owner: nightshade(name of cat), what are you doing?

nightshade: trimming my claws.

owner: with what?

nightshade: a nail thingy that I saw you use

owner: and who said you could use it?

nightshade: nobody. if you're going to scold me, I don't care.

owner: don't you like your scratcher?

nightshade: I don't care

owner: don't you care about me?

nightshade: I don't care

owner: I feel hurt

nightshade: I honestly don't care. now please let me finish.

owner: but it's mine

nightshade: I don't care.

owner: I'm hurt.

nightshade: I don't care.