Nate - Nate
Bee - guess who
Harley - moi
Asteri - Aster
Sappho - Saph
Achilles - Ekko
Juno, Acadia, Mars and Altar - irl friends
Circe - just give me a girlfriend she doesn't even have to be a witch just get me a girlfriend
Leafie - walmart eda clawthorne with dead parents
Skyzee - walmart lilith clawthorne also with dead parents

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Harley : there's no way Circe likes me back

Bee : Circe would throw herself in front of a moving car for you

Harley : Circe would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun

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Sappho : I can't imagine what Achilles is planning. but I can tell you two things. we won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Asteri : and what do I get out of this?

Acadia : I will give you a dollar

Asteri : what do you think I am? a chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Acadia : how bout two dollars?

Asteri : You got yourself a deal.

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Leafie : why would you give a Harley a sword?!

Nate : Harley felt unsafe

Leafie : now I feel unsafe!

Nate : I'm sorry

Nate : would you like a sword?

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Mars : can I have some water?

Juno : *starts chugging her water bottle*

Juno : *chokes from drinking too fast*

Juno : *spills water all over herself*

Juno, coughing : I don't have any water

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Nate : that shirt looks great, Circe

Circe : thanks

Nate : But I bet it would look even better on Harley's floor.

Harley : are you hitting on Circe...for me?

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Altar : what are you doing here?

Mars : I could ask you the same question

Altar : I live here. this is my house.

Mars : I should probably ask you a different question

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Bee : I can't imagine what Altar is planning. but I can tell you two things. we won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Harley : my aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens"

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Circe : can you cut me some slack, Harley? I'm sort of in love

Harley : I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem

Circe : I'm in love with you

Harley : *blushes* oh. that brings me in the loop a little.

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Asteri : I just heard Bee call Trixie a "fucking liar" because she barked like someone was at the door and no one was there

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Harley : what do I get?

Nate : a night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death

Harley : ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one

Nate : it won't be you

Harley : I'll get my coat

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Acadia : you read my diary?

Mars : at first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Sappho : my future girlfriend must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

Acadia : *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sappho : that one. I want that one.

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Juno : you are irrationally angry 365 days a year

Altar : well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. do you guys think I have anger issues?

Juno : well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. an issue is something you can fix.