I meet Zero Young from salt lake somin about two years ago.
And she told me she was single
So we hit it off right away
So we started living together
She go to work, come back
I'd fix dinner, we eat together
And then I found out
"Single." She told me
Single my ass
Not only was she married oh no
She had six men
One of those mormons you know
So one night she came home and I fixed her a drink, the usal
Ya know
Some people just cant hold their arsenic

  She had it comin!

         She had it comin!

She toke the flower in its pride

                  And then she used it

           And she adused it

                         It was a murder

                             But not a crime!