A/N - ANOTHER ONE THAT I HAD POSTED THAT YET AGAIN SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED. I'VE TAKEN OUT THE HARRY POTTER LINK FOR NOW, IF IT IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE PLACED IN AGAIN, THEN JUST LET ME KNOW. ALSO LEAVING THE LOVE INTEREST OPEN FOR YOU GUYS TO DECIDE (WAS LOKI). 

Name: Seraphine Elda Mikaelson

Nickname: Sera (Most)

Titles:

The Phoenix.

The Quiet One. The Pyromaniac. The Fiery One. The Faithful One. The Wise Phoenix.

Pyro. Vampy. Count Dracula. Dracula. Drac. (Tony)

Vampirella. Fire Maniac. All-powerful fire-vamp, Honey, The Immortal Hybrid. (Damon)

Olympian. (Thor)

Fire Queen. My Queen. My Love. (Loki)

Lady Mikaelson (Odin)

Lady Seraphine (Thor, Loki, Frigga, Warriors Three. Sif. Heimdall)

Miss Mikaelson. Ma'am. (Steve)

The Fire Hybrid. (Klaus)

Born: Before 990 A.D. (Mystic Falls, Age Unknown/1034+)

Cause of death: Stabbed through the heart (as an olympian-witch)

Killed by: Mikael (as an olympian-witch)

Occupation:

Noblewoman (1002 - 1700s) (Formerly)

Musician (Formerly)

Artist (Formerly)

Hired Assassin (Sporadically)

Mythology Teacher (Mystic Falls High School; eventually/currently)

Physical appearance:

Height: 5 ft 5 in

Hair Color: Dirty Blonde

Eye Colour: Blue

Cast: Natalie Dormer

Species:

Hybrid (Olympian/Witch; Originally)

Original Hybrid (Olympian/Vampire) (Currently)

Family:

Apollo (Biological Father)

Esther (Biological Mother)

Mikael (Step-Father)

Dahlia (Maternal Aunt)

Freya Mikaelson (Maternal Older Half-Sister)

Finn Mikaelson (Maternal Older Half-Brother)

Elijah Mikaelson (Maternal Older Half-Brother)

Niklaus Mikaelson (Maternal Half-Brother/Twin Brother)

Kol Mikaelson (Maternal Younger Half-Brother)

Rebekah Mikaelson (Maternal Younger Half-Sister)

Henrik Mikaelson † (Maternal Younger Half-Brother)

Zeus (Paternal Grandfather)

Leto (Paternal Grandmother)

Artemis (Paternal Aunt)

Ares, Hermes, Dionysus, Heracles, and Perseus (Paternal Uncles)

Athena, Persephone, Hebe, Enyo, Thalia Grace, and Eileithyia (Paternal Aunts)

Early History:

Seraphine is the biological daughter of Apollo and Esther Mikaelson, step-daughter of Mikael, niece of Dahlia, maternal younger half-sister of Freya, Finn and Elijah, the maternal half-sister and twin of Klaus, the maternal younger half-sister of Kol, Rebekah and Henrik Mikaelson.

For over a thousand years, Klaus and Seraphine have been trying to break a curse placed on him. Through an idea formed by Seraphine, they created the myth of the sun and moon curse in order to find the moonstone and the Petrova Doppelgänger, both of which were needed to break the actual curse. Their goal is to liberate his werewolf side so Klaus can sire his own super species of werewolf-vampire hybrids.

In 1492, they finally got the chance to break they curse when Klaus met Katerina Petrova, the final piece necessary to break the curse. However, Katerina managed to foil the Klaus' plans to use her in the sacrifice by turning into a vampire. For the next 500 years, Klaus searched for a way to break the curse without the doppelgänger, forcing generations of witches to help him. During his search for a way to break the curse, Klaus hunted down his family and neutralized them, excluding Seraphine. He also hunted Katerina, who had escaped him and stolen his moonstone. However, it should also be noted that both Klaus and Seraphine were also on the run from their step-father, Mikael, as they both had an abusive childhood.

While she was still an olympian-witch hybrid, Seraphine had a complicated life. Seraphine is exceptionally close with her twin and half-brother, Klaus, whom she affectionately calls "Nico". She was also close with her half-sister, Rebekah, and had a good relationship with Elijah, Henrik and Kol, but she did not get along at all with her half-brother, Finn, since childhood.

In her early childhood years, Seraphine met Apollo, her biological father, who informed her of her heritage and explained her powers, which had begun manifesting the same year before he then just vanished again. Leaving her life.

However, just like Klaus, Seraphine had a bad relationship with their overbearing step-father Mikael who was harder on them than any of their siblings.

Seraphine was a victim of her step-father's physical and verbal abuse since childhood. Seraphine even admitted to Elijah that Mikael frightened her which made her constantly seek his approval without ever finding it. Esther often tried to calm Mikael when he became angry with Seraphine, but she never tried to stop him from humiliating or from physically/mentally abusing her. Apollo, never being around, also earned Seraphine's hate, as she believed that he could, if he wanted to, save her from Mikael. These following reasons led her to resent all of her parents.

Magic:

Before becoming a vampire, Seraphine practiced magic as a witch and was, according to Esther, very talented, even described as something of a child prodigy. Other than Seraphine, the only other child that tapped into their magic, was Kol, because of this, Kol and Seraphine were close. However, when Seraphine was turned into a vampire she lost her power and these thrills and was no doubt dismayed. In order to get a similar thrill to what magic once gave her, Seraphine submerged herself in expanding her fire powers.

Personality:

"In the beginning, our family was human, a thousand years ago, now. Although our mother dabbled in the dark arts, we were actually just a family trying to survive in a time when it was quite difficult to do so. And, for better or worse, we were happy."

Perhaps Seraphine's most noticeable trait is her proneness to boredom. She is continuously agitated by the lack of work, describing peace as "hateful". Even if a target is offered to her, she won't take it unless she finds it sufficiently attractive (though it is worth noting that she seems to lower her standards as she gets more desperate). In the absence of work that meets her criteria, she will go to extreme lengths to keep herself occupied, such as repeatedly shooting the wall of her home with live rounds, burning things and partaking in orgies.

Seraphine has a major manipulative streak and will often take advantage of people to get her way.

Seraphine possesses a cold brutality under her innocent-looking exterior. Contentedly living outside any human moral code, Seraphine kills with flair, recklessness and absolutely no conscience.

She can be adorable, playful, funny, frightening, warm, chilling, vulnerable, and impenetrable. She's trouble – and she takes great pleasure in pushing the boundaries with her eternally patient brothers, Elijah and Klaus.

She seems to have a sense of humour, though it is very sarcastic and can be quite dark. Seraphine is amused, most notably, by the stupidity of others in comparison to herself.

One quality that Seraphine lacks entirely is tact, which is one of the main reasons that she is disliked so heavily by so many people. She often doesn't notice when her accurate deductions about other people's personal lives offend them.

Seraphine is the most protective towards the people she is close to, however.

At times, Seraphine can possess a childlike behavior, throwing quiet tantrums whenever things aren't going her way and also playing practical jokes on people she comes across. Seraphine carries almost an innocent persona, wide-eyed and bright, finding humor in otherwise dark situations.

"I'm known to be quite vexing, I'm just forewarning you." - Seraphine

Much like her brothers, Seraphine is described as unpredictable, over-protective and stubborn, but also very kind, intelligent, empathetic, compassionate, and friendly.

She strongly believes in trust, honesty and loyalty.

She is known for speaking her mind and having a fierce temper, possibly down to her connection with fire.

Seraphine is very knowledgeable and deceptive in many ways. This encompasses knowledge of how to fight, wield a sword and defend herself as well as a very in depth knowledge of mythology from around the world. She exhibits an open-minded and optimistic personality.

Seraphine does believe in love but also believes that, at least for her, it is rare.

While Seraphine is capable of forgiveness, some acts such as betrayal is usually considered unforgivable by her, and even if the betrayer seeks atonement, Seraphine has been known to mercilessly kill them.

Seraphine is noted for her ability to control her more violent urges, and rarely ever so much allows her face to show its vampiric features, it is possible that Seraphine is ashamed of her vampire nature, and that is why she keeps her vampire face hidden.

Seraphine's beauty is equalled by her cleverness, which she has in abundance. She is a gifted manipulator who knows how to manoeuvre her way in politics. Seraphine's strength is in her ability to win the minds and loyalties of those around her.

Seraphine possesses a tact and politeness that Klaus lacks.

Although Seraphine has had to develop many different facades depending on who she is trying to manipulate, she is shown to genuinely have a good heart, compassion, and empathy.

Seraphine has loving relationships with all of her family members.

Though she has developed many facades in order to sway the opinions of others in her favor, she is extremely loyal to her family, and will go to great lengths to keep them safe.

True to her personality, Seraphine primarily appears dressed in a stately, polished manner and maintains an air of refinement and inscrutability.

Pairing:

- Avenger (Soul Mate/Love of her life)

Though I do kind of like the idea of her being with Steve back before the serum and that losing him, turned her into the person she currently is. The more sadistic, violent individual.

- The Vampire Diaries (Fling/Short Term)

Powers/Abilities:

Seraphine has the powers and abilities of both the olympians and original vampires, both physically enhanced powers and abilities of mind compulsion. Seraphine is slightly more physically powerful than her maternal half-siblings, Klaus also claims that he believes her to be stronger than him once he's broken his curse, implying that Seraphine is a very powerful individual. As an Original Hybrid, her siblings claim that Seraphine is the strongest of the original vampires.

Seraphine's powers improve with the consumption of human blood and being around fire.

Super Strength: Seraphine is much stronger than Immortals, Supernatural Hunters, non-original Vampires, Werewolves, Evolved Werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids and Humans. She is able to decapitate other species with a single chop and shatter windows and doors with small objects. She is even slightly physically superior to the Original Vampires because of her olympian heritage. Seraphine's strength is enough that she could kill twelve non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids single-handedly, and was able to fight and kill twenty-four non-original vampires single-handedly with only some difficulty.

Super Speed: Seraphine's intensified quickness, agility, reflexes, and endurance makes her much faster than immortals, non-original vampires, werewolves, evolved werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids, supernatural hunters and humans, she is slightly faster than her Original Vampire maternal half-siblings, as she once said, "I'm faster than your average vampire". She is able to stop other supernatural species in their tracks and run miles in mere minutes. Her reflexes are similarly heightened.

Super Agility: Seraphine possesses much more superhuman stamina, flexibility, reflexes, agility and dexterity than any immortals, non-original vampires, werewolves, evolved werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids, and humans, even slightly more than original vampires. She can move, jump very high, flip, climb and run incredibly fast without difficulty or exhaustion.

Super Senses: Seraphine has a more enhanced sense of hearing, sight and smell that far exceeds those of any immortals, original vampires, non-original vampires, werewolves, evolved werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids and humans.

Super Durability: Seraphine can take far more trauma than any immortals, original vampires, non-original vampires, werewolves, evolved werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids and humans, without much discomfort or injury. However, like with her maternal half-siblings, she has never been dismembered, implying that her durability may be close to invincibility though she can still be hurt. Wood, and White Oak Ash Daggers do not weaken her, making her virtually indestructible.

Enhanced Healing Factor: The injuries of Seraphine heal faster than those of supernatural hunters, original vampires, non-original vampires, werewolves, evolved werewolves, non-original werewolf-vampire hybrids and humans. She also seems to heal much more quickly when exposed to vervain, wolfsbane, or wood. She can heal/recover/regenerate from any and all injuries in a matter of seconds. Vervain or wolfsbane laced liquid has also been shown to weaken her, though she recovers from the effects much more quickly. Human blood has also known to make the healing process faster.

Immortality: Seraphine is even more immortal than her maternal half-siblings. With the last White Oak Stake destroyed, no physical weapon on earth can kill Seraphine. Nothing but immense magical power worth a hundred witches summoned by an exceptionally powerful witch can kill Seraphine. Despite the extent of her immortality, Seraphine still needs to feed otherwise she will desiccate and become immobile just like any other immortals, original vampires, non-original vampires or non-original hybrids.

Day Walking: Due to her olympian heritage, as well as being the daughter of the God of the Sun, Seraphine is immune to the lethal effects that u.v. rays and sunlight have on vampires. Allowing her to walk in daylight without the use of a day ring.

Emotional Control: Due to her vampire heritage, Seraphine is able to exert certain control over hers own emotions, e.g. She can turn off her humanity.

Enhanced Emotions: Because of her vampiric traits, Seraphine experience emotions more powerfully than humans, original vampires and non-original vampires. This ability allows her to feel emotions at hers peak regardless of hers age. Seraphine has been shown experience emotions as powerfully today as she did 1,000 years ago.

Telepathy: Seraphine has the ability, albeit a weak variant, to enter the minds of others as long as her is stronger than them. Normally, this ability works in a tactile fashion and Seraphine requires physical contact in order for it to work successfully. Seraphine has also been shown sharing her memories with others.

- Mind Compulsion: Seraphine can compel the minds of most sentient creatures; humans, non-original vampires and non-original hybrids. It has yet to be seen if she can compel supernatural hunters that are members of the Five, werewolves, evolved werewolves, or original vampires, but Klaus states that given her 'godly' status, he thinks she might be able to.

- Dream Manipulation: Seraphine can control dreams and subconscious like vampires/original vampires. She can produce and modify dreams, bestow nightmares or lucid dreaming. Other effects of this ability is the distortion of reality and trapped in the dreams.

- Illusions: Seraphine has the power to trick the minds of others into seeing/feeling things that aren't actually happening.

Audiokinesis: Seraphine can make a sharp ultrasonic whistle-like sound that can temporarily stun her opponents, making them clutch their ears in confusion. This is even more effective against those with enhanced hearing.

Fire Manipulation/Pyrokinesis: Seraphine possesses the mental ability to control ambient heat energy and the physical ability to transform her entire body, or portions of her body into a fiery, plasma-like state of will. She is even able to imbue a metal object she touches with fire, using the object as a melee weapon, which she has done to objects such as pipes, tools, car parts, and even chains. Seraphine can generate shapes composed of fire from any point on her body (she usually employs her hands to "sculpt" the flames). She can form fire into long streams, spheres, or even more complex shapes like letters in skywriting. These flames-objects will only remain their shapes as long as she concentrates upon them. The objects will only burn about 3 minutes before expiring unless Seraphine continues to infuse them with energy.

- Plasma Form: Seraphine possesses the physical ability to envelop her entire body or portions of her body with fiery plasma without harm to herself. Ordinarily, when aflame, Seraphine is enveloped by a low-intensity flame of low-level plasma (reddish, approximately 780 Fahrenheit), which ranges from 1 to 5 inches from her body. She can, however, generate much higher levels and flames about herself. In its plasma state, Seraphine's body is no longer solid; projectiles that are not melted pass harmlessly through her body. (She usually activates this by clicking her fingers together)

- Nova Flame: Seraphine refers to her highest, hottest levels of plasma that she can create as her "nova flame." The exact temperatures that her "nova flame" can attain are not known. At an average rate of expenditure of energy, Seraphine can stay aflame for about 16.8 hours. In her younger days, she could only maintain her flame for much briefer periods, and sometimes exhausted it while in combat. She cannot maintain her "nova flame" for as long a time as she can maintain her ordinary flame. Seraphine can release all of her body's stored energy in one intense, omni-directional "nova-burst," which can reach about 1,000,000 F, and which is similar to the heat-pulse of a nuclear warhead detonation, with an area of total devastation of about 900 feet in diameter and the power of a super nova. (Seraphine has claimed that she can destroy a small moon with her nova-flame.) This violent discharge uses her entire reserve of energy (except for the necessary to keep her alive) at once, entirely exhausting her flame power. She generally requires at least 12 hours to recover entirely from such a feat.

- Flight: Seraphine's plasma has a high hydrogen content, and is surrounded by an exuded cloud of mono-atomic hydrogen atoms. The hot cloud provides sufficient positive buoyancy for her to float. With mental stimulation of her flame, she can provide enough lift to carry around 180 pounds. By forming a jet from her feet, directed behind her, she can achieve a normal flight speed of 140 miles per hour, and accelerate up to supersonic speeds capable of catching up with faster beings while in the Earth's orbit.

- Thermokinesis: Seraphine has the ability to mentally control the ambient heat energy within her immediate environment, even when she herself is not aflame. She can reduce objects' temperatures (if they are in a normal range for existing on Earth's surface) to about 30 F, raise them to several hundred degrees, or extinguish open flames. Her radius of influence is about 80 feet. The heat energy she takes from the environment is absorbed into her own body. If she takes in a critical amount while she is not aflame, she will become aflame. There are unknown limits to the amount of flame she can absorb into her own body harmlessly while she is herself aflame.

- Immunity to Fire & Heat: Seraphine is unaffected by heat and flames, including her own, even when part of her is aflame and the rest of her is not. Her flesh cannot be scalded or burned by any heat source whose level is below that of her maximum output.

- Fire blade: Seraphine can create thin blades of fire by narrowing her flame projections, which can subsequently be launched at opponents.

- Incineration: Seraphine is able to channel her fire to incinerate things and beings into ashes.

- Heat Manipulation: A sub-power to her manipulation of fire and enchantment, Seraphine is capable of applying heat to anything she touches. She can set any object in a high-temperature state causing anyone to feel a burning sensation without infusing fire.

- Fire Arrows: By breathing onto the arrowhead of her arrows, she can coat it in a powerful flame. She has claimed that she does not even need a physical arrow to create a fire arrow, but she can simply create an entire arrow out of fire.

- Fire Bow: Given that she can create a physical fire manifestation of her arrows, it is possible she has the ability to create a bow in the same way.

Vitakinesis: As the daughter of the God of Healing and Medicine, Seraphine can manipulate and modify a person's anatomy, as well as restore the injured to full health.

- Enhanced Healing: Seraphine can heal wounds by speaking an incantation, though this can also be done simply by her humming the general tune of the incantation.

(This ability appears as a blue flame, rather than her usual red flame)

Truth Sense: Whether or not this is inherited from her father, or because of her vampire senses is unknown, but Seraphine knows when people are telling the truth or lying to her.

Abilities:

Archery: Being the daughter of the God of Archery, Seraphine has always excelled in archery and other target-shooting-based activities, such as basketball.

Swordsmanship: Seraphine is an expert swords-woman.

Musical Ability: Seraphine is an expert musician who can play any musical instrument perfectly, though she is most often seen with a Ukulele.

Painting: Seraphine is considered a very gifted artist, even haven taught Klaus when they were younger.

Singing: Being the daughter of Apollo, Seraphine has a talented singing voice.

Belongings:

Ukulele: Gifted to her and carved by Klaus, Seraphine has a beautifully crafted ukulele which she cherishes and often plays.

Bow and Arrows: Being the daughter of Apollo, Seraphine usually carries with her a bow and set of arrows.

Dagger: Seraphine carries a Greek-style dagger.

Trivia:

- Seraphine can usually be seen wearing a phoenix pin on her jacket.

- Her ringtone is "Stayin' Alive", by the Bee Gees.

- Seraphine's favourite composer is Johann Sebastian Bach.

- Her hobbies include beekeeping, single-stick on her practice dummy Bob, and odd scientific inquires.

- Plays at least, the violin, ukulele, piano, and saxophone

- She is ambidextrous and unnerved by clowns.

- She speaks 36 languages including Latin, Mandarin, Russian, Norwegian, Nepalese, French, Spanish, Ukrainian, Pashto, Japanese and Italian.

- She's been shot five times.

- Seraphine takes her coffee black, with two sugars.

- Seraphine enjoys dancing and she is capable of, at the very least, waltzing and a passable jazz pirouette.

- She engages in daily mental exercises that involve formulating scenarios on how she would murder her family members.

- Whilst she does not think that love is for her, she does partake in casual sex.

- Seraphine is bisexual and has entertained both sexes over the years.

- Seraphine has never been neutralized by Klaus, but the Brotherhood of the Five did attempt to do so, this proved that Seraphine was immune to the daggers as she simply walked off the stabbing.

- Seraphine has been good friends with witches throughout the centuries, stating how she respects them and holds them in high esteem. This stems from her love of being a witch before becoming a vampire. 

- Her interest in witchcraft and magic continued even as an Original and not being able to use it directly anymore.

- Having studied witchcraft with witches for centuries, Seraphine is quite knowledgeable in the arts of witchcraft and magic.

- Dahlia states that Seraphine along with Klaus, are the most intelligent of their maternal half-siblings, as they has no brute Viking blood in their veins, but does claim that out of the two of them, Seraphine is by far the more intelligent one as she isn't ruled by a beast nature. 

- Seraphine is the only member besides Mikael, Elijah, and Kol of the Mikaelson Family that has pushed Klaus' buttons without fearing the consequences.

- The only thing Seraphine truly fears is Mikael.

- Seraphine is almost always seen wearing dark colours, specifically purples and blacks

- Seraphine, like her younger brother Kol, is believed to be famous amongst the witches around the world.

- Seraphine claims to be a devoted feminist.

- Seraphine smokes

Quotes

"The woman is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma I've had sex with." - LI about Seraphine

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"The great love of my life is a psychopath. No one's perfect." - LI about Seraphine

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"My first instinct was to kill you. Quietly, discreetly. But then, the more I learned about you, the more...curious I became. Here, at last, seemed to be a mind that rivaled my own, something too complicated and too beautiful to destroy."

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Steve: "People died."

Seraphine: "That's what people DO!"

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"Seraphine Mikaelson. Hi!" ― Seraphine introducing herself

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"Dead is the new sexy!"

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"The danger with rulebooks, Steve, is that they offer the illusion that leading a moral life is a simple undertaking, that the world exists in black and white. Welcome to the greys." - Seraphine to Steve.

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"I have to say, Rogers, I'm feeling a little bit judged. You're well aware that I view sex as an exercise. As do the women and men I entertain." - Seraphine to Steve Rogers.

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"A bad man let his brains out for some fresh air. What else is there to discuss?"

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"Look, Klaus is a grouch, okay? Nobody knows that better than me."

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"You should never tell a psychopath they are a psychopath. It upsets them." - Seraphine

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"Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating, by the way. It's just rude." - Seraphine

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"I once saw a rat drink from a can of Coke there. Both hands. Extraordinary."

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"I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it."

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"People think that your soul or personality or whatever leaves the body when you die. I swear it just goes further in."

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"I'm going to kill you nicely. But then I'm going to make a mess of your body afterward so it looks worse than it is.

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"Can we get one thing clear before we go on with this? Is that a sweater attached to a shirt? Is it two separate pieces? How does it work?"

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"If you sleep with more than 2 pillows you're a psychopath"

"A comfortable psychopath." - Tony Stark and Seraphine

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"Okay, we can fight. But you will get tired, and I will get bored, and you don't like it when I'm bored. If I kill you, they will just send me another one."

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"Is it hard, being bad?"

"No. Not if you practice."

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[Seraphine has taken in roosters in her facility apartment, for the purposes of Seraphine's experiment. She left one of them in front of Tony's room one morning, causing him to wake up early.]

Tony (carrying a caged rooster): Why is Romulus outside our door?

Seraphine: That's Remus.

Tony: I don't care which cock I am holding, I just want to know how it got there...! (Awkward pause.) Okay, congratulations, you got me to say it.

Seraphine: I don't know if you've settled on an epitaph yet, but it does occur to me that that would look fantastic on a tombstone.

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Seraphine: I'm an expert in many things, but love is not one of them. I do know, however, it cannot be reduced to a checklist of traits.

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Seraphine: If someone is say... a cannibal serial killer, that's not enough to call them crazy. As long as you know that eating and killing your victims is wrong, you're considered sane in the eyes of the law.

ADA: [shrug] That's what the law says.

Steve: In the work that Dr. Naylor did for you, did the name Klaus Mikaelson ever come up?

ADA: Mikaelson? Related to you? [looking at Seraphine]

Seraphine: That's what the law says. [looking chagrined and emphasizing "law"]

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Seraphine: Hence our paradox. By the dictates of logic, Eric simultaneously must've had the bird flu and not had it. It's Schroedinger's Bird Flu.

Steve: [looks at pile if grocery chickens] How long has that chicken been out of the fridge?"

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Seraphine: Have you forgotten my new color-coding system already? Red lines indicate ownership, blue is a familial relationship, green denotes a financial connection...

Tony S: Pink is for kissing cousins, purple means two suspects sang karaoke duets.

Seraphine: You mock me.

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Seraphine: Have you and I spoken since lunch?....I have no memory of the last six hours.

Bruce: I'm calling Dr. Cho.

Seraphine: My head is the less urgent of our concerns at the moment. A short while ago I arrived carrying this bag and I couldn't recall what was inside so... Well, I looked.

Steve opens bag and gasps.

Steve: There is a head in there.

Seraphine: Yes, there is. And I have no idea where I got it.

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Fury: A poop emoji?

Seraphine: Oh, I thought it was ice cream.

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Elena: What do you want?

Seraphine: I want the recipe to your shepherd's pie.

Elena: What?

Seraphine: The thing with the potatoes and the gray meat.

Elena: I know what shepherd's pie is.

Seraphine: Alaric likes it. So? Come on!

Elena: Um. Uh. Onions. Carrots. Peas. Mince. Uh, tomato puree, stock, and some Worchester sauce.

Seraphine: Worchester sauce! Okay. Worchester sauce. See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

Elena: Are you going to leave us alone now?

Seraphine: Of course not. Why don't you sit down?

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Seraphine: You want me not to kill someone. You do know what I do, right?

Steve: This is harder. A challenge.

Seraphine: Mmmm. I do not like to be challenged.

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Seraphine: You know I'm here to kill you.

LI: Yes, it was my idea.

Seraphine: No.

LI: I told you. I need your help. I needed to see you.

Seraphine: So you hired me to kill you?

LI: Yes.

Seraphine: That is so stupid. What if I hit you with a car? What if I shot you?

LI: You wouldn't!

Seraphine: I wouldn't?

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Seraphine: Mmmm. This is AMAZING. What do they put in it?!

Klaus: I don't know. Crack. Orphans.

Seraphine: I don't care if that's true. Seriously. If it tastes this good, grind up an orphan and fry it in crack.

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Girl: Wow. You look amazing. Can I take a picture of you for my Instagram?

Seraphine: No. No. Don't be pathetic. Get a real life.

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Seraphine: What's wrong with her?

Steve: Dementia.

Seraphine: Thank God. I thought she was a ghost. I hate ghosts.

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Alaric: What are you looking for?

Seraphine: A butcher's knife.

Alaric: What for?

Seraphine: To stab you with.

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Seraphine: So what now?

LI: I'm going to tell you something. Sit down. I think about you all the time. I think about what you're wearing and what you're doing and who you're doing it with. I think about what friends you have. I think about what you eat before you work and what shampoo you use and what happened to your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone, and I think about what you had for breakfast. I just wanna know everything.

Seraphine: I think about you, too. I mean, I masturbate about you a lot.

LI: Okay, that's...

Seraphine: Too much?

LI: No... I just, I just wasn't expecting that

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Frank: Please, please. I have a lot of money.

Seraphine: So do I.

Frank: I have children:

Seraphine: I don't want your children.

Frank: No, no. I have children to take care of.

Seraphine: [laughs lightly] This will give them something to bond over.

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Elijah: Promise you won't be naughty.

Seraphine: I promise I won't be naughty.

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"Sometimes severity is the price we pay for greatness."

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"Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern? You're not very good at those, I'm afraid." - Seraphine to Klaus

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"All mankind needs to be the monster he truly is, is being told he can."

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"Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won't?"

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"When you're soulmates, it hits you like lightning, and you know that's the one person in the world you were meant to be with. You don't think you're soulmates; you just know it's your destiny whether you like it or not."

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"The ancient Egyptian religions were unique in a way. They had a singular goal. Not transmutation to an afterlife, but something even more profound: eternal life."

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"Elijah: They're not for the faint hearted.

Seraphine: My heart has never fainted."

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"To save her, I would murder the world." - About her daughter

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"All sad people like poetry. Happy people like songs."

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"Photographs are so ironically impermanent. They capture one moment in time to perfection. A painting can capture eternity."

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"Elijah: She will cease to be who she is.

LI: Then I will love who she becomes."

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"Things are so rarely what they seem."

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"Once you get used to something, why bother? It's just repetition."

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Klaus: You know that you're not half as clever as you think.

Seraphine: That still makes me twice as clever as you.

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"I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence."

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"Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."

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"The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate."

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"You're an eloquent man. It doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles."

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"Long, sullen silences and an occasional punch in the face: the Mikaelson way."

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Elijah: Father once told me...

Seraphine: Nobody cares what father once told you.

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"If you ever call me sister again, I'll strangle you in your sleep." - Seraphine to Marcel

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"If I ever kill you, your eyes will be wide open."

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"He sits on the throne like he was born to it."