-You say English, We say Japanese
-You say cartoon, we say Anime De Arimesu
-You say goodnight, we say Oyasumi
-You say caps, we say Nyon Cat.
-You say Justin Bebier, we say Vocaloid.
-You say swords, we say Bleoch
-You say reality, we say Anime.
-You say stupid, we say Beku.
-You say comics, we say Manga.
-You say countries, we say Hetalia.
-You say hells, we say katnichiwa
-You say boy, we say shownce.
-You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
-You cry if a charecter dies, we have a raimbow from emotions
-You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling.
-You crush on pop stars, we crush on Anime Characters.
-You think we're crazy. But we think you're just normal.
-You say Ocean, we say ONE PIECER
-You say family, we say FAIRY TAILER.
-You say Ninja. We say NARUTO  <3
-You say detective, we say keko setontei Kado Shinichi.
-You say thief. We say Kaitou Kiddo.

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