son one - King
son two - Apollo
daughter one - Elizabeth (aka Liz)
daughter two - Annabeth (aka Anna)

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me, texting Liz : answer your phone

Liz : give me a minute, I can't find it

me : okay

me :

me : Elizabeth, I swear to god-

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Angel : hey, what do you want for your birthday?

Apollo : a bird

Angel : I don't think I can-

Apollo : I want a bird

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Bee : *kicks down the door*

Bee : CHAR YOU PROMISED ME I COULD MEET KING WHEN HE WAS BORN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GRANDCHILD

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Anna : I just stubbed my toe

Angel : do I care?

Anna : do you?

Angel, hugging Anna : yes, yes I do. are you okay?

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King : why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

me : because their hands are too sma-

Angel : because they all died

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Liz : I need an adult

Angel : I'm an adult

Liz : I need a different adult

Sunflower, breaking in through the window : you called?

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Apollo : I'm grounded?

Angel : yes, grounded. you disobeyed me and now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

me : Love, that isn't how grounding works-

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King : can I have some of you're candy?

me : no, I got this for mother's day

King : you're only a mother because of me

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Liz : is it okay if I swear?

me : yes Liz, we will allow you to swear

Liz : F

Angel : yes, go on

Liz : I'm nervous

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Anna, jokingly : I should kill you for that

Angel, from another room : who?

Anna : no, I was just joki-

Angel, walking in with a gun : are they bothering you, Annabeth?