so in sixth grade there was this girl who we'll call Lindsay (no hate to any Lindsay's who may or may not be reading this)

so me and Lindsay were friendly acquaintances and one time I held my pencil over her head as a joke and she ran to the teacher, claiming I stabbed her

the teacher talked to me, I explained that it was a joke and I didn't actually stab her and I got off with a slap on the wrist 

but guess what Lindsay did? she told everyone that I stabbed her and guess what her friends did? they bullied me because I "stabbed their friend"

which

is fucking stupid

not because in actuality I didn't stab her, but because like, if I'm supposedly capable of stabbing someone, do you really think bullying me is a good idea? like bitch are you trying to get stabbed yourself?