I tried. I failed. Yeah. Bye!

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As far as anyone knew, the commander of the Chaos Army's elite squad was stoic, deadly, and dangerous. What they didn't know was a different story.

Only two in the army knew who he was before joining, and even those two didn't know everything about him. Lathia and Indoci were the two that knew him, and they were just as stoic and deadly. When he joined the army they joined with him. As it turns out they were cousins.

He eventually gained other friends, though, unfortunately, some died in battle. Saraiah, Firone, Jkron, Lyrana, and Twrand. They were the only ones to ever bother to try and get to know him and his cousins when they joined. Only Lyrana and Jkron are left after a mission on Earth. They moved up to the elite group later on and Spereus became commander, but that's a different story.

Anyhow, this story took place when the army had just won a major battle with an evil race. Everyone was glad it was finally over and Chaos had decided to let them throw a party in celebration.

Everyone was dancing, eating, drinking, all enjoying their time there. Well, almost everyone. Lathia, Indoci, and Spereus, the commander, were only there because Lyrana and Jkron dragged them there. They were stuck there, their friends put a magic charm that prevented them from leaving the dance room.

Lyrana was pestering the three to go dance with her and Jkron, but of course they refused. Lyrana continued to annoy the commander as Lathia went for some punch and Indoci a burger. Over time Jkron became frustrated at Lyrana's failed attempts, so in a desperate note he blurted out, "I bet they can't even dance."

"I can dance," Spereus snorted. "Probably better than you can."

"Oh, yeah? Prove it." It worked, Jkron thought to himself.

"I don't have to prove myself to you."

"Then how do I know you're not lying?"

"...." He seemed to be considering it. Perfect. "If I do this will you let me and my cousins get out of here?"

"Yeah. Sure."

"You got yourself a deal. What song shall I be dancing to? I'm not dancing longer than a minute."

"But that's so little time!"

"You never specified how long."

"But-"

"But nothing," Spereus cut him off." For all I knew you wanted me to dance for all eternity. Now tell me what song."

Jkron sighed, he couldn't win this one. Many songs had ran through his head, but out of all of them there were only a few that had a minute of something he wanted to see the commander dance to. He narrowed it down to two songs. He looked to Lyrana and mind messaged her, 'Wonderland'? Or 'Talk Dirty'?

Talk Dirty.

"Fine. You're dancing to a minute of 'Talk Dirty'."

"Really?" He responded, an eyebrow raised.

"Yes, really. In front of everyone too."

Spereus had to admit the cleverness of his friend. He of course only did it because he wanted out of the dance place, but he had to admit it was also partly of the dare to do so. He hadn't been tricked like this since... NO! NOPE! NOT GONNA THINK OF HER! I REFUSE TO THINK OF HER!

He sighed, it's already been a while since it happened but he still couldn't forget the pain of her betrayal. The only time he ever danced freely was in front of her and at the time he was happy with her. But now he's doing it again Spereus didn't know how to feel. It didn't really matter, he didn't show much emotion anymore.

At this point everyone was looking at their commander wondering if he could really dance. The stares would be unnerving for most people but Spereus was used to it, after all he was the one everyone looked to when they had problems. He snapped his fingers to make his cloak disappear, he couldn't have himself tripping, and instead having a sweater on what he was already wearing. He walked to the middle of the dance floor and the people parted like the Red Sea at him walking there.

Once he got there he spoke the dreaded words. "Turn it up."

With that the music started. And what their commander did shocked everyone.

(A/N: I know. But pretend Levi is Percy for a moment, then pretend that it was one minute.)

Part of the girls swooned, and others fainted on the spot, much like Lyrana did. Even the guys did it, and Jkron's jaw would've been on the floor if it wasn't for the skin and bone keeping it there.

Spereus then walked up to him and said,"My end of the deal is done. Now for your end."

"O-okay." With that the charm disappeared, and Spereus walked out of the dance room with his gaping cousins in tow.

However, before closing the ridiculously huge doors he said something that shocked them even more.

I think you would all be more entertained if I had danced to 'Wonderland' instead.

One thing they learned about their commander that day was that he got moves... moves like jagger.

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He he song pun!
Anyway I doubt anyone would read this but I'm just doing this to resolve boredom so yeah.

And if you didn't figure it out yet:

Lathia: Thalia
Indoci: Nico (di)
Spereus: Perseus

I thought I made it obvious but... *shrug*

Disclaimer: I do not own these three characters, Rick Riordan does.

I do not own the Chaos idea, someone whom I do not know does.

I do not own the video, someone on YouTube does.

I do not own the cliché plot, but I do own the 'coating' of the cliché plot.

It's gonna take me a while to update but no one is probably reading this so I can take my sweet, sweet time. Chao!