so you know how most lesbians cut their hair?

I think the only reason I don't want to do that is because of the amount of times this has happened :

mom : you should cut your hair

me : why?

mom : it would just look better and be easier to take care of if you did

me : but I like it long like this

mom : but you should cut it

me : but I don't want to

mom : well you should

cue this same conversation happening like a week later

P.S. she means cut down to like, shoulder length