Philza: For self defense reasons I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

Technoblade and Tommy: Okay

Philza: Give me all your money if you want to live

Tommy: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Technoblade: Bold of you to assume I have money

Wilbur: *sigh* guys we talked about this

Tubbo: *holding some money* I hope this helps!