A/N:  Okay - there is a meaning to this apparently silly poem.  And it's just this; in this life, you will face battles that are significant.  Significant to life on earth, and significant to life in eternity.  In these battles, such as the battle for your soul, you must fight.  Fight like hell, if you'll excuse the term, because that is in fact the default destination.  To avoid Hell, surrender the reigns to the true General, Jesus Christ.  In battle, He is never vanquished.

General Butter

Fought no wars of significance

Made no decisions of consequence

Never led or raised the battle cry

Earned the Medal of Dishonor in '89

Melted in the pressure pot

Split like a cheap suit

when things got too hot

Your day is coming, ready or not