We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! *Starts to panic.* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... *phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"* Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. *Angel waves his phone in their faces.* People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: *Gasps* This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? *waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.*

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself David Barnes! Come and face-

He cuts himself off as he doesn't see him. The camera pans up to see him in a security booth drinking from his coffee mug.

Sir Pentious:Oh there you are. Face my Wrath!

David:Oh it's you again

He vault over the railing and land in front of the hotel.

Sir Pentious:I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.

David:Yeah you're the loser that is a wanna be villain that fails miserably at every single attempt, I've seen many thugs and gangs who thinks they're big time but in reality they're all talk and no action and nothing but a nuisance

Sir Pentious: *indignant* I am no loser! I am your nemesisssss!

Alistor and his "family" appeared alongside side David.

Sir Pentious:Ah of course you're with the Radio Family

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.

Alastor cocks his head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.

Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.

Sir Pentious:No matter! I've chosen David to be my new nemesisssss

David:Dude...you're not my nemesis we fought like once and you ran away like a little bitch

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.

Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.

Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?

Alastor: Oh, nobody important.

David:Yeah they're a group of nobodies

Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!

Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?

Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.

Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-

off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.

Valentino: *In Background* FUCKING BITCH!

Velvette: Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it, Valentino!

The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.

Vox: Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey hey hey. Fuck my life.

Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up. Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?

Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-

The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-

Vox: VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.

Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. *walks off* Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.

Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her

Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.

Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: *sighs* And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

Velvette: Who knows?! But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!

Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants.

Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. *gasp* Yes! That's the one.

Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! *flips him off* Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes

Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! *throws drink* Kitty! Another drink!

The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.

Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!

As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino: *gets up* Fucking Angel Dust! *walks up to him* Who the hell else would I be talking about?! *walks past him* That fucking SLUT walked out on me! *turns to Vox* ME! I fucking made him! *Vox walks a little way away* Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox: Oh! Angel quit?

Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! *takes Vox's phone* He MOVED!!!

As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?! *walks to closet* He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!

Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?

Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and-

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.

Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier? *turns to closet*

Vox: Heh. what are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.

As he speaks, his left eye started it's hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god! Except that bad cop guy I'll kill him

Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.

Vox: *distorted* VAL...*calms down* Hehe. Think about it.

Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns.

Vox: Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?

Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?

Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: No!

Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the *pinches cheek* Big bucks.

Valentino: Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone.

As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month. *walks to TVs*

Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. *chuckles and blows smoke* Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa.

Vox: Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?

Valentino: *Chuckles* Someone who owes us much more than money...the Radio Demon and his "family" is there.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox: *distorted* What did you just say?

Valentino: You heard me.

Vox: Alastor...*walks to him* came back...and he is with Lucifer's *glitches* daughter, and that wasn't the *grabs him by the collar* FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Valentino: *frees himself from grip* Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope. The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.

Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!

Charlie: Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough.

Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

Sir Pentious: Thank you...for letting your guard down!

Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.

Sir Pentious: Haha! Yah! Oh, shit...

Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.

David:And he is blasting off again

Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.

Vaggie: Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.

Angel Dust: *gestures to the hole on the wall* We need a wall.

Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.

Angel Dust: *Giggles.* Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool.

While the one female in the group presses herself against Dylan seductively.

Dylan: *flustered* Oh heh...hello

The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? *slams his fist on the table* VOX!

Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor and his "family" leaving, Alistor and Allen appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

Vox: *glitches That FUCKER is back!

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.

Valentino: Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.

Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?

Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying. *walks around him*

Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!

Valentino: THAT'S for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox: ♫Welcome home! ♫

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫

As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.

Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo. ♫

Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks.

Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand, new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫

Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...

Chorus: ♫ Welcome to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence. ♫

♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫

♫ More on tonight's program. ♫

♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫

♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫

♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫

♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫

♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile ♫

♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫

♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫

♫Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫

♫I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫

♫Stop giving him the time of day! ♫

♫Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫

♫ Hope he had a nice vacay! ♫

♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫

Cut to Alastor and his "family' as he had just finished getting his coat tailored. They notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and they walked away with an idea. as Vox continues singing.

♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! *pulls out a deer head* And now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫

♫Hell's been better since he split. ♫

♫Where's he been? ♫

♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Cuts to Alastor and Allen making their reappearance, as they starts their radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫

♫ Good to be back on the air.

♫Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast.

♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫

Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫

Vox: COME ON!

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫

♫Flitting between this fad and that. ♫

♫Is nothing working? ♫

Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!

Alastor: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫

Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!

♫He's the shit that comes before that! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports?

♫Or is it based on his support?

♫He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫

Vox: Oh, PLEASE.

Alastor: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream.

♫ He asked ME to join this team! ♫

Vox: Hold on!

Alastor: ♫ I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫

As Alastor continues with their radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.

Vox: *Glitches.* ♫ You old timey PRICK! I'll show you suffering! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫

Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox: *Signal breaking up.* ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU YOU LITTLE-♫

The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

♫Let's begin. ♫

Alastor and Allen slowly turns into their true demon forms with every sentence.

♫I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫

♫Tune on in. ♫

♫When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫

♫Oh, this will be fun! ♫

Alastor and Allen make one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time.

Vox: FUUUUUCK!

The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Not only did Alastor regroup with his "family" but he is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's *slams the table* BRAT and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: *Scoffs.* I think...I have JUST the one.

As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored.

Back at the hotel, the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Vaggie, and David returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

Dylan:You ok mama Charlie?

Vaggie: *Sighs.* Not a single new recruit.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

David:..I want to disagree with you, but I did willing get shot to death by the police

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. David and Vaggie nod at each other and approached with her holding her spear and David creating a ice sword. He opened the door and sees Sir Pentious on the other side.

Sir Pentious:Why hello my dear and good sir-

David then punched him in the face. He then pinned him on the ground with his foot pointing his sword at him.

Sir Pentious:Wait wait wait!

David:The fuck are you doing back here?! Didn't you get enough of a beating this morning?

Sir Pentious:No you've got it wrong! I come in peace.

Charlie:Guys what's the problem? *notices Sir Pentious* Oh hello again!

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie: *gasps* You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Angel: *to David and Vaggie* Aren't the two of you supposed to protect this place? David back me up, you go up to and psychos like this basically every day

Charlie gives them puppy-dog eyes, both David and Vaggie share a look before relenting.

Vaggie: *Sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, *Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation* or even with the war machine. *Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing*

David:Yeah on the bad guy scale this guy is already pretty low

Sir Pentious: *side eye* I get it

David:I mean honestly it's kinda sad knowing how pathetic he is over the most evil people I've met both as a cop and an assassin

Sir Pentious: I ssssaid I get it!

Charlie: *hugging both David and Vaggie tightly* Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel follows soon afterwards.

Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops

David:I say a few days

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?

Patrick:Or the rest of us?

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here boys, but you uhm, uh...

Vaggie:Constantly make us look bad, have literally never once tried to improve

David: *to Angel* you're crass, lazy, sexually harass me and the boys and you've made it clear you're only staying here because you don't have to pay rent. *to the Millers* You two are still robbing people and shops, *to Jack* and you keep killing people at random

Charlie:What they mean is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once

As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset of everything David described him to be. Niffty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: *Gasps* The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty: *creepy whisper* Never leave me again.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless

David:That's being generous. *whispering to Sir Pentious* More like 50/50. I'd lock my door at night if I were you

Charlie:and over here we have- *nearly bumps into Alastor* Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..

Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.

Alastor: *in a sinisterly tone* I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! *Clears throat* "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.

As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned. The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.

Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie *claps twice* I like to sing! *claps twice* and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! *claps twice*

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious *claps twice* I like to build *claps twice* and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! *claps twice*

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This is not stupid! *claps twice* It's just a game! *claps twice* Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! *claps twice*

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Patrick:Same here

Richard:Yup

Jack:this is bullocks

Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! *claps twice*

The next scene cuts to a role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop.

Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Charlie: *stands up and claps* Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! *chuckles* wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.

Angel Dust: I..I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.

Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

Charlie:Now I have another script for David, Dylan, Vaggie, Husk, Richard, Patrick, and Jack!

All of them shifted uncomfortably.

David:Uh Charlie do we really have to-

Charlie gives him puppy eyes again.

David: *pinching his nosebride* Ugh son of a bitch...

Cuts to David dressed as a cross between Punisher and Red Hood.

David: *deadpan* "I wanted to help people but went about it wrong way. Where's a group of obvious predator I can enact my brand of justice"

Pans out to show Vaggie dressed as a southern belle, Dylan in a dress shirt, suspenders, slacks, and dress shoes, and Husk, Richard, Patrick, and Jack dressed as degenerates.

Vaggie: *deadpan* "Oh no. Someone please save me and my son

Husk: *deadpan* "Beat it loser. Our mothers never hugged us so we never felt the warm embrace of a woman"

Charlie looks on enraptured while eating popcorn.

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino (voice message):

Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-

ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-

Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-

YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Hey, Angie! About earlier-

-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!

Work's really stressful!

-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

*dead serious* You actually think you can change? Addict trash like yodoesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

Angel Dust: Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

Cut to Angel walking towards the bar to get a drink.

Angel:Why do I smell coffee? Am I having a stroke? Wait would that even affect me since I'm already dead?

???:You're supposed to smell burnt toast when you're having a stroke

Angel startles and sees David with a mug.

Angel:David? What you still doing up?

David:I work security duh. Also I've been thinking about this whole thing with Pentious and it isn't adding up

Angel:Thank you! Glad I'm not the only here with common sense

David:He shows up again hours later having his ass kicked once again and then comes back wanting to stay here now? I don't pay it

Angel:Ha look at the two of us bouncing off each other. ...Would it ruin the moment if we made out?

David:...This coffee is still pretty hot and I will pour it over your head

They both heard something and head towards the library as they both see Sir Pentious set up a video camera.

David: *kicking the door opened* You fucking rat!

Sir Pentious: *screams*

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit You're working for the Vees? We fucking knew there was something shitty about you

David:Give me a good reason why I shouldn't turn you into an ice scupler!

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug and bent cop!

Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

David threw so icicles at Sir Pentious pinning him to the wall as he create a ice danger and held it to his neck.

Sir Pentious:Fuck off do gooder!

He tried to hypnotize David as well but had no effect.

Sir Pentious:What!?

David:Contact lenses idiot

Sir Pentious:Oh shit...

Charlie, Vaggie, and Dylan come in.

Charlie: *Yawns* What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

Sir Pentious hugs the three.

Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!

Sir Pentious: *crying* I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.

Sir Pentious lies on the ground

David:Gladly *he said forming a pair of ice axs*

Charlie: Wait! Pentious?

♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫

♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫

♫ The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫

♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫

♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫

Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie and David tailing behind with her spear and his axs.

Angel Dust, Vaggie, and David: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫

♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫

Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫

Angel Dust, Vaggie, and David: ♫ Works for us. ♫

Dylan: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫

Dylan: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫

Charlie: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫

Charlie, Dylan, and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫

♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫

As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away.

Niffty: Not a bad boy. Oh well back to obsessing over David

David: *in same manner as Vox* Fuuu-hu-huck!

Charlie: *Happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!

As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox paused when he realizes that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs evily.

Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!

With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.

End Chapter.