Hanako Chiyo’s POV

“Okay, so I need to sell my right kidney to afford a salad.” I stared at the board in annoyance. “Or maybe I can sell my left kidney for the plain rice.” I put my hand on my chin and thought about which kidney I should sell on the black market since I gave my lunch too little Sako this morning.

“Maybe I could sell something else, like a arm or something?” I frowned while I looked up at the large board and made a expression. “I think I’ll just starve to keep my body innards.” I chuckled before I turned and walked back to the classroom and sat down in my seat. I wonder where the twins are?

“Hanako, right?”

Not those twins.

I sweat dropped and looked up at the two red headed boys and did my best not to groan outloud. “Depends on who is asking.”

“Hikaru and~”

“~Kaoru Hitachiin.”

“Then nope, I’m not Hanako-”

“We noticed you don’t have lunch, would you like some?” A twin - let’s call him Twin A asks me.

“. . .I dunno man, I don’t think you would-”

“We’ll buy anything you like.” Twin B says.

I sat there for a moment, eyeing the two. “Well. . .Just this once-” Before I could move their arms looped around mine and I was dragged out of the classroom, I was pushed down onto a chair and looked up to see Miku and Haruhi’s club staring at me.

“Ah, the Twins were able to get you here.” Glasses eyes me behind his clouded glasses.

“They promised me lunch.”

“GAH! SHE’S SO CUTE! MAMA!” I felt arms wrap around me, causing me to stiffen while I stared at the blond guy in awkwardness.

“Let me go or I’ll stick a fork into your eye.” I say after a moment and he sprung away from me while I stared after him blankly.

“. . .Demon Lady.” Hani murmurs while I raised an eyebrow at him.

“Half Demon Lady, Senpai.” I rested my chin on my hand as he stared at me from the other side of the table, getting rid of his sweat drop and gave me a smile.

Food was placed in front of me and I eyed it for a moment before I looked up at the twins. “What’s that?” I questioned.

“French food.”

“Uh-ha, what happened to plain rice? This is way too expensive” I eyed the food in confusion, what the hell kind of intricate magician made this?

“Here.” Mori Senpai pushed a bowl of plain rice over to me and I beamed at him.

“Thank you Senpai, you’re my new favorite persona.”

“I asked your fellow class peers to bring you here to talk about your friends, Miku and Haruhi-”

“I only have two friends, so I know who you’re talking about, Mummy dearest.” I smiled at his slightly annoyed express.

“We wanted more information on them, things that aren’t on their file.”

“I’ll answer what I see fit.”

“Good, now, are they involved in any romantic relationships?”

I raised my eyebrows up at that one. “Why? Are you looking for some ladies to bed, Kyoya? I’m sure you have enough money to buy-”

“NEXT question.” He cut me off, glaring at my innocent expression. “Their favorite colour?”

“Blue and Blue.”

“Favorite food?”

“Spaghetti and Fancy Tuna.” I replied while Kyoya wrote it down in his book. “Oh yeah, FYI, they know what you wrote in your little book Ootori.” He stiffens while I smirked at my rice. “And they’re not too happy about Miku’s little profile in there - I gotta go. BYE!” I waved at Mori and Hani before I ran out of there, clutching the rice to my chest while I skid into my classroom and plopped down on my seat happily.

-Miku’s point of view-

“Miku have you seen my bag?” Haruhi says as I look for my bag.

“No have you seen mine?” I ask her getting upset.

“Wow...I didn't  know there were bullies here too…” Haruhi mumbles looking out the window.

“What?” I walk next to her and look out the window and see our bags thrown into the pond. “DUDE MY SKETCH BOOK WAS IN THERE!” I cry out in horror as I start running down the stairs with Haruhi following me.

I pass a girl that was in the host club yesterday but just keep running but I feel Haruhi stop and talk to her. I run out the door and to the pound not even bothering to take off my shoes and roll up my jeans as I look for the sketch book with my moms picture in it. I see the book and quickly open it and see the picture ruined. “Miku….” I hear Haruhi  mumble as. I feel tears well up in my eyes staring at the inkstands picture of me, Haruhi, my dad, and my mom.

“Lets get everything we will be late…” I wipe the tears away from my face and grab all of my stuff.

“Hey commoners you have some nerve skipping out on us…” I hear someone call out from behind us after we have been searching for our wallets for about fifteen minutes.

“Oh senpai…” I look up  to see Tamaki staring at us.

“What happened to your bags?” He ask looking down at your stuff that was soaked in water.

“Oh its okay we just can't find our food money…” Haruhi goes back to looking while mumbling the last part.

I try to hide my face so he doesn't see my probably red eyes.

“Uh Senpai...you don't have to…” Haruhi says at Tamaki gets in the water to help us look.

“Its okay people are always saying i'm dripping with good looks after all..” He chuckles to himself.

“Here we are is this what you're looking for?” He says holding up our wallets.

“Oh thanks senpai….” Haruhi says grabbing our wallets.

“Dont be late tomorrow you two….” He says waving bye as we start walking home.

“Miku are you ok?” Haruhi ask me and I simply nod.

-Next day-

“What would you ladies like to drink?” I smile walking up to Tamaki’s current customers.

“Just some black tea please.” They smile up to me as I nod and walk away in the dress that i'm being forced to wear.

I look over to see Haruhi with that girl that I ran pass earlier.”Here you ladies go please enjoy!” I smile as the girls take their drinks and then I hear a crash and someone scream.

“NO HARUHI GET OFF OF ME SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH THIS COMMONER A LESSON!” I look over to see a table tipped over and Haruhi on top of the girl who was screaming looking confused about what just happened.

“That bitch!” I scream silently and grab a cup of tea that was on my tray and walk over to dump it on her, doing so I see more water spill down on her and I look up to see the twins had the same idea but with pitchers.

“W-why did you do that?” She stutters.

“Because your a fucking whor-” But I get cut off my one of the twins putting their hand over my mouth as I glare at the girl.

“Im disappointed in you my dear…” Tamaki says helping up the girl.

“You are the one who threw their bags in the pond aren't you?” He says almost glaring down at her.

I go stiff and my blood fills with anger and my eyes start welling up as I remember the picture that she ruined and I probably won't be able to fix. “What? You don't have proof of that do you?” I move the twin’s hand from my mouth and start to call her a bitch but another hand goes to my mouth.

“You’re lovely on the outside but on the inside is a different thing...We can't have someone like you here please leave you are now banned from the host club….” Tamaki says as the girl looks flustered. I start walking up to slap the girl but I am thrown over who I learn is Hikaru as he tells me to calm down.

“TAMAKI YOU IDIOT!” She yells and I feel tears go down my face and I see i'm full out crying over the photo.

“God i'm such a baby.” I laugh wiping away the tears as someone the girls stare at me with pity.

“Now what are we gonna do I mean it was your fault after all...YOUR QUOTA IS NOW ONE THOUSAND!”

“One thousand….” Haruhi says trying to process everything.

Kyoya had everyone leave and gave Haruhi another uniform and Tamaki walks over to the changing room with towels.

“W-wait senpa-”

But its too late he already opened the curtain and Haruhi stood there in a cami. Tamaki stands there for a second in the worse state of WTF he has ever been in.

“So Haruhi….you're a girl?”

“Biologically speaking yes….But I don't care whether you see me and a girl or a boy senpai I think its who you are on the inside that counts…..” Haruhi says walking out tying the ribbon on the banana dress she was wearing.

Tamaki blushes and I make a note to myself to make fun of him later. “WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME!” He yells at me.

“Not my secret to tell…” I shrug as he freaks out.

After Tamaki calmed down we all went home.

“I didn't see Hana today I wonder where she was…” I ask Haruhi as she cooks me some Ramen since dad was working late.

“Maybe she went home to skip the annoying twins…” Haruhi says handing me the bowl of noodles and I start eating.

“Maybe….” I  sigh then finish eating.