Matthew (em's little brother): *like, kisses em's shoulder or something ?????*

Em: Matthew what the h e c k are you doing

Matthew: I'm inhaling your shoulder

Em: matTHEW NO

Me: *oN THE GROUND WHEEZING*

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Matthew: it's manga *its fcking Pokémon*

Matthew: my mangos

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Matthew: I'm gonna kiss you k

Me: *WHEEZE*

Em: *cRYING*