Cellmates.

Lee Soo Hyuk - Pin Dol

Seo In-guk - Hwang Gun Woo

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A/N:

THIS IS A JOKE, WE ARE TWO ARO'S TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

THIS IS AN IRONIC LIME, THIS WAS FOR FUN AT 5 AM- SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS A KILLER.

DON'T @ ME :D

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"What are you doing here?" Inmate 6363 frowned, looking at his new cellmate.

The man scoffed, the officer unlocking his cuffs to allow him to walk in.

"Nice to see you too, Pin Dol."

Imate 3636, better known as Pin Dol (The god of drilling) thought he was the only one in cell 69. After countless trials of being found guilty of his crimes, he thought being the only one in his cell was his lucky break.

He knew his "buddies" were in different cells and only saw them during yard time.

Pin Dol had been alone in his comfortable cell for about a month already...until he came in.

"What are you doing here, asshole?" Pin Dol asked again, leaning against the wall.

Hwang Gun Woo rolled his eyes and walked in.

"Yah, you think I wanna be rooming with you, jackass?" Hwang Gun Woo said, eyeing out Pin Dol.

"My name isn't jackass, asshole."

"I never called you Jackass Asshole, just jackass," Gun Woo said, placing down his personal basket in his cubby hole. "Bastard."

"Watch your language and behave, both of you!" The officer yelled as he slammed the door shut.

Pin Dol looked at Hwang Gun Woo's inmate number, 6363, and scoffed as it matched his own.

"How are you even here? I thought you had enough money to buy your freedom?" Pin Dol asked, sitting on the floor.

Hwang Gun Woo raised an eyebrow at the man on the floor before he sat across from him.

"Did you forget I am broke? And you were the main reason," Gun Woo said with venom in his voice.

"Main reason? Not my fault you fell for a money scam, fucker."

"I could have got it back if it weren't for you."

Pin Doll scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "You tried to fucking kill us, did you forget? Shithead."

Hwang Gun Woo shrugged. "You aren't dead though. Well, at least yet."

Pin Dol gets up to grab Gun Woo with sudden anger.

"I should be the one saying that! I am going to burn you alive! You little bitch," he balled Gun Woo's clothes in his fist.

The man just smirked at the comment and reached up to tuck a stray hair behind Pin Dol's ear.

"I've always liked to play with fire."

Pin Dol pushed Gun Woo away, in confusion about what he had just done.

"Dude, what the fuck was that?" Pin Dol used his hands to cover his body.

"What? What's wrong?" Gun Woo asked, straightening his clothes. The man looked up with his cold dead eyes in confusion.

'Does this man really not know?' Pin Dol asked himself.

"You fucker, why did you say that shit? And touch me like that?" Pin Dol pointed at his hair.

Hwang Gun Woo laughed at the man in front of him freaking out. He enjoyed seeing Pin Dol freak out over a small action, so he was going to do it some more.

No harm, right?

"You mean this?" Hwang Gun Woo walked over to Pin Dol and walked his fingers from his shoulder to behind his neck. He cupped the back of the man's neck and pulled him forward as he smiled.

Before Pin Dol could say anything, Gun Woo pulled him into him before whispering into his ear.

"What's wrong, scared of a little touch...Pin Dol?" Gun Woo grinned into his ear. "You gonna be a little bitch about it? Just like your little," Hwang looks down as Pin Dols's eyes follow him to land on his crotch. "Your one-inch drill bit?"

The next thing Hwang Gun Woo knew, Pin Dol had punched him in the face.

"You little fucker!" The angered man said between punches.

In defense, Gun Woo kicks Pin Dol on his once-inch drill bit, making him crouch over in pain. Hwang Gun Woo used this chance to grab his head and push it towards his knee.

"What? Can't handle being called small, dickhead?" The man laughed as he wiped away the blood from his mouth.

Pin Dol started to laugh as he stood up.

Blood dripped from his nose as he turned and smiled at Gun Woo, making him flinch.

"You're a gay little bitch, aren't ya?" Pin Dol asked, tilting his head.

Gun Woo scoffed, before staring at the man before him with wide eyes.

"No, but even if I was, I would never go for someone with a small little drill bit," Gun Woo looked down before laughing.

"Fine, I can play that way too, bitch," Pin Dol said, before gripping Gun Woo's face with his right hand. He used his left to pull the man closer to him.

Pin Dol tilted the taller man's face up. "You think you can win? We fought twice and I won both times."

The shorter man kicked Gun Woo to make him buckle to his knees.

"You look better looking up at me," Pin Dol smirked, looking down at the bloody face.

Hwang Gun Woo, finally snapping back to reality, ripped his head away from the man's grip.

He stood up again and grabbed Pin Dol by his hair and pulled him down.

"Listen here you little shit," He said while pulling in Pin Dol's hair.

The shorter man yelped out in pain as he tried to take off the man's hand from his hair.

"I am not going to let you treat me like your little doll-"

Gun Woo got interrupted by his own scream flooding the room. His hair was also getting pulled by Pin Dol.

"Yah! Let go, you asshole!" Pin Dol yelled.

"You let go first, you fucker!" Hwang screamed back.

Pin Dol yanked harder, earning a weird noise from Gun Woo.

More specifically, a moan.

In confusion, he did it again just to see if it would be the same.

It was.

Pin Dol immediately let go of Gun Woo's hair and held up his hands in surrender.

Gun Woo realized what happened and let go before walking away to the furthest wall.

"That never happened," Gun Woo glared at Pin Dol, sliding down the wall.

"Ah, you mean the part you moaned when I pulled your hair?" Pin Dol walked over and crouched down in front of Gun Woo.

The taller man frowned before pulling Pin Dol from the shirt, making him fall into between his legs.

"Keep talking and we will see if you moan for my drill bit."

Pin Dol saw the taller man smirk as he looked up.

So, he did the only logical thing he could think of.

Pin Dol pulled his back to headbutt Gun Woo's drill bit.

"OW! YOU FUCKER!"

"My name is not Fucker, asswipe," Pin Dol smiled as Gun Woo pushed him away in pain.

"How does it feel for your small drill bit to be hit?"

"Shut the fuck up, Pin Dol," Gun Woo growled.

Pin Dol laughed as he got up and leaned across from Gun Woo.

"My name is not Pin Dol, either." Inmate 6363 waited for Gun Woo to calm down before he sat down again.

The taller man just eyed Pin Dol up and down.

"What the fuck is your name then? Drill Bit God?" Gun Woo asked sarcastically.

Pin Dol shrugged. "It's stupid."

"Everything we are doing is stupid, you fucker. Might as well add it to the list." Gun Woo crossed his arms, sliding one leg out and touching Pin Dol's foot.

Pin Dol uses his foot to play with Gun Woo's.

"No, you tried to kill me, you elf-looking bottom bitch."

"Bottom- Bottom bitch?" Gun Woo stuttered.

"Yeah, bottom. Bitch." Pin Dol bobbed his head with every word.

"What do you even know what that is? Are you gay?" Gun Woo scoffed.

"No, I go where the wind takes me."

"What the fuck?"

"What? Want me to prove that you're a bottom?" Pin Dol grinned.

"You are sounding gayer than me by the second, you backstabbing fucker." Gun Woo shook his head.

"Ha! You just admitted you're gay!" Pin Dol pointed at the taller male.

The younger male started to laugh, laying on the floor as he held his stomach.

The taller man watched Pin Dol laugh on the floor like a cockroach.

"Go fuck yourself," he said while crossing his arms.

"Only if you watch, bottom bitch," the crazy man said on the floor, earning a kick to his (already) broken ribs.

For a week, the men fought (maybe flirted) with anger in their hearts. They fought over stupid things, earning injuries from each other.

The officer outside their cell never cared enough, he allowed them to beat each other up, bloody and all. It made his job easier.

Hwang Gun Woo never learned Pin Dol's real name until that day.

That day changed everything.

*magical music*

"Come on? Is that all you got? You punch like a girl, bitch!" Pin Dol taunted, spitting the blood from his mouth.

"Come here then," Gun Woo used his hands to motion for Pin Dol to come closer. "Stop acting like a coward."

"Coward? I ran with a bomb and saved millions of people, you murdering bitch." Pin Dol shoved Gun Woo so hard, that his back hit the wall.

"I didn't kill Mr. Na for money because I was too much of a coward to face my debt collectors." Pin Dol angrily grabbed Gun Woo's neck.

Gun Woo used his hands to try to pry away Pin Dol's hands from his neck.

"I told you...it was a misfire!" He tried to say but you could only hear chokes from the male.

Pin Dol moved his hands further up, making Gun Woo's face turn up.

The shorter man could see the veins in his hands match the ones on the pale neck he was choking.

The redness of Gun Woo's face excited Pin Dol and he didn't know why.

He hated this man yet he had an urge to glide his hands down from his neck to Gun Woo's chest.

Pin Dol pulled away once he felt Gun Woo tap on his arm weakly.

Gun Woo took a deep breath in, spit falling from his lips.

Lips.

Pin Dol was looking at a murderer's lips.

"You fucker," Gun Woo panted, resting on his knees. "You were about to crush my windpipe." The man's face was flushed as he licked his lips.

Pin Dol shook his head, gathering his senses before pushing Gun Woo back to the wall. This time pinning him by his shoulders.

"You don't get to talk!"

"I told you! It was a misfire! You think I would really risk killing someone and ruining my plan?"

"You were going to bomb us and then hundreds of other people."

"Collateral damage," He shrugged.

Pin Dol slapped him.

Gun Woo stayed in the same position for a bit, pulling his hand up to feel his cheek.

"You're fucking crazy," Pin Dol said, shaking his head.

Gun Woo turned back with a crazed expression as he smiled.

"You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid," He smiled.

Pin Dol quickly gripped his face and pulled him into a forced kiss.

Gun Woo quickly kissed back, allowing Pin Dol to take control. He also wrapped his arms around Pin Dol's neck, pulling him closer.

The shorter one pushed his tongue across Gun Woo's lips, asking for permission to enter.

Gun Woo opened his mouth allowing Pin Dol's tongue to enter his.

Pin Dol pushed his body more into Gun Woo's, grinding his hips up and down.

Gun Woo pulled away first, leaving a string of saliva in the mist. Pin Dol just took this opportunity to attack Gun Woo's neck.

He lustfully kissed from his lips to his jaw, to his neck. Gun Woo threw his head back, moaning.

"Pin Dol~"

Pin Dol stopped and gripped Gun Woo's face to look at him.

"Bitch, my name isn't Pin Dol," he said, before biting Gun Woo's lip.

The taller man just raised an eyebrow at Pin Dol before pushing him to his bed.

"Then what is it?" He climbed on top of the man, grinning down at him. "I want to moan it properly."

He moved his hips back and forth, grinding down on his drill bit.

Pin Dol threw his hand back in pleasure before shaking his head.

"No, my name is really stupid."

"More stupid than Pin Dol? I moaned Pin Dol. What could be worse?" He leaned down and whispered into the man's ear before leaving a trail of sloppy kisses down his neck.

"No, I don't want to-"

Pin Dol gets cut off by Gun Woo grinding his ass even harder on his drill bit.

He felt his drill bit grow harder and needy, twitching under the fabric.

"Oh, your drill bit is not one inch, huh?" The older man grinned.

"Now, what is your name? I wanna moan it properly for you," Gun Woo started to take off the buttons on their uniform.

"Fine, but only if you scream it," Pin Dol thrust his hips upwards, causing the man on top of him to buckle forward, his ear right next to Pin Dol's lips.

"It's Seo Dong San."

Gun Woo pulled back and looked down at Dong San.

"Ttong San?" He asked, trying to hold back his laughter.

"No! Dong San!"

"Ttong San! Like Shit mountain!?"

That day, Seo Dong San and Hwang Gun Woo found a few things after getting scolded by the guards in mid-sex:

1. They hate each other but they like each other's bodies more.

2. Gun Woo can be loud.

3. Never moan Dong San when you can barely speak properly because it will sound like you are moaning "shit mountain"

After two years, Seo Dong San aka Pin Dol was released from jail and restarted his pipeline drilling business with his "buddies."

After running away from the snitch cop, he had something to do.

Pin Dol had someone to pick up in his electric car.

He dressed his best in his suit and watches. He combed his hair and put on his best cologne before he went back to his old prison.

Seo Dong San pulled up and parked his fancy electric car in front of the prison. He got out and leaned against his car and waited for his cellmate/soulmate to get out.

"You fucker, you actually came to get me in an electric car!"

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THE FUCKIN END