Carter: *has just started playing Minecraft* Would you like to see my farm?

Jay: Uh, sure man. *walks in on a huge underground melon farm* Oh my-

Carter: *gives him a few stacks of melon slices*

Jay: Carter how long have you been on the server?

Carter: I haven't logged off

Jay: That's like 14 hours, go to sleep

Carter: Chaos waits for nopony!