Thanks Cucumber-Chan for telling me to do this one! :)

Have you ever.....

Lied about your age? Yes. True confession, at restaurants I usually order off the kid's menus that are supposed to be for kids 10 or 12 and under. I know it's bad to lie, but I don't eat that much and I look young so whatevs.

Been to the principal's office? Yes, but never for doing something bad. At least...I don't think so....

Played cool around someone you hate? Oh yeah, "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.". I heard that in a movie at a sleepover in 3rd grade. I have no idea what the movie was, yet I still remember that quote. Ah, the human brain....

Wanted to die? Of embarrassment, yes.

Attempted suicide? I never have and I never want to.

Danced on stage? Many, many times...

Been anything but straight? Nerp

Got straight A's? Never had anything but A's. (Sorry, I'm not trying to be a braggart)

Lied to any of these? Noperoo