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( SEASON ONE )

[ it's like if Nina was also
in the bloopers by the way ]

*Jensen holds the slate*
Jensen: Common mark all around, everybody's having a great time SMACK IT!

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Jensen wears a "hat" on his head, pretending to fake cry on camera.

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*Jensen, Jared and Nina as their characters, walk down a hallway.*

Jared: Dude, I'm not using this ID

Jensen: Why not?

Jared: Because it says bikini inspector on it.

*Jensen laughs*

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*Jared reaches into his jacket pocket*

Jared: I'm Doctor Jerry...O'Connell

*Jensen, Nina and Jared laugh*

Jared: What's my name? What's my name?

Nina: Caplin

Jared: Caplin.

*They all walk away to their markers*

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Jensen: Scene 9. Take 3. *He claps the marker. Jared stretches and adjusts himself while making a noise*

Jared: You told her?!

Jensen: Shut up

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Jensen: *Jensen shakes his head at the camera* It's like working with children

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Jensen: Why don't you wake me up when it's my turn to drive. *He lays his head down on Jared's lap*

Jared: *Strokes Jensen's hair and makes kissy faces. He laughs*

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Jared: *sticks his tongue out at Jensen and he turns around*

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Jared: *picks his nose and Nina smacks his hand away, laughing*

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Jensen: *is trying to eat snowflakes*

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*Jensen, Jared and Nina are sitting in the car, laughing*

Jensen: Save it

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*Jensen, Jared and Nina are looking at the guys who play Ed and Harry, there's a long pause*

Jared: Alright, awkward

Jensen: okay

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*Jared is wearing his priest uniform and looking down at the guy who plays Max*

Jared: Hey, I'm Sam. I'm sorry about your Dad.

Max: What kind of priests are you?

*Jared smiles and the scene changes to Jared, Jensen, and Nina in stripper outfits*

Jared: Yeah, that's a good question.

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*Jensen, Jared and Nina are outside in the snow*

Nina: Wanna make a snowman?

Jensen: Yeah

Jared: You hear that bomb?

*They all look at each other with wide eyes, smiling. They break off into a run*

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Jared: So, girlfriend huh?

Nina: It was Dean's idea.

Jared: It would've been better if it was yours.

Nina tries to move, but her fingers are stuck in the gate

Offset: Cut!

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Jared: *honks the Impala's horn*

Jensen: *karate chops the dashboard*

»

Jared: *honks the Impala's horn*

Jensen: *wakes up and says jibberish*

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Jared: *honks the Impala's horn*

Jensen: Kelly Clarkson!

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Jared: *does an impersonation of Jensen's face. Laughs.*

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Offset: Was it that part or was it the one before?

Sarah: *girl who plays Sarah* Yeah, I don't...

Offset: Take a step in and out again

Jared: I'm just turning around

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Jared: There've been others before that wherever this thing goes, people die.

Sarah: Well then you better show me. I'm coming with you

Jared: What? No, no Sarah... *forgets his lines*

Sarah: *laughs*

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Sarah: ...crazy but, you're right about this...? *starts laughing*

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Jared: *Laughs, tugging at his shirt*

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Jensen and Nina are singing In the car. Jared shakes his head

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Sarah: *laughing* Okay. Ready? *breathes to calm herself*

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Jensen: *pokes his head out between Jared and the actress that plays Sarah* Am I interrupting something?

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Sarah: No, no I'm not saying that I'm not scared, cause I am... *laughing*

Jensen: *looking like:really guys?*

Sarah: Why are you laughing?

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Jared, Jensen & Nina leans against the Impala at a bus station

Jared: *laughing*

Offset: Action

Jared: From...*moves his finger in a circle.

Nina and Jensen: *laughs*

»

Jensen: Dude, you're not Sam

Nina: Who are you?! *laughs along with Jared

Jared: Alright

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Jensen, Jared & Nina: We wish you the happiest of holidays

*pause*

Jensen: That was really nice

Nina: That was good

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Now all in big winter coats, shivering

Jared: *in a Minnesota accent* From uh, our uh, family here at Supernatural

Jensen: And all of yours there, eh

Nina: We uh, we go wishing you the uh, good ole happy holidays

Jensen & Jared: Happy Holidays!

Jensen: You did pretty good there, eh

Jared: That was a good one

Nina: Oh, hoser

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Shivering and rubbing their hands.

Jared: From uh, family of Supernatural

Jensen: And all your families out there

Jared: We uh

Jensen, Nina & Jared: We wish you the happiest of holidays

Nina: Where's the eggnog?!

Jared: Save yourself!

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All waving at the camera

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Jensen is playing his character at the bar with two women

Jensen: Ladies, alright. I think it's time we turn it up to eleven *laughs awkwardly*

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Jensen: Ladies, did you miss me? I'm just kidding. Listen, I talked to my producer...

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Jensen: Let's get some shots, huh? Shall we? *looks at the girls* It's gonna be a good night. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

Offset: Cut! Great.

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Jensen and Jared are closing the car doors while they get in, but don't close it in time

Jared: Jesus Christ!

Jensen: Holy crap!

Jared: Holy s***!

Jensen: *laughs* What the...

Jared: (incomprehensible words)

Jensen: *repeats incomprehensible words*

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Jared: Holy crap! *laughing*

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Jensen: *addressing to the crew* You know what, we'll do it. Well do it. Silence!

They get in the car, ready to close it

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Jensen & Jared: One, two...

Slams the door after two

Jared: *laughing hard*

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Jared: One, two, three. *claps his hands together*

Jensen: Okay, okay.

Offset: Ready, and action

Jensen and Jared get in the car.

Jared: One, two...

They slam the door correctly

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Jensen: Sometimes you gotta take one for the team

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Jensen is sifting through the trunk of the Impala, propping his shotgun to hold it up but ends up hitting himself in the eye

Jensen: Oh f***

Offset: You alright?

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Another scene, Jensen hits his head in the truck door of the Impala

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Jensen swiftly jumps a gate, but Jared gets stuck and can't lift his legs

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A boat crashes and Jensen jumps in Jared's arms. They both look around frantically

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Jensen: Sam! *throws Jared a shotgun and drops something in the process* I got it!

He runs down the hall and everyone begins laughing

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Two people crash on a coffee take

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The girl who plays Rebecca in the shapeshifter episode smiles at the camera

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Jared: Does that look familiar?

Jensen and Nina look at where he's pointing. A phone suddenly goes off.

Jared: What was that?

Jensen looks around suspiciously, then smiles.

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Rebecca: You are disgusting, just get the, get the hell out of here!

Offset: Good one more time

Rebecca: **** sorry

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Sarah opens the to reveal Jared with kiss candy on his lips

Sarah: *laughs*

Jared: *laughing*

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Jensen, Jared and Nina are in some guys porch with priest and nun tripper outfits

Jensen: Hi I'm Jean, this is Ace and Candy. We're new Chip and Dales dancers we just moved in next door.

Nina: Can we come in?

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Jensen: The US Wildlife Service *shows his ID* He'd like to scratch your d*** if that's okay

Jared: *nods*

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Jensen: *laughs annoyingly*

Jared: Did you eat a...dead pig?

Jensen: Three of them

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Jared swerves the car and Jensen moves all around it

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Jared: 'Kay

Crew member sprays something and he tries to eat it

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Jensen: Vampires?

John: *laughs*

Jared: *laughs*

John: Oh my god you people, I'm so sorry!

Jensen: I don't believe you Dad

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Jared sits on a couch with a beer bottle in his hand. A girl behind pretends to swing a bottle at him

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Offset: One more time

Jared: *laughs* You can't harm me!

»

Jared gets hit in the head with a beer bottle

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Jared and the actress that plays Sarah sit at a restaurant table

Offset: Cut!

Jared: So I'm really glad we're having this dinner

Sarah: *laughs*

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Waiter brings around something and drops it by accident

Sarah: *laughs*

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Sarah: Do you like to go on a date?

Jared: I didn't ask you that

Sarah: *laughs*

Jared: *laughing*

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Jared looks at the menu thoughtfully, then puckers his lips

Jared: *laughs*

Offset: Still rolling

Jared continues laughing and someone points to show him his lines

Jared: Does the um...*laughs again*

Offset: I think we're cutting there, sir

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Sarah: Although you seem to have a hard time getting the word... *laughs*

Jared: Just one word?

Sarah: Sorry

Jared makes a Dean impression again.

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Jensen: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

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Jared is about to hit something and the camera pans over to Sarah. A piece of paper flies in her face

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Jensen laughs again

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The people who captures Sam holds Dean in a chair and holds a lightsaber to his neck

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Jared: Man, I think that midget stripper gave me herpes

Jensen: *laughs*

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Jensen: People believe in Santa Claus, how come I'm not...*says gibberish*

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Jared: As a symbol, thinking about Mordecai

Jensen: *begins to fall asleep*

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Jared: No, what's the line. So...Okay I'll do it. So, people are on the hellhound website. I mean I don't know, but maybe it's enough to bring a...Jesus Christ.

Jensen: Bring Jesus Christ back?

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Woman: ...Suicide

Jared is digging in his nose and wiping it

Woman: Can't believe it

Jared: There's snot just coming out of my nose

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Jensen: *taps Jared's face*

Jared: Don't touch me. You should be kissing my ass, dude

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Harry: Yeah, I had to pee in that urinal...I had to pee in a urinal in that cell. In front of people

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Jensen Jared and Nina are in winter jackets again, staring at the camera

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Jared: We still have one bullet left, we just have to start over. I mean we already found the demon once we can find...*begins screaming loudly*

Jensen: *joins in*

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THE END!

Please read the next book, My Wayward Son by me, sparkofargent

It will be uploaded this week, but I will be taking it slow since it's Christmas Break. See you next time! And remember,

Keep Calm and Carry A Shotgun