So you have come back?
I would say, that I feel sorry for you
But that would be a lie
Because I am an emotionless cyborg Narrator

But this chair, does care
This chair, is a chair

And this chair does happen to dislike it
Whenever they are sat upon

So if you value your life 
and wish to remain intact
I would advise you
to watch your back

This chair doesn't like to see humans
breach it's special area
Nor does it like to be moved
This little chair, is named 'Chaira'

Chaira, say hello

Greetings Human...