Ursun, U-1212, U had just returned to the town square of the body and I was talking with Ursun and the other two but once again, I was getting annoyed at calling the other by the numerical names.

Y/N: Okay, that's it.

U-1212: Huh?

U-8787: Hmmm?

Ursun: Everything okay?

Y/N: *Points at 1212* You; Your new name is Natasha.

Natasha: Huh?

Y/N: And You *Points at 8787*; Your new name is Florence.

Florence: Florence?

Ursun: As in Florence Nightingale?

Y/N: Yes!

Natasha: You know? I Kinda like It~.

Florence: I like it too~. Feels nice having an actual name.

Y/N: I'm glad~. Now~! Let's continue.

Ursun: Right. OH! Y/N, our captain would like to invite you to join the Neutrophil Division. I figure it wouldn't hurt to tell you now so you can have some time to think about it on our way back.

Y/N: I see~. An interesting offer~.... It would definitely be beneficial for me, but—... I actually can't think of any cons at the moment. I'm in~.

Florence: Hmm~. If you can't think of any cons, what are some of the pros you can think of?

As if on instinct, my eyes shot away from Florence and down towards Ursun's chest as a smirk emerged on my face. Immediately Ursun noticed.

Ursun: S-Stop it...!

Y/N: No can do~.

Ursun: *Embarrassed/Annoyed groan*

Natasha: Perv~.

Y/N: Not my fault she's got it going on~

The other two giggled as Ursun just
stared at me with me and her facial expression said it all

Y/N: What~~? Do you want me to lie and say you're not attractive~?

Ursun: I will fucking end you...

Y/N: And how do you plan on doing that, beautiful~?

As the other two giggled, Ursun stumbled with her words which only aided in her frustrations, which led to her committing the greatest fucky wucky! Perhaps even an amazing fucko boingo! — She gave me ammunition~...

Ursun: Fuck you!

Y/N: Alright! My room, 9pm, love~.

Natasha & Florence: Oooo~~...

Ursun: HEY! GUH WAIT! I DID-

Y/N: *GIF below* I'll be waiting, beautiful~.

Ursun: Y-You can't just d-do that! Y-You!

Y/N: Why not? Humans have sex with other people all the time, even if they've never met before. We've known each other pretty well by now so let's have some fun~!

Ursun: N-NO! No! That's! I-

I then began to walk away quickly so she didn't have time to process what I had said. Just a few seconds later~...

Ursun: *GIF below* TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE FIRST, YOU SMARTASS!

Y/N: Okay. I'll wait for you at town square at 9:00am~.

Ursun: Hey! Wait! That's not-

Florence: Oh~ there's NO backing out of this~.

Natasha: If you try, we'll drag you to the meeting spot~!

Ursun: S-Seriously?! You two are going to take his side just like that?!

Florence/Natasha: Mmhhmm~~.

I heard Ursun groaned in frustration, which only made me smirk as I walked away. As I walked away, a few cells saw me and asked why I had taken off, accidentally bulldozing a few cells. I gave them the same exact lie I had instructed the three white blood cells to go with. With that, they all nodded their heads and some gave me a small thanks. When I got back to my small house, I opened the door and... right~...

Y/N: Yeah~... I... Might wanna clean this up...

Y/N: *sighs while turning one finger into a claw which he begins to run against the wall* I'm really gonna miss my bacteria decor but~... *GIF below* I will be getting something MUCH better very soon~.

As I began cleaning up my house, I took note of some of my finest works.

Y/N: Damn... I really wanna keep the chandelier of Aureus tails... still... I need to clean this place up...

THE NEXT DAY

I was in town square, waiting for Ursun in the off chance that she would ACTUALLY show up but to my surprise, she actually did.

Ursun: Mmm... I'm here...

Y/N: Well well well~. I'm surprised you actually showed up~!

Ursun: I didn't have a choice. Those two were actually serious about dragging me here so I capitulated...

Y/N: I'll make sure to thank them. You look absolutely beautiful though. Regardless~... *Offers his hand to her* Shall we start~?

Ursun let out an embarrassed sigh but took my hand and we began walking through town. At first, she seemed nervous and uncomfortable but after a while, she actually began to enjoy herself and everything was going perfectly.

Ursun: It's amazing how this body has recovered since your arrival... I suppose I owe you a massive thanks for all you've done for us.

Y/N: *Blows air into her ear, making let out a sharp small gasp/moan and smirks* Perhaps you can show me your gratitude in the bedroom~.

Ursun: Hmph. Are you JUST trying to have sex with me?

Y/N: Honestly no. I actually do enjoy being with you. But I'm not going to lie when I say that I want to make love to you~. *Puts an arm around her waist*

Ursun: *rolls her eyes and sighs while shaking her head* We'll see how you do~...

I smirked as I could tell she secretly wanted this, which meant that I had the best chance of getting laid~. As we walked through the streets, I took her to dinner and after that, it was getting dark and we were walking back to my place but on the way, I went to test my luck and snaked my hand down to her ass and I squeezed it with a good amount of my strength.

Ursun: *Stiffens up, moans slightly and bites her lips, muttering* F~Fuck~...

Y/N: (She's not even fighting back~. Mission accomplished~. I wonder~... Yeah~. Let's make her hornier~...)

Without hesitation, I discreetly began to emit a pheromone that would make her hornier. The same time, I continued squeezing her ass and she acted like she didn't feel anything but the blush on her face and sweat on her body told me otherwise. The moment we walked into my house, I was pushed up against the wall.

Y/N: What's wro-

Ursun: Fuck you. *Smashes her lips against his*

Y/N: *Chuckles and kisses back, slipping his hands into her pants*

As we made out, Ursun's hands explored my chest, exciting me but I was then suddenly hit in the stomach by her knee. I flinched but only smirked.

Ursun: You're one slimy bastard, you know that~?

Y/N: I thought I was being discreet about the pheromone~...

Ursun: You better make my night as compensation, you asshole~.

Y/N: (Damn she's a different woman when she's horny~. I love it~!) You'll be begging for more when I'm done with you~.

Without hesitation, Ursun pushed me up against the wall and started making out with me while slipping her hands underneath my shirt, teasing my chest with her fingers and occasionally squeezing my chest. At the same time, I was groping her ass, staring into her lust filled eyes. After we finished making out, I picked her up and carried her into the bedroom where I placed her on the bed and removed her clothes, allowing me to see her entire body's beauty, unobscured by clothes.

Y/N: Hot~ DAYUM~!

Ursun: Enjoying the view, perv~?

Y/N: Hell yes~.

Ursun: Well come make it yours~...

Y/N: Yes ma'am~.

I pushed her down onto her back and began fingering her pussy and sucking one of her tits while using her hand with my other free hand. Her moans echoed blissfully through my room, motivating me to continue my assault on her.

Ursun: Ahh~, fuck this is unfair~! You're making me so damn submissive with just your fingers and mouth~!

Y/N: Want me to sto-

Ursun: Don't you DARE finish that stupid question~!

I scoffed with amusement and got more aggressive with my fingers. As I fingerbanged her, I used my words to tease her until she became wet enough and impatient.

Ursun: Fuck~... Stop teasing me and fuck my pussy~! *Spreads pussy* Please~!

Y/N: *Clothes disappear thanks to Blacklight* So impatient~. *Starts to pushing his cock into her pussy* How does it feel~?

Ursun: Mmm~! Slam your cock all the way~.

I immediately did that, causing Ursun to let out gasp but the smile on her face showed me how much she was enjoying this.

Ursun: AH FUCK YES~! H-Harder, you damn virus~!

Y/N: *Bites her neck* Watch it~. I have a name~.

Ursun: Hehehe~, Sorry Y/N~.

As a bit her neck, I started thrusting harder, causing her sexy moans to increase in volume and frequency which only increased my desire to break her~. I felt Ursun grip my hair hard while wrapping her legs around my waist. Feeling her pussy tightening, I couldn't stop a grunt escaping my lips but I quickly forced her into a rough kiss as I continued plowing her until I shot my load inside her. Without hesitation, I pulled out and put her on her hands and knees and I immediately started plowing her pussy again.

Ursun: MMM~!! FUCK! H-HARDER!

I slapped her ass and Ursun's moans got louder until I eventually came inside her again.

5 HOURS LATER

Ursun: *On her knees, sucking on his cock* mmm~... Does that feel good~?

Y/N: H-Hell yeah~.

Ursun continued sucking on my dick but then placed her tits around my shaft, causing me to moan blissfully. Ursun was clearly happy to see my reaction and she kept attacking my cock with her boobs until I came inside her mouth and on her tits.

Ursun: Mmm~. So delicious~! Did I make you feel good~?

Y/N: More than good~. I love you, Ursun~. *Pulls her into bed*

Ursun: *Giggles and kisses his neck* I love you... *begins to fall asleep* too~...

I smiled as Ursun fell asleep in bed with me and I kissed her one last time before closing my eyes.

Ursun POV

I woke up in a room different than mine and easily deduced what happened when I saw his arm around me

Ursun: Well fuck~... Dammit that was a great night~...