Episode 2-Question 3-BTS vs GOT7
"Welcome back to Celebrity Family Feud! BTS got 177 points; GOT7 team not on the board. The goal is 300 points so let's get on question three. Give me Yoongi, give Mark, let's go!" Steve said.
Yoongi and Mark walked to the podium, exchanged fist bumps and exclaimed "Hwaiting!"
"All right, top seven answers on the board." Steve said.
Steve chuckled as he read the question.
"Oh yeah, this is going to be a good one."
"We asked 100 married men...Give me a word starting with 'B' that describes your wife's behind."
Mark pressed the buzzer faster than Yoongi.
"Mark." Steve called.
"Big." He answered.
"Yeah, buddy." Steve high fived at Mark.
"Big!" Steve called; the answer flipped in the board as number two by 24 points.
"Yoongi?" Steve called.
"Beautiful." He answered.
Mark high fived at Yoongi like he got it way better.
"Heck yeah, man." Steve smiled.
"Beautiful!" Steve called; the answer flipped in as number one by 31 points.
BTS cheered for Yoongi for topping the answer on the board.
"Pass or play?" Steve asked; Yoongi looked back at his team, motioning him to play.
"We're going to play, Steve." Yoongi told Steve.
"They're going to play." Steve told Mark; he nodded and headed back to JB's team to huddle for an answer.
Yoongi walked back to his team, high fiving them while Steve walked to J Hope.
"J Hope, we asked 100 married men, give me a word starting with "B" that describes your wife's behind."
"Bumpy?" J Hope guessed than laughed.
Steve and the audience laughed along with him.
"Good answer!" The boys also laughed and cheered for J Hope's answer.
"Bumpy!" Steve called.
The answer flipped in the board as number seven by 3 points. Everyone cheered and J Hope did a victory dance by shaking his hips. Steve just weirded out like, "What the hell is that?", but he already know he's doing his own victory dance. So Steve moved on to Jimin.
"All right Jimin, we asked 100 married men, give me a word starting with 'B' that describes your wife's behind." Steve said.
"Booming?" Jimin guessed.
"Whoo, that's a good one!" The boys cheered and applauded.
"Yeah, buddy!" Steve exclaimed.
Jimin exchanged high fives J Hope and Taehyung.
"Good answer!" J Hope cheered.
"Booming!" Steve called but the buzzer sounded, causing everybody to groan.
"That was a good answer." Steve told Jimin.
"Well, Taehyung. This is going to be good. We asked 100 married men, give me a word starting with 'B' that describes your wife's behind." Steve spoke.
"Booty-licious!" Taehyung answered; everyone cheered and applauded.
"Hell yeah, buddy!" Steve high fived at Taehyung.
"That's your boy right there, Baekhyun! He ain't playing!"
"No, he ain't!" Baekhyun exclaimed.
"You would have said the same thing if you would have been up there, right?" Steve said to Baekhyun.
"Heck yeah, man!" Baekhyun exclaimed.
"You think the Sebooty is bootylicious?" Steve teased at Baekhyun.
"Uh..." Baekhyun doesn't know how to answer and looked at Sehun next to him, smirking.
Everyone burst into hysterical laughter; poor Baekhyun can't answer it by covering his mouth, laughing.
"I bet it is, Baekhyun!" Steve joked and everyone kept laughing.
Suddenly, Jungkook started singing Destiny's Child hit "Bootylicious".
Jungkook: I don't think you ready for this jelly
Taehyung: I don't think you ready for this jelly
BTS: I don't think you ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe
Everybody whooped and cheered at BTS singing it.
EXO: I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe
GOT7: I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe
"Sing it, people!" Steve exclaimed and started dancing like a weirdo.
All: I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
'Cause my body too bootylicious for yo babe
The boys chanted, cheered, whooped and laughed at Steve, still dancing like nobody's watching. Well, yeah, spanking his booty. After he finished dancing, they all cheered and laughed at Steve.
(A/N: STEVE AND HIS SPANKING ASS DANCE EVERYBODY 🤣🤣🤣)
"Well, let's see if it's up there!" Steve said.
"It's up there!" Baekhyun exclaimed, making Steve laugh.
"Bootylicious!" Steve called.
The answer flipped in the board as number four; everyone cheered for the answer while BTS just jumped together for joy and laughter.
Steve laughed at the boys.
"I love these guys, man." He chuckled.
Jungkook whooped.
"Y'all guys love Beyonce?" Steve asked BTS, GOT7 and EXO.
"We all love Beyonce! She's the Queen of Queens and Diva of the Divas! No doubt!" Jackson said.
"Yeah, buddy!" Steve laughed.
"There's no one who can put her into shame!" Taehyung said.
"That's what I'm talking about!" Steve agreed, high fiving Taehyung.
"Yeah!" Taehyung laughed.
"Man, this is fun." Steve smiled.
"Jungkook, we asked 100 married men...give me a word starting with 'B' that describes your wife's behind."
"Banging!" Jungkook answered.
"Whoo! Good answer!" The boys cheered and supported Jungkook's answer.
"Hey Steve, after this round, we're going to have a twerking battle against GOT7. Me and Jimin vs. Jackson and BamBam." J Hope said.
"You better not drag me into your little nasty worlds!" Steve warned, causing everybody to laugh.
"Steve, can I tell you something?" Jinyoung suddenly called.
"Yeah." Steve said.
"Good thing that J Hope mentioned about twerking, because there's something crazy to tell you about. But for a good reason. One time, we were in a bus. I think we were on a tour in that time. And what she did that none of us will never forget, was twerking in front of our bus." Jinyoung told.
Everyone broke into laughter and whooped about that moment Jinyoung told about it. Steve was like, "what the hell she just did?"
"Y'all got the craziest fandom." Steve said.
"We love crazy. Besides, we all can twerk too." Jackson firmly replied.
"No, no, not me. Not me!" Mark shook his head and pointed himself.
"Yugyeom is already good by twerking on the floor. Better save those moves to your future honeymoon!" Steve said, causing everybody to burst into laughter.
Yugyeom faced down, blushing and laughing at the same time.
"Hell yeah. All right, let's see if it's up there. Banging!" Steve called.
But the buzzer struck for the second time again; everybody groaned.
"That was a good answer Jungkook, I didn't know that it wouldn't be up there." Steve told him and walked back to RM.
"All right, RM. You got two strikes. You got to be careful this time. If it's up there, you're still alive. If it's not up there, GOT7 gets the chance to steal. We asked 100 married men...give me a word starting with 'B' that describes your wife's behind."
"Broad." RM answered.
"Good answer!" The boys supported their leader's answer.
"Broad!" Steve called and the answer flipped in the board as number five by 4 points.
They cheered and applauded; Steve walked to Jin.
"Jin?"
"This is just a guess, buff?" Jin guessed.
"Good answer." The others supported him.
"Buff!" Steve called but the buzzer sounded for the third time.
Everyone groaned and Steve walked to GOT7.
"All right JB, we asked 100 married men...give me a word starting with "B" that describes your wife's behind."
"Okay, Steve we're gonna go for bouncy." JB answered.
"Yeah! Good answer, JB!" The boys cheered for his answer.
"Yeah, man." Steve smiled and high five at him.
"One of our songs is called Bounce." Mark said.
"Really?" Steve asked.
"Yeah. Hit it, boys!" Jackson said.
Yugyeom: I wanna make your body move
So don't stop baby let your body groove
Let it drop to the floor floor floor
Let it drop to the floor floor floor
JB: Now everybody Bounce Bounce
Jinyoung: Come on bounce let it bounce bounce
JB: Come on now let it bounce bounce
Jinyoung: Come on bounce let it bounce bounce
JB: Now everybody Shake it and shake it for me
Jinyoung: Let me see you shake it and shake it for me
JB: Everybody shake it and shake it for me
Jinyoung: Let me see you shake it and shake it for me
JB: Now everybody
Everyone clapped in the funky rhythm and Steve just danced like a weirdo once again. The boys chanted at him dancing freestyle. After he finished dancing, everyone cheered and applauded for him; some laughed at his craziness too.
"All right, let's see if it's up there. Bouncy!" Steve called but the buzzer sounded.
BTS cheered together by jumping and doing silly victory dances. They got the points again, now 255.
"All right, number three." Steve called.
The number three flipped in the board.
"Beeyatchin'." Everyone read simultaneously, causing them I think shock and laughter.
Steve grimaced at the answer.
"WHAT?!" Jackson exclaimed with his priceless reaction.
"What the hell?!" Jimin cringed.
"WHAT ARE Y'ALL CALLING AT?!" Taehyung exclaimed, causing everyone to laugh.
"Seriously, is that appropriate on national television?!" JB asked.
"Who would have thought of that?! Who's that dumbass would...?" Jackson exclaimed.
"D-Don't worry about that, that's not..." Steve shook his head.
"That's nothing compared to that ass, what the hell!" BamBam exclaimed.
"Ain't nobody be making up bullshit!" Mark exclaimed.
"Number seven." Steve said.
The number seven flipped in the board.
"Bloated." Everyone read simultaneously.
"Well, J Hope said that they're going to do a twerk off battle so let's get it!" Steve said and everyone cheered.
J-Hope, Jimin, Jackson and BamBam came to the center of the stage. They prepare themselves to give it a show.
"Twerk it like Miley" suddenly started playing and Steve got freaked out.
"Hold on, what the hell?" Steve interrupted the music, causing everyone to crack up.
"What the--What the hell is going on here? Did y'all work this out?!" Steve asked.
"I'm sorry, y'all go ahead." Steve said to the four boys.
The song starts playing.
https://youtu.be/w8Xg337C_3A
J Hope starts shaking his ass into the rhythm and then starts twerking. Everyone started to cheer and whoop.
"Yeah, J Hope!" Yoongi cheered.
J Hope kept dropping the beat like there's no tomorrow.
Then, he let Jimin take his turn. But damn, Jimin, he did it in an aggressive way, backing that ass up!
"His butt is angry! Jimin's butt is angry!" Yoongi laughed, causing everyone to laugh.
BamBam is next, and started wiggling and twerking with his butt like crazy.
https://youtu.be/wLgn1LSCG_8
Jackson is next; he went down to the floor and started twerking.
And then, he started dancing like a total crazy ass crackhead, scaring Jimin and J Hope. His craziness made everyone laugh hysterically.
(A/N: THIS GIF I'M CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣 POOR BAMBAM)
But suddenly, Jungkook came into the center of the stage, stealing the show. He crashed the battle by twerking in one of Beyonce's hits Crazy in Love! Everybody cheered and whooped for him as a show stealer. He spun around, swaying his hips around and starts twerking like crazy. Jungkook himself started laughing at himself being a total weirdo. Then, he started twerking his ass in front of BamBam and Jackson to bomb off the battle; BamBam started smacking the JungBooty.
https://youtu.be/n8E076p6AZU
Chen, Baekhyun and Xiumin suddenly walked up to the stage.
https://youtu.be/vibw5s5Pny0
(A/N: 2019 ANYONE?! PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF IT'S YOUR JAM! THIS IS MY JAM! 🙌)
Baekhyun was in the center stage and started twerking in his own crazy way. Or was it chest popping? He looks like a crazy chicken when he does it, making everybody laugh at his dorkiness. Taehyung hid behind Jin, feeling embarrassed of seeing his momma doing some crazy things like that, but it made him laugh hysterically. Good thing that Baekhyun's not biting apple bottoms, otherwise it will be so embarrassing on national television!
Then, here comes Chen and Xiumin, shaking their asses together.
Oh, but Sehun is not going to let his chance fade away. NO NO! So he came up to the stage and guess what he started. Slutdropping and twerking at the same time. Everyone went wild at Sehun's sassy dance.
Jinyoung suddenly came to the center and started twerking. He better work, work, work it! Everyone cheered and whooped for him. Steve just laughed at the boys' craziness.
"Yeah, buddy!" Steve exclaimed.
"Come on, Steve!" Jungkook exclaimed.
"Nawh, nawh. Hell nawh." Steve shook his head but J Hope dragged Steve to the center of the stage.
"Go, Steve, go!" Everyone chanted, encouraging Steve to go for it.
Steve started to dance while watching the boys, and starts weirdly shaking his booty. Well seems like it; he made everyone laugh. The remaining members of EXO, GOT7 and BTS can't stop laughing at their craziness.
While the craziness has surrounded, Sehun and Baekhyun bent down twerking. Suddenly, Baekhyun bit and smacked the Sebooty, making Sehun laugh. Everyone except Steve (who lost himself into dancing), just saw that happened and hysterically laughed at Baekhyun blindly exposing his guilty pleasure. SO EMBARRASSING!
"OH LORD HAVE MERCY, I'M ABOUT TO GET NEKKID IN HERE!" Steve exclaimed while dancing crazily.
What Steve just said out loud, everyone lost their shits again. Some of the boys on the stage and in the audience fell on the floor laughing. Others were already gasping for air after all of that laughter, bending down. Steve started laughing along with everyone.
"This whole twerking thing might better be on YouTube!" Steve exclaimed.
"HELL YEAH, MAN!" Baekhyun laughed hysterically.
"Oh, man. That was so good." Steve smiled.
The four EXO members came back into the audience, while the others came back to their teams.
"Man, this is has been the golden moment on Family Feud, don't you think?" Steve said.
"YEAH!" Everyone cheered.
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