This is Chaira,
Chaira, says 'hi'
Say 'hi' to Chaira
Chaira asks politely
Not to sit on Chaira
...
You disobeyed Chaira
Chaira repeats
Would you kindly not sit on Chaira?
...
You didn't obey, Chaira
Chaira tilts
And you fall off of Chaira
...
You didn't heed Chaira's warnings
Chaira feels guilty
Chaira decides to give you a chance
...
Chaira gives you ONE chance to redeem yourself
...
You didn't take that chance
...
You ignored Chaira
YOU ignored Chaira
YOU IGNORED CHAIRA!
...
...
...

Chaira disapproves
Do you feel guilty?
You ask for redemption
...

Chaira obliges
You are happy with Chaira
And Chaira is pleased with you

This was the story of you and Chaira

I hope it was sufficient