Why, dear reader, are you sitting on Chaira?
Didn't Chaira warn you last time?
What was that noise?
Reader did you make that noise?
Reader you'd better start running
Before Chaira eats you
You say that you're not scared?
Oh ho, I envy that. Now you should really start running before...
Oh ...
Too late...
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Dear Reader...
You have died...

AN: Shoutout to my friend Moonlight dragon 15 for inspiration for this chapter. Go check her out. She makes awesome stories.