Words of wisdom with the Axis:

Imperial Japan: If you can't beat the enemy, just keep trying! :D

Facist Italy: If you can't beat the enemy, just join them.

And finally...

Third Reich: If you can't beat the enemy, just make it easier for them.

Interviewer: In what way or ways?

Third Riech: Simple. Just remove their target.

Interviewer:...
Interviewer: wait a minute-