owner: aww, how are you, stripes(kitten's name)

stripes: goowd. a wittle sweepy

owner: you are too cute... seriously. 

stripes: showd I be sad?

owner: no, stripes, don't be sad. it's a good thing.

stripes: oh okay.

owner: can I touch your tail?

stripes: my what?

owner: aww, cutie, this!(gently lifts tail)it's your tail, sweetie.(lets go of tail, GIF happens)

stripes: oh. sumthing hit me. wut was it?

owner: aww, that was your tail. stripes, you are really too adorable. I wouldn't be able to live without you. 

stripes: I didn't know I had that. it's soft.

owner: aww stripes,you really are too cute. now do you want food?

stripes: yes pwease.