1. attend a protest at some point

2. become an author (duh)

3. at the very least meet nate and bee irl

4. get the lunar realm trilogy adapted into a cartoon once I finish it ofc

5. get around to publishing black bears when I rewrite it much better someday

6. get girlfriend who then becomes wife

7. retire in a cottage in the European countryside with said wife

8. die and then haunt said cottage