Hanako POV

I lean against a wall while I stare at the Host Club and my two friends in silence. “Is she alive?” I murmured to Haruhi who was hovering over her sister.

“I think so.”

“Poke her.” I called out.

“You poke her.” Haruhi yells back while the Host Club looked back and forth between us. I look over to the clock on the wall and pushed away from my spot and saluted my friends.

“I gotta jet my friend, see you later Alligator.” I bowed before I sprinted out of the room and to my bus stop before my bus left. Soon I find myself at my job, then at home, and then at the pink Academy for the Snobby men and women.

I slumped over on my desk while I eyed the wall while my camera balances on my legs. “I hate you.”

“Hello my darling.” I instantly replied, looking up I smirk at my friend who glared down at me angrily.

“You left me with those idiots.”

“I left you in your. . .brothers hands.” I smirked up at her.

“You’re a monster.”

“Never claimed I wasn’t.”

“You’re coming to the Host Club today-” I face plant onto the table and groaned loudly. “I got something you may want to know.”

“Like what?”

“A guy in the Host Club, Glasses, has a black book that he writes in.”

“And?”

“No one knows what he writes in it.” I looked up curiously. “And it looks like the Death Note book-”

“What time does it start?” I questioned quickly, excited to see what this guy writes in his little book - I hope it’s no porn or something, that was awkward last time because it was about - nevermind. She smiles down at me before telling me the time and the waiting game began.

Time Skip

“There’s something wrong here, and I don’t know what it is. . .Oh, that’s right. It’s incest.” I pointed my hands at the twins while giving my friend a look.

“Yeah, freaked me out too-”

“I’m not freaked out, I’m just internally debating whether or not to call the Child Services to get them removed from their current home.” Miku silently looked at me as I gave her a concerned look back.

“They’re acting.”

I rolled my eyes. “I’m calling the Docs.” I threw my hands in the air, only to get pushed down into the seat by Haruhi who gave me a little grin. “Haruhi, you need to get out of here man, they’re gonna turn you into one of  them.” I grabbed onto the front of her clothing and gave her a slightly crazy look while Haruhi sweat dropped while she tried to get out of my hold.

“RUN HARUHI, RUN.” I say before I get my hand torn from Haruhi’s front and fell off of the couch. I disappeared from my spot while Haruhi and Miku started to talk with one another, only to return after telling Tamaki about Haruhi’s and Miku’s formal, and doing a little sneaky sneak thing while he prances around with a blush on his face, being a complete idiot while he yells something about his daughter. . .god I hope he doesn’t have daughters. Because it’ll get to the point where they’ll either grow up like him or grow up to be put in an insane asylum.

“You gave her some sugary stuff, didn't you?”

“I wanted to see what she’d do.” Miku mused.

“She’s going to kill someone.” Haruhi mumbles.

“Well, it’ll add some spice to our life now, wouldn’t it? It’ll be fun hiding a fugitive-”

“We’re not hiding a fugitive Miku.”

“You suck the fun out of everything Haruhi.” Miku mumbles while I grinned up at them, holding the black book. Miku eyes me for a moment before her jaw drops. “How’d you get that?!”

“I’m a ninja. . .and Tamaki makes good distractions.” I mused while I sit on the couch and opened the book.

PROPERTY OF KYOYA OOTORI.

IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN OR ELSE.

Smirking I turned to the next page of the top secret book that had peaked my interest, I started to read about some plan to get close to a guy named Tamaki Suoh - hang on a fucking minute.

He planned becoming friends with the idiot?

I started to skip through the pages, only pausing to stare at a few sketches of this and that before I continued skimming through everything while getting more and more bored, until I found a page about Haruhi and Miku. “Man this guy should be a private detective.” I mumbled, ignoring Haruhi and Miku arguing about whether or not make me return the book to Glasses.

“Haruhi Fujioka is an incredibly smart young woman, who is powered by her studying and can be a good person to keep tabs on, or to make good acquaintances with. Miku Fujioka is a odd girl who is less serious to than her twin and does not care about her studies as much as her sister does, but she is smart enough to get into Ouran Academy on a scholarship. Note to self, check over her entry exam to see if she actually got in because of her smarts or because her twin is attending here and the School Director didn’t want to separate the two.” I read out loud, only to look up and see Miku extremely pissed. “Miku. . .Are you planning murder?” I questioned in amusement at her expression.

“That bastard. I’m going to kill him-”

“What’s he say about you?” Haruhi sits down next to me and I turn the page and started to read it.

“Hanako Chiyo has the smarts to get into Ouran Academy, but I can not feel that she is more of a charity case for the Board since she is an orphan. She seems to be a delinquent and not at all smart in person, but on paper she seems capable of grasping the school work. Note to self, make sure Hanako Chiyo and Miku Fujioka do not influence or interrupt the Host Club.” I rolled my eyes. “What a prick-”

“I see you found my book, Miss Chiyo.” The three of us stiffened and turned to see an dark figured looming over us.

“. . .You dropped it-”

“Now, now Miss Chiyo, lying is such an unappealing trait to have-”

“So’s being an asshole, but here you are.” He gave me a dark look as I sweetly handed him his book back before I turned to the twins. “Bye, good luck not dying.” I whispered before I got up and disappeared from the Host Club’s room.

-Miku’s POV-

“Wake her up we have to open soon!” I hear someone yell.

“Fine fine!” I hear my sisters voice  and the next thing I knew my sides were being tickled causing me to fall over in laughter.

“WHY DO YOU HATE ME!” I cry running away from my sister and Hiding behind some tall bloke with dark hair.

“Its the only way you will wake up Miku...we need to get going.” She says kinda still freaked out from what has happened.

I don't see why she is complaining I'm the one who has to be a hostess.

We go home and everything goes by too quickly with dinner and sleeping. “You think we could change our names and move…” I mumble banging my head on the desk.

“We heard that!~” I feel arms wrap around my shoulders.

“~You can’t get away from this Miku-Chan.”

“Touch me again and I will make sure both of you never be able to have kids not that it matters cause i think you two are gay for eachother so piss off before I kill one of you leaving the other to wallow in hatred for me and loneliness.”

They both turn white and the background goes black.

“So..cold…” They mumble  frozen in their spot.

The rest of the day goes by with me dreading the end of the school day for the first time in my life.

The bell rings and I get up and wait for Haruhi. She sighs and picks up her bag. “Lets get this over with.” I moan as Hana walks next to me smiling ready to find what's in the book.

“I still hate you...You owe me….CARRY ME ON YOUR BACK!” I scream jumping on Hanas back causing her to sigh and grab my legs so I don't fall off.

“The things I do for you.” She grumbles as we start walking to the music room. I grab the bottles of glitter from my pockets and get ready.

“Miku….What are you doing….” Haurhi ask with a troubled voice.

“You will see.. Kekekekeke” I laugh evilly.

Haruhi opens the door for Hana and I and I throw the glitter everywhere on the host clubs heads.

“HELLO FAGGOTS THIS IS NOW A STRIP CLUB I WILL INSTALL POLLS. LATER NOW STRIP!” I scream pressing play on my Ipod as Talk dirty to me starts playing

“.....” I see everyone everyone stare at me.

I slowly turn off my Ipod and put it back in my pocket.

“No strip club eh?” I ask laughing nervously.

“Thats another 1 thousand yen…” Kyoya says writing in his book causing me to face plant.

“NO TIME TO TALK. HIKARU! KAORU!”

“Yes boss!” They salute Tamaki and Im picked up off the ground and thrown into a dressing room.

“Change into that dress quickly!” They say in unison as I fall butt first on the ground.

“Yeah yeah piss off incest twins…” I grumble quickly changing into the blue and white poka-dot pin up dress.

I put on the heels and tie up my hair in a ponytail with the blue bow that was next to the dress.

I look at myself in the mirror and I could just see the sparkles in my eyes and the flower background.

I run out of the dressing room all most falling thanks to the heels.

“HARUHI-NII,HANA-CHAN. MY.BOOBS.LOOK.GREAT!” I scream grabbing Hana’s hands and twirling around.

“She really has no shame does she…” I hear Tamaki breath out.

“Nope!” I giggle.

“Why are you so happy…” Haruhi stares at me  like I was on crack.

I smirked evilly at her and then let Hana go as I fall on my butt on the ground pouting. “Haruhi-Nii.” I whine at her.

She looks over at me from talking to Tamaki and sighs.

“What is it my little sister?” I laugh evilly in the back of my head.

“Your girlfriend left her thong in my room again….Next time you guys are doing it can you make sure i'm not there? And its not in my room?” I pout at her as everyone freezes and stares at me in horror.

I hear Hana behind me trying her hardest not to laugh he ass off. “MIKU!” Haruhi throws her book at me and it hits me in the face.

“Ow ow ow Im sorry geez I was just trying to make a joke…” I moan rubbing my nose.

I hear Tamaki sigh. “It was just a joke…” I stand up and walk over to him.

“Tamaki-Senpai?” I ask him putting on a innocent smile.

“Yes?” He down at me.

“Do you love my brother, is that why you are so relieved?” I ask him and Hana joins me.

“Are you gay. . .is that why you get along with girls so easily?” I see a shadow over come his face and I muffle my laughter.

“THATS IT!” He screams causing me to jump back.

“YOU ARE GONNA GO THROUGH INTENSE TRAINING AND LEARN TO BECOME MORE LADY LIKE!” He yells pointing at me.

“Wha-”

“Sucked in Miku~” Hana laughs in my face.

“KYOYA SETUP UP SOME TEST!” He yells pointing at Kyoya then he snaps his fingers and the evil twins pick me up and push me down on the chair.

A tea cup and saucer is placed down in front of me, I stare up to see Tamaki staring at me with intense eyes.

“Drink the tea…” He says as if he was thinking.

“It hurts watching you think dude, stop.” I mumble and pick up the tea cup by the rims instead of the handle like Levi from Attack on Titan and take a sip.

“WRONG!” Tamaki screams and hits me with a rolled up newspaper.

“Owie.” I pout at him.

“You need to drink like a lady!” He yells as everyone does their own little thing.

“Fine….” I take the handle and stick my pinky finger up all fancy like and shit and take a sip.

“Perfect….” I hear him mumble and then walk away.

“She needs a rose color!” Tamaki yells as I stand up and walk over next to Hana.

“How about blue like her hair?” Hani asks holding his stuffed bunny.

“But we already have blue…” Kaoru says thinking.

“What about Pastel blue?” Hana says piping up, smiling at me happily.

“Don't help them traitor bitch…” I mumble but she elbows my gut and I fall on the floor in pain.

“When you think about it makes since. . .Miku is obsessed with blue and it fits her personality she is cute on the outside but then on the inside she is a bubbling psychopath that will most likely kill us all!”

“How does that have anything to do with the color blue?” Tamaki ask looking at me in fear as i sit there. “I guess pastel blue would be okay…..” Tamaki says.

“I guess thats it now we need to open…” Kyoya says.

“Wait what…” I ask freaking out.

“Don't worry you will just be helping your brother with errands today.”

I sigh out in relief and realize Hana is gone. Next thing I knew the place was full of banana girls

“This shit is your fault Haruhi. WE JUST HAD TO STUDY!” I scream as I have to deal with helping the twins and deal with their fucking incests.