Jasper

I heaved a sigh as I studied the freshly-baked apple pie in my hands, feeling anxious about meeting our new neighbor today. It was a tradition of ours to welcome newly moved neighbors by giving them different kinds of gifts. This time, mom made some apple pie for the newbie.

The door finally opened and what was behind it almost made me come in my pants.

With eyes brown as the withered leaves of fall, and chocolate brown locks cut short to his jaw that could slice me in half and those pink plump lips that I would kill to taste, I was left with my mouth wide open and my dick hard as a fucking rock.

And oh, and he was shirtless. And abs, fucking abs.

"Hi, may I help you?" Our new neighbor asked and his deep voice just made my frustrations ten times harder to contain.

"Uh...pie. Yes, uh my mom wanted to give you this. Welcome to our neighborhood!" I greeted in a stuttering mess and I felt my face flare in embarrassment.

"Oh wow, that's awesome, man. come in." He smiled as I handed him the pie and made my way inside. When we got to the living room he picked up a shirt and slid it down his torso. To say that I was disappointed was probably the biggest understatement of the year. "You can watch TV if you want. I'll go make us some lemonade. Name's Trent by the way."

"Trent?" Hot name. "I'm Jasper," I told him as he made his way to the kitchen.

I sighed and grabbed the remote control from the couch to switch on the TV on.

I jumped on my seat as an outburst of profanities and cries of pleasure boomed in the speakers of his mini home theater set. I sat in bewilderment with my jaw hanging and eyes widened as gay porn played on the TV, leaving me speechless, hornier, and in disbelief. Trent looked straight as a pole. My gaydar didn't work this time.

"Fuck!" Trent stormed his way to the couch, attempting to turn the TV off but he was too late. I had seen it all.

"Don't turn it off!" I yelled causing him to jump a little. My eyes wouldn't leave the big ass screen.

It had been a week since I last jerked off and about a year since I last had sex. I was horny and I really needed to get laid. Why couldn't a hot Chris Evans type of guy just knock on my door and fuck me senseless? Was I asking for too much?

I couldn't take it anymore. The two men fucking like animals on the TV and my neighbor beside me were enough to make my body flare. I couldn't think straight and all I wanted to do was to get fucked. On my neighbor's couch.

Life is hard and I am thirsty.

I slid my hand on my jeans and rubbed my hardening shaft, the sensation was clouding up my mind. But it wasn't enough. I needed more and I needed Trent. "Please fuck me..." I begged, sounding like a slut, but I didn't care.

I pulled Trent on the couch and shifted my legs over his hips so that I was straddling him. "I haven't been fucked for so long, I just need your dick right now," I whispered seductively as I ground myself over his hardening manhood.

"Very well then..." he smirked as he raised his strong arms, asking me to pull up his shirt. "Just so you know, I don't do vanilla, kid." He whispered in my ear and I felt my dick shiver at the imagery of him pounding me rough and dry.

Everything seemed to go by quickly and we found ourselves naked as the day we were born, his hard veiny cock twitching to get my attention.

With my legs wrapped around his hips, Trent carried me effortlessly as we reached the front door of his house. He leaned on the door, sliding me down till I was face to face with his mouth-watering piece of thick meat.

I licked my lips and stared at his manliness. 'Holy fucking shit!' I screamed inside and moaned at the glorious view.

"Suck!" He tugged my hair and pushed my head down his throbbing member, choking me with its incredible size.

"Mhhhmmm!" I hummed and he let out the sexiest groan I've ever heard of in my eighteen years of existence. I felt myself come a little.

"Fuuuck! baby, that's it," He groaned as he thrust deeper and faster into my needy mouth. "You want, huh? You little bitch."

Chills ran down my spine as he talked dirty to me. I ran my hands over his chest and started working on his nipples, making him growl under his breath. He tightened his grip on my sweat-soaked hair as his thrusts became more aggressive that I could feel his member hitting the back of my throat.

Thud! Thud! Thud!

Someone knocked on the door, startling us both.

"Hello? Is someone home?" I froze as soon as I heard my mum's voice in front of the door.

We were moaning like animals in the heat behind the fucking door just a couple of seconds ago and my mom was outside for god knows how long.

I quickly got on my feet as panic washed over me and Trent ran to the couch throwing my shirt at me, signaling me to slide it on. 'Hurry!' He mouthed and I immediately complied.

Without a second I opened the door, hiding my lower body behind it as I wasn't wearing any pants or underwear. "Hey, mom!" I tried to sound casual but I was panicking inside.

"Hey, dear. So, where's our new neighbor?" My mother asked.

"He's...uh...he said he's going to take a shower and I can chill here for a while." I retorted with an awkward chuckle.

"That's amazing. It seems like you two are hitting it off already." She said and I nodded. "Can I come in?"

"Well... I do- fuck!" I gasped in pain as I felt Trent thrust his cock inside me, making my mom jump in her place.

"Jasper, watch your mouth!" Mom furrowed her brows and crossed her arms.

Trent pulled out only to ram his member in hard making my eyes roll to the back of my head as I bit my lips to avoid producing any more noise.

"You seem to be in pain, Jas."

"N-no...mum... I-I'm..." I bit my lip as the hot writer behind me continued to thrust deeper and faster into me, hitting my prostate with ease. "I'm alright. I'll let him know that you visited."

"But I wanna meet him." She insisted and I shook my head.

"He's a little busy, mom. He's-" I gasped when his other hand toyed my nipple. "And we're...I'm...we're...watching T-teen Wolf right now and...FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD!" I yelped as Trent deliberately hit my prostate continuously.

"What feels good?" My mum frowned and I gulped. "Jasper, what are you doing behind that door?"

"Nothing!" I yelled, freaking out internally. Finally, he pulled out, making me sigh in relief. "Watching the show feels good. If you excuse me, I have to go. See ya later?"

My mother smiled. "Oh okay. I came here to tell you that Lunch is ready." She explained and bid me goodbye before returning to the house.

I slammed the door and turned around, wanting to glare daggers at Trent but when my eyes met the man, my hard-on just got worse. Standing on his birthday suit was Trent, jerking off his condom-wrapped shaft, smirking at me with lust in his eyes.

"You're a fucking asshole," I said as he stepped closer to me pressing our cocks together and grind his hips to mine causing me to whimper with sexual needs.

"Technically, yeah." Trent stifled a laugh, his voice husky and deep. "I was fucking your asshole and you loved it." He grinned as he lifted me with ease, slamming my back to the door.

"I'm not done with you yet." He whispered and claimed my lips. I didn't fight for dominance as I had always loved to be the one in submission.

He pulled out and licked my cheeks up to my ear as he whispered, "I'm not up for just one round, baby."

"Try me." I pulled on a sly smile as I tugged his hair and guided him to my nipple. I let out a moan as he sucked on my bud, biting it from time to time and I loved it. "That's so hot."

He stopped what he was doing and carried me to his kitchen. Laying me on top of the kitchen island, he stared at me with desire in his eyes. "I think I wanna fuck you here."

"Less talk, more action, lover boy." I grinned and pulled him in for another round of intense make-out session.

As soon as he pulled out from the kiss, he spread my legs and jerked his now semi-hard cock. Trent then kneeled down to face my puckered hole and before I knew it, he began rimming me like a professional motherfucker.

"Fuck, Trent!" I moaned loudly and began pumping member. "So...so good!"

His tongue worked my hole, thrusting it in and out and twirling it, sending ribbons of electricity all over my body. "Fuck me already!"

To my surprise, he complied as he climbed on top of the kitchen island and kneeled while he jerked himself off between my legs. He leaned over causing our torsos and dicks to grind as his sweat dripped on my body.

Trent positioned himself at my entrance and smirked for the last time before slamming his manhood in my hole with so much force that I almost fainted from the mix of pain and pleasure. "Yaaassss!" I screamed on top of my lungs as he thrust faster and deeper into my needy hole. "You're stretching me out!"

He let out a groan and yet again went to suck my nipple. "Oooh, Trent!" I cried, encouraging him to keep going. "Make me your slut, daddy."

Trent let out a giggle as he stared at my face. "I'm not really into that daddy kink, kid."

He then pulled out as he said, "Turn around..."

"Doggy?" I grinned and he nodded with a wide grin plastered on his face. "Woof! Woof!" I teased and followed his order.

He spanked my ass and without wasting more time, I felt his member teasing my hole. "Ready?" He asked and I rolled my eyes as I pushed myself into him. "Fucking hell!" He moaned as both of his hands scratched my back. "You're fucking amazing."

He continued plowing into me while I let out the dirtiest profanities there are as he elicited the sexiest moans to ever exist.

"I'm gonna cum!" I yelled and he pulled out and turned me around as he began sucking the life out of my swollen dick. I came so fucking hard that some of my mess dripped from his mouth. "Holy shit, Trent!"

That was a week worth of cum.

He then pulled the condom off and threw it on the floor as he positioned his cock on my face. When his breathing became rugged and happy I knew he was about to climax. "Shit, I'm cumming," he said between pants and soon enough he came all over my face, making me taste some of it. He collapsed on top of me as he caught his breath. "Fuck." Trent moaned and kissed my back and as the adrenaline began to wear out, I could feel sweat ran down my face, while I catch my breath.

Trent wasn't joking when he said he wasn't up for a one-round fuck. I got home around five in the afternoon with my butt feeling like it was about to fall off of my body. We fucked everywhere, his bathroom when we were taking a shower, his couch as we watched a good amount of gay porn, the fucking staircase because why not? And the swimming pool.

I didn't expect myself to have such stamina, but damn I handled it like a pornstar. Four rounds were pretty impressive and he wanted more but I was exhausted. However, I was definitely looking forward to fucking this guy more. It was a delight to know that he wanted more of me in the future.

And that was how I met my summertime fuck buddy.

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Author's Note: This short was meant to make you cringe, laugh, and horny.  This is obviously satirical porn extravaganza and it is meant to be a little exaggerated. And really, it really is fucking cringey. This was written years ago and I just made some small edits to clean it out a little.