key once more-
Nate - Nate
Bee - I'll give you 3 guesses
Harley - moi
Asteri - Aster
Sappho - Saph
Achilles - Ekko
Juno, Acadia, Mars and Altar - irl friends
Circe - gib me witch girlfriend
Leafie - walmart eda clawthorne with dead parents

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Nate : two best friends in a room, they might kiss

Harley : ...no?

Nate : why not? we're both gay

Harley : yeah but in the wrong direction

Nate : oh shit

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Achilles : two best friends in a room, they might kiss

Sappho : ...no?

Achilles : why not? we're both gay

Sappho : yeah but in the wrong direction

Achilles : oh shit

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Asteri : blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. the x makes it sound cool.

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*Harley and Circe holding their baby*

Altar : Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.

Mars : I know, I still am one of these.

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Acadia : *on the phone* hey Sappho, do you know my blood type?

Sappho : of course, it's B-

Acadia : oh, I guessed wrong. excuse me, nurse-

(Saph I thought you'd like to know that when I showed irl Acadia (not her real name btw) the notes I have on Sappho in my journal she read fingender as finger mode)

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Asteri : why am I the bad guy?

Bee : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? we all have our thing.

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Mars : do you think different paints have different tastes?

Acadia : they do

Juno : ...why did you say that with such certainty?

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Harley : if you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like...a lawyer to you. okay?

Nate : okay

*later*

Leafie : Nate! sit down on the chair, you're in trouble

Harley, whispering : deny everything

Nate, loudly : that isn't a chair

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Leafie : I'm telling you, my kids are competent.

Nate, rushing in : Leafie! Harley tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Altar : my assistance will be an act of beneviolence

Bee : don't you mean benevolence?

Altar : no