Bruno : I don't mind a little
Cold weather, snow, or ice

Pepa : But when it becomes too intense
It isn't very nice

Julieta : At first the snow is beautiful
It's fluffy, white and rich

Bruno : But when I have somewhere to go
It's such a fucking bitch

Felix : All I wanna do is trot
On over to the store
But now there's all this snow and ice
That wasn't there before

Agustín : I cannot walk ten feet without
Falling on my ass
I must be honest and I'm sorry
If this is kind of crass

Madrigal triplets : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Félix : The snow is too fucking thick

Madrigal triplets : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Agustín : No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my dick

Pepa : I don't understand why I
Must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony?
Honestly I don't give a fuck

Flying is way better than
Walking on the ground
But when I fly I am

Julieta, Pepa, Bruno, Agustín and Félix : Repeatedly snow-bound

Pepa : AH, FUCK!

Madrigal kids : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Luisa : Thirty-eight degrees below zero

Madrigal kids : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Dolores : The sidewalk's always narrow

Madrigal kids : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Luisa : Outside keep your mouth closed
Cause winter fucking blows

Isabela : Now I have to wear, like, seven layers
Of clothing

Dolores : These coats are collapsing my lungs
And yet I'm still singing

Luisa : I can barely see anything
With all the wind and snow

Mirabel : I'm almost killed by falling icicles
Mother nature is a

Isabela, Luisa, Dolores and Mirabel : Homicidal ho

Camilo : Bum bum bum

Isabela, Luisa, Dolores and Camilo : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Dolores : I don't know why others like it

Isabela, Luisa, Dolores and Camilo : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Isabela : Holidays are a benefit

Isabela, Luisa, Dolores and Camilo : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Isabela : But once they're over it
Becomes a load of shit

Alma : And sure girls and boys might get
At least one snow day
But then they have to make up
All their homework anyway

Dolores : And snowball fights are kind of fun

Mirabel : Unless you are a nerd

Julieta : This song should apply to you even

Alma, Dolores, Julieta and Mirabel : If you haven't joined the heard

Felix : Oh yeah!

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Agustín : The rooftops are caving in

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Isabela : Weather like this should be a sin

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Alma : Can't wait for spring to begin
Frostbite fucked up my skin!

Agustín : The other seasons have problems -
Summer's hot as balls

Bruno : But at least I can walk around
And not constantly fall

Dolores : Speaking of which, autumn is fine
Despite the leaves dying

Isabela : And spring has rain but makes up for it
With rainbows, flowers

Camilo : And other gay stuff!

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Félix : Can traffic please move faster?

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Luisa : Californians are lucky bastards

Madrigal family : Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up

Isabela : How long will this bitch last?

Camilo : I hope this shit melts fast

Mirabel : Fuck winter in the ass!

(Outro)
(All the Madrigal kids are sick now)

Mirabel : Yeah, fuck you winter...

(Everyone shocked, looking at Camilo)