(FIRST CHAPTER! Wow... But I re-written the lyrics of "Straight faced science girl". Im so sorry of the photo came out crappily. On the girl's side it says "Valentina" and on the knight's side it says, "Paladin". I changed the lyrics To "Straight faced hero girl"!
WARNING: Paladin makes Innduendos only gamers will understand
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You're a heroine who's great at fighting
Always Training.
You're a girl who looks amazing in Skirts,
Always peering down and cleaning your staff.
You're a girl who's great at keeping quiet,
Always quiet as a mouse and barely talking to others.
You're a girl who loves to spread love.
Always making two people come together.
I may have only got a high sacrifice slime to help me, but even I know
That girl's probably got a dirty, slutty side.

My HP is rising,
Being separated out by a talent.
My blush is getting higher,
Grasped with a slimly substance.
Your small heart is melting from the inside, (If you don't get this innuendo, where is Valentina's heart on her skirt?)
Your heart is getting hotter and hotter,
Your love cyclone takes over,
With the sword pouring into it.
But even so, the heroine won't look back at me...

You're the one I love the most in the castle!
Of course I can't say something that makes me sound so uneducated!
If I tried to tell you with carving words in stone,
Everyone would just make fun of me.
Please tell me where your hero base is!
But I don't have the courage or the guts to say that.
Please use your love cyclone on me!
In that case, strip down right now, okay?
Don't look so shocked –
If you're really a man, going to get naked so shyly,
Jump of Lost Battlefield cliff
Immediately!

'Heroes should definitely get Atlantic Doom on them'
Did anyone even decide that?
Inviting in the skull above my head
My HP won't stop running.
Even if you call me a fake bodyguard,
Even if I turn into a battle dummy,
Even if the windstorm sweeps over here,
I'll still go to meet you with open arms,
But even so, the heroine won't look back.

The only treasure chest in the world
Is alone, alone as a different species from all the others.
Thus, it's wonderful even if it only manages to be found
With all everything it's got.
And because somebody said that,
I'll help you find it,
Because, if only so that that chest can release its rewards.
Let's give everything we've got!
(Plot twist: Paladin is thinking about the next lyrics below)
Shackling you and locking you into a collar,
Binding you with rope,
If I blindfold you,
Turn around beg for me!

My HP is rising,
Being separated out by a talent.
My blush is getting higher,
Grasped with a slimly substance.
Your small heart is melting from the inside,
Your heart is getting hotter and hotter,
Your love cyclone takes over,
Making me keep suffering from these normal feelings;
We spent battles together.
It's not really something that can be put into words –
It was tied up in the essence of your cyclone.

Unwinding, getting wet from slime –
Solve that feeling would you?
If you can't sum it up in words,
Tell me through your feelings!
I love Paladin! Do you have feelings for me too?
I said yes and she smiled.
And so the heart is getting hotter and hotter, her love cyclone takes over,
With the sword pouring into it.

And after then we became a happy couple.