Carmen: Don't fear death, fear the state of which you will die in.

Zack: *horrified whisper* Ohio.

Ivy: No, Zack, that's not right.

Carmen: ...

Zack: ...

Ivy: It's New York.

Carmen: Guys, really?

~

(Shadowsan lost Black Sheep in a crowd)

Shadowsan: *yells* Black Sheep, what do you have in your hand? 

Black Sheep: A KNIFE!!

Shadowsan: Found her.

~

Carmen: Why was six afraid of seven?

Zack: Because seven-

Player: -committed manslaughter by brutally killing nine and blowing eight up on the way. There were no survivors.

Carmen: *concerned motherly noises*

~

Coach Brunt: See, this here, Black Sheep, is a bow staff. It's lightweight, easy for close-combat-

Black Sheep: *grabs bowstaff* *rams it into Crackle's stomach*

Crackle: *falls over* wHaT- *is curled up on the ground*

Black Sheep: I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT MY LAST FISH STICK YESTERDAY, MAN! NEXT TIME, I AIM LOWER!

~

Carmen: Look at it... have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Zack: uh....

Carmen: *tearfully* I just- I can't- it's so amazing...

Ivy: Carm? That's a squirrel.

Carmen: *sobbing* HUSH IM HAVING A MOMENT.

Shadowsan: *is visibly concerned*

~

Carmen: *is eating ego waffles*

Zack: Hey, Carm, we're in San Diego, right?

Ivy: Zack what-

Zack: So if I took your waffle and threw it outside...

Ivy: Zack STOP-

Carmen: ????

Zack: I guess you could say it'd be a sandy ego.

Ivy: ...

Carmen: Zachary, you have ten seconds.

~

Zack: Love is in the air.

Player: *pulls out a can of febreeze* CRAP

~

Agent Zhari: I don't always do my job, but when I do, I'm terrible at it.

~

Gray: Butter is just food lotion.

Black Sheep: Something is wrong with you.

~

Carmen: *hears a loud bang*

Carmen: *grabs Player and starts running*

Player: Red, put me DOWN FOR GOSH SAKE

Carmen: No, your tiny legs are useless!

~

Carmen: *falls off cliff into bed of truck*

Zack: Hey, Boss.

Carmen: *casually sits up* What's poppin?

Zack: You want some fries?

Carmen: Yes, please.

~

Tigress: I'm gonna shred your face, Sandiego.

Carmen: No u

Tigress: *LE GASP*

~

Player: :(

Carmen: Turn that frown upside down!

Player: ):

Carmen: OK LISTEN HERE YOU LITEL SHIZ-

~

Zack: Why do we fight over stupid crap?

Ivy: Because you say stupid crap.

~

Player: I need to be ten times more intimidating right now.

Carmen: Well ten times zero is still zero, so...

Player: *wounded*

~

(Zack after someone stole his happy meal) Due to person reasons, I will now be suing the entire human race.

AND THATS ALL FOLKS 😂