ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ:

ᴄᴏʟʟᴀɢᴇs:

ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs:

"What's with the whole pointing-guns-thingy? I thought we were friends."

"You steal from a couple people and suddenly you're a criminal."

"I'm genuinely curious if you have a brain."

"Where do you live? I swear I'm not going to break into your house and steal your stuff, unless you have, like, a really nice flatscreen TV or something."

"I'm sorry, but personal questions are off-limits."

"I am under no obligation to make sense to you."

"But yeah, I'm fine. It's good to have a little bonk to the head every now and then, it probably knocked some sense into me."

"Don't be sad by yourself. I'll be sad with you whenever you want."

"I'm going to throw up if you keep being nice to me."

"Don't worry, he isn't dead."

"Do I get a Scooby snack?"