Three cers away the island loomed over them.

"Why are we stopping here captain?" asked Yong a cornflake.

"Because, in my research," replied Leo, "This is one of the places they think he went down, cause Jack told me so."

"Yeah right just trust ole Jack." said Sheila.

"You mean ole Bob." said ole Bob and Jack in unison.

"No." said Sheila, "Besides jack, how come you know so much about you know who."

"Who are you talking about?" asked Leo.

"Captain Crunch!" replied Sheila.

"I used to sale with him" said Jack looking off into the distance.

"Wha-" began Leo, but Yong cut him off.

"Captain, we are one quarter cer away from the island!"

"I'm going to take a nap, I'm sleepy, then I will explore the island." said Leo not caring how far away the island was.

Leo went to his room where the elf was, impatiently tapping his foot waiting.

'Oh no,' thought Leo, "What is it this time, did I piss off the Easter bunny?"

"No, not yet at least," said the elf, "but it is holiday related."

"Oh good." said Leo slightly annoyed.

"What am I?" asked the elf.

"Is this a trick?" asked Leo.

"What am I?" asked the elf again.

'No joke' thought Leo. He looked at the standing out features of the creature that stood before him with elf ears. Leo deduced it was in fact an elf.

"Well, I'm pretty sure you're an elf."

"And the big guy wants to see ya!" said the elf.

"You mean the big round jolly guy with the reindeer and the sleigh and the elves, you mean the one and only S-"

"Yes! Yes of course, him." said the elf.

"By the way what is your name, I believe I never caught it." asked Leo.

"Then it is not meant to be caught if it is none of your business. Even if I tell you it won't matter anyways. Good-by-. Oh wait!"

The elf burst out laughing maniacally. 

"I just realized I'm at the wrong kids adventure HA HA HA! Never mind, I was wrong, you aren't the one I was looking for carry on and good luck though."

"Yeah." muttered the now very annoyed Leo glaring at the elf who vanished. "Thanks a lot."