Carmen: *breaks the law*

Carmen: *duck tapes it back together*

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Player: I thought it might feel good to relax.

Carmen:

Carmen: What's relaxing, again?

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Zack, running into the room: DO YALL THINK I CAN FIT FIFTEEN MARSHMALLOWS IN MY MOUTH???

Carmen: ...Zachary, you're a hazard to society.

Ivy: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Carmen: Did you know that if coral gets stressed, it dies? If I was a coral, I'd be dead.

Player: What does coral even have to be stressed about?

Zack: Current events.

Ivy: GET OUT

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Crackle: What's your sexuality?

Black Sheep: Lonely.

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Gray: You wanna grab a bite at Macca's?

Zack: Where?

Gray: Macca's.

Zack: ...

Carmen: He means McDonald's. It's what Australians call McDonald's, Zack.

Zack: Dude...

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Tigress: I just got some new notebooks, what do you guys think I should put in them?

Crackle: Spaghetti.

Tigress: I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Black Sheep: Spaghetti.

Tigress: I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

El Topo: Spaghetti.

Tigress: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Gray, trying to flirt: Are you a type of bread? Because I want you to be my BAEgel.

Carmen: The auDACITY-

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Player: What time is it in Celsius?

Carmen:

Player: I haven't slept since next week.

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Julia: You are as necessary as the p in pterodactyl.

Chase: Why thank you.

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(Ivy can't find Zack in a crowd)

Ivy: BEANTOOOWWWWNNN

Random Peep: YO IM BEING STABBED BY AN ANGRY CHILD

Ivy: Found 'im.

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Trey: *rolls down his car window in the middle of a race*

Trey: Hey, you're going the wrong way! The amateur track is back there! *laughs*

Zack: *literally can not hear him because he's wearing a helmet and his window is rolled up and LOOK AT THE HE JUST WON THE RACE EAT THAT TREY IN YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE SHI-

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Player: I'm sending good vibes your way. You can't stop them. Here they come.

Carmen: This is the most threatening way I've been cheered up.

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Zack: *turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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Carmen: *sees a dead body*

Carmen: lol frickin mood.

Carmen: ...wish I could do that.

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Carmen: I just read Hunger Games.

Ivy:

Carmen: I finished the movies yesterday, too.

Zack:

Carmen: Let's just say that I now have two things.

Carmen: A new best friend and several new ideas on how to kill people.

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Me: I feel personally concerned for Carmen's face every time Tigress shows up.

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Police Officer: Ma'am I found your son high on cocain and possibly memes.

Carmen: Well f****ng good for him.

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Carmen: No matter how fast I run, I can't run from the pain.

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Zack: If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

Ivy:

Player: If you punch yourself and it doesn't hurt, are you weak or strong?

Ivy:

Gray: If you punch someone else-

Carmen: *crying* Guys, I'm too tired for this.

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Carmen: WHAT IS THAT

Zack: What?

Carmen: WHAT IS IT TELL ME

Ivy: It's... it's a hedgehog, Carm.

Carmen: I WANT ONE

Carmen: I WANT A TINY SPIKY BABY BALL OF SMALL

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KK NIGHT YALL LOVE YOU

I'm planning on a chapter up by Wednesday maybe???