Q n A #8
Maverick: And Im- Where the hell is Ryuzaki? I thought we were gonna host this together.
Payic: He started having some existencial crisis and stayed im-
Ryuzaki: +enters the studio and sits behind his desk* Hello everyone, another QnA, only ten chapters until this story ends, you know the deal. I'm Ryuzaki or whatever.
Maverick: And I'm Maverick!
Ryuzaki: And our special guests are... Apex. Clap for these douchebags.
Masato: *sits on the coach* I despsie you for reasons later to be revealed.
Yuri: *sits down too* Where is my precious Ryuuga?
Bruno: *sits down* I could have use this time drawing but instead I'm stuck with an albino fuck.
Ryuzaki: Yeah I'm not happy with it either, Fugo from Vento Aureo. Where the hell is the edgelord?
Renji: *sits down on his own couch, which he brought from Masato's mansion* If I'm going to be stuck in here then I'm going to use a couch I like.
Ryuzaki: Fucking... Whatever. You know them. Masato is Takuto for Harmonics-
Masato: Wait but I'm not taken over by an outer worldy entity.
Ryuzaki: Yuri just wants to have a good time with Ryuu- You know what? This is my QnA. I'm finna make it graphic! She is the one who carves for Ryuuga's ding dong more than Fujiko.
Yuri: Can't say that is a lie.
Ryuzaki: Bruno, the Jojo reject with hole sin that shirt. Dude that is gay. And I swear to god, if you tell me that it is only gay if you make it gay, I will-
Bruno: Things either are gay or not. There are no "It's only gay if you make it gay.". Also, my outfit is perfectly straight. I bring home ladies with this.
Renji: I can comprove of that, I've had this couch sent to a professional cleaner due to say thots.
Bruno: Hey! All woman are queen!
Renji: if they breath and are brought to the mansion by you, they are thots.
Ryuzaki: This red headed ball of sunshine si Renji, the damnation edgelord.
Renji: Damnation... What a nice word.
Ryuzaki: I remember a time where Fox thought Renji was either Ryuuga or Emon.
Emon: *looks at Renji and then at himself* He's too chinky to be me.
Renji: True.
Ryuzaki: Minor. Let's onto the questions, and for the sake of filling up space, these four bastards will answer them too if the questions are fit for it.
Q) To Ryuuga-
hands him Z World Read it and give your thoughts and review
Ryuuga: *starts reading it* Hm... A beach arc this early?
Masato: *reads it* I like this girl with the Messiahs.
Ryuuga: *keeps reading*
Masato: *keeps reading*
Ryuuga: *finishes it* So... Yozora is still ranks lower than me when it comes to protagonists. Why? He has a foot fetish. Also you dont spend 50% of your final fight observing. Oh, and because you are not Yza, you are basically a new guy. Your romance should have created and then bloomed throughout the series. You started with it. Yeah this shit's lazy as fuck. The best moments are the comedic and it has too much tragedy at times. Like poor Mai. What did she do wrong? I don't care that she's flat, she deserved to be treated right. And poor Izanoku. Who would shove a truck onto her living room?
Ryuzaki: *innocent whistle*
Maverick: *looks at Ryuzaki* What did you do?
Ryuzaki: Snapped my fingers to change the story into a version where no one knows who shoved the truck into Izanoku's house.
Maverick: Isnt hat mentioned later down the line?
Ryuzaki: ...fuck.
Ryuuga: Makes sense it would be Ryuzaki the one with the truck. What about you, Masato?
Masato: Hated it for anything Gyze related and because my family didnt stopped his arrival because of their ways. 5.8/10. That extra 0.8 is for the Messiah chick. She could travel to my present and have some fun time with me any day.
Ryuuga: Isn't she british?
Masato: I take back everything I say, 5/10.
Ryuuga: I give it a solid 7/10.
Q) To Hikaru-
Same as Ryuuga
Hikaru: So who's reading it with me?
Renji: *chuckles at all the tragedy in Z World* Mai and Yozora got what they deserved.
Hikaru: Makes sense. For Shida's sake, I'm gonna skim over this quickly. *reads any part that can be considered sexual*
Thank you.
Hikaru: Not bad in sexual content, but it doens't beat revealed Yuri on #40.
Ryuuga: WAIT SO YOU REALLY WERE REVEALED?!
Yuri: I told you I was revealed when I was looking at myself in the mirror back at Masato's mansion.
Renji: I enjoyed the tragedies. 9/10
Hikaru: 9/10 to me too.
Ryuzaki: DAMMIT MY QNA MY WORD RULES! WHEN THEY SAY REEVALED, THEY MEAN HIGHSCHOLL DXD LEVEL OF NAKED!
Ryuuga: RYUZAKI!
Ryuzaki: Shut up! You winning against me cucked my relevance in ther story! I play my RyuYuri Closet card!
Yuri: :woke: *tackles Ryuuga went the closet and locks it from the inside*
Hikaru: MY SHIP! I PLAY MY-
Ryuzaki: *turns the card into dust using the Ryuzaki Gauntlet* Not today.
Q) To Fujiko-
Same as Hikaru
Fujiko: *reads through it* Chiharu and Rukia were... Questionable..? Whata re the words I'm looking for...
Maverick: Useless as in they either got cucked or did nothing?
Fujiko: Yes.
Maverick: I can understand it.
Fujiko: I liked Payic and Izanoku alot, they at least did something to represent the girl side of this extended universe. The Messiah girl was also pretty good. And even Riku did something other than ask for money.
Riku: THANK YOU!
Ryuuga: *kicks the closet open and leaves while holding his pants* I did... Things...
Yuri: *leaves with her wrists stranded by Ryuuga's belt* He did this to me before I could his shlong in me. I'm pissed!
Fujiko. Can you read this? *gives Yuri a copy of Z World*
Yuri: *skims through it* The female leads didnt do enough for their lovers. 6/10
Fujiko: I'll give it a 8/10.
Q) To Emon-
Same as Fujiko
Emon: *reads Z world* This Zeon fella... I like his style.
Bruno: *throws the book into the trash* No character is aesthetic pleasing. 3/10.
Emon: The story overall isn't bad but it's fights are kinda eh and some plot points are just boggling. I prefer Spiral Terra over it but I'll give it a 7/10 like Sawada.
Bruno: The only time my clan was shown was a disaster. That fucking retarded fuck Maxios managed to lose before striding!
Maxios: *in the audience* I'VE BEEN IN THE AUDIENCE FOR 27 OR MORE YEARS AND I CAN TLEL THAT THAT'S OFFENSIVE!
Emon: Kagero only really had one user. This Inferno fella wasn't bad but I could beat him easily. Like I said, some fights of this book are eh.
Bruno: I can agree with that. I find Ryuzaki vs Callum weirdly pleasing.
Emon: Yes, it's a weird but yet enjoyable moment.
Ryuzaki: These two understand my craft. Come on guys, I'm finna make you rich.
Riku: DAMN YOU EMON AND BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ryuuga: Oh yeah, and one thing we can all agree on...
Spiral Terra and Apex: WHAT HAPPENED TO AYAZA?!
Q) To Akira-
Write a hot chapter about RyuuFuji
Akira: I'm gonna be real with you chief, I used to like Fujiko but when I met Ryuuga and lost my throne, I soon saw she wasn't for me. They are a total match but I've hearing some rumours that they won't be together by the start of the sequel.
Ryuuga: *reads the sequel* I don't see it.
Fujiko: Me neither.
Akira: ...I was paid by Ryuzaki, he wanted to see the shippers go ham.
Ryuuga: Ryuzkai you suck!
Ryuzaki: Well I lend you and three idiotic friends a stadium so your welcome!
You fucktards, stop spoiling Spiral Soul! That's an in work name by the way. I'mma end this dare here because of your spoiling asses. You are Izuru Akira, not Akira Ruffalo! And you are Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, not Ryuzaki Holland!
Q) To Taira-
Shout at Shida for the terrible filler chapter, "Guys Meet World"
Taira: HEY SHIDA YOU ASSHOLE THAT CHAPTER WAS TERRIBAD FILLER EVEN BORUTO CAND YU GI OH CAN DO IT BETTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EVEN I COULD DO IT BETTER AND I HAVE AN ARMY OF NAVAL SOLDIERS!
I have a Thump.
Taira: What?
Thump: *breaks into the studio and grabs Taira before running away*
Taira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A GORILLA I'M GONNA GET KING KONG-ED DAD MOM HELP!
Q) To Yuri-
Could you repeat what you wanted to do to Ryuuga again? I didn't quite catch that
Yuri: Why of course!
Ryuuga: Oh no.
Yuri: I want him to drag me to a bed and fuck the fucking hell out of me until I'm begging for more and make me choke on his meaty cock until his flavorsome nut is dragging down my tight troat and then, I want him to shove his big fat cock deep into my small tight asshole until my pussy starts squirting cum as if it was a breaking dam! And then, I want him to make clones of himself so that they all can fuck me and fill me up to a point where all my holes are full of his hot sticky flavorsome cum! I want him to fuck my thight pussy until my legs go numb and until I enter a state of pure bliss after getting pounded hard by his amazing cock! Oh my, I got a bit too excited there. I even started drooling the way I will drool when he shoves his cock so deep into my mouth that I'll ran out of air!
Ryuuga: WHAT HAPPEND TO THE BLEEPING?!
Ryuzaki: ARE GOING FULL R RATED THIS QNA YEEHAW!
Q) To Ryuuga-
Do to Yuri what she wants you to do.
Ryuuga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It won't be cannon.
Ryuuga: IT DOENS'T MATTERS I- *gets dragge dinto the closet by Yuri and the questionable noises start*
Fujiko: *eye twitch* Who was the fiend that asked for this to happen....
That's a secret between me and said person. *wink wink*
Q) To Renji-
Is your favourite word damnation?
Renji: Indeed.
Hikaru: Pffff, no way.
Renji: Even my underwear has it. The word damnation is writen in front of my nether regions, aswell as each of by buttcheeks.
Hikaru: Again, no way.
Renji: *pulls down his pants* Here is the proof. Hikaru why the fangirls in the audience tossing me their underwear soaked in water?
Hikaru: You became... The fangirl favourite... DAMMIT I WANTED FNAGIRLS TO THROW WET PANTIES AT ME! *gets hit by a pair of panties* Oh hang a sec... THESE ARE STRELZIA'S! I LOVE YOU TOO STRELZIA! *waves at the audience*
Fujiko: How the hell did you knew they were hers....
Hikaru: Thanksgiving is somehwta close so we are already developing a great friendshi soon to be love since me and her get together in Turkeyman. It's cannon for a reason.
Strelzia: *in the audience* WHAT HE SAID!
Q) To Kaido-
What was your greatest take away from going around the world and seeing your girlfriend try and ram Fox with a truck?
Kaido: Hm... Z World didn't go enough world traveling and Fox is a terrible person that deserved to be hit by said time traveling truck. I support Emma on her decision.
Emma: *sniff* Best boyfriend ever!
Kaido: Want to go run over some foxes with a time traveling yacht?
Emma: I'd love to!
*The two part to the past to hit Fox with a time traveling yacht.*
Hikaru: Ah, young love... I kiss when I spent most of this QnAs roasting Fox.
Q) To Masato-
Do you prefer Masatowo or Assato?
Masato: Hm... How about... OwO and UwU are dumb worthless things that don't have a place in this world? You have an issue with that? Then come to me whenever your worhtless clans gets some guard restrict! No wait, I'll do just fine is a good next wave of support because we all know how shitty the second was! I dont care if SP is topping, it's still the clan with the assiest second wave of support! Royals got amazing, Gold Paladin got what it needed, OTT got even more busted, Kumos got better-
Ryuzaki: I approve of Kumos wave 2.
Masato: DI and PM stopped being so ass but SP went out of it's road to be the special snowflake! And by teh way, fuck Ren while I'm at it!
Masato: *sips on coffee from the couch* Wait a sec... *takes off Hikaru's costume*
Hikaru: *innocent whistle*
Masato: *shrugs* Get back to your roasting, I'll play my "I'll never accept one of those names" card.
Hikaru: WOKE!
Q) To Kaminari-
Your new nickname is Detective Pikachuwu
Kaminari: I'm not confortable with it.
Ryuzaki. *snaps Detective Pikachuwu into Dective Pikachu*
Kaminari: I'm confortable with it now. And it weirdly shows how much my character has been relevant... Me, Hisano and Taira became sueless after Act II... Even Taira made an appearance on the start of the current Act and in Ryuzaki-con but me and Hisano only appeared in RYuzaki-con and barelly said and/or did anything... I DONT WANNA BECOME THE IRA OF THE SERIES!
Ira: *in the audience* HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!
Q) To Hikaru-
End this Q n A with the ultimate banger (I'll let you choose what this "ultimate banger" is)
Hikaru: I play my "Give it to Ryuuga" card. Go ham by guy.
Ryuuga: *jumps out of the closet fully dressed* I MANAGED TO HOLD HER BACK BEFORE ANY OF THE STUFF HAPPENED!
Yuri: *pouts* He only told me the size... *evil grin* Hey Fujiko!
Fujiko: What?
Yuri: *talks to her ear*
Fujiko: *passes out*
"Here Comes My Crits" by Ryuuga Sawada, parody of "Here Comes Arrow" from HISHE, which is a parody of "Come a Little Bit Closer"
Ryuuga: *puts on Yondu's clothes and his fin* It's called crits for a reason. *tosses ninja stars shaped as the critical trigger emblem into the air and starts controlling them with the fin by makong them attack those who he has beaten throughout the show*
In a Spiral Terra just some decades after Z World
He was just sittin' there a grinnin'
With red fin that made him look sinisterly
This boy had just been protagonized
The cast was about get critted away
So this man that wasn't blue's whistle blew
And I heard him say...
Watch out here come my crits!
They fly super fast and kill everyone!
Watch out here come my crits!
Yza and Yozora suck
And Ryuuga is the ONE
So the cast members ran
But the crits were way too fast...
...for them
They couldn't escape
The crits quickly did chase...
...and they killed them
Then I heard a cast member say
"I don't have heals left!" giving his spot away
Then they flew, yes they flew
Straight right through
Blowing them all away, yeah
Watch out here come my crits!
They fly super fast and kill everyone!
Watch out here come my crits!
Raijin and Akari suck
And Ryuuga is the ONE
And the crits stopped
Now the studio was practically empty
Then I heard Ryuzakiface scream in rage
Out to the gold lady
So Hikaru flipped the switch with his hands
Their studio broke apart and they ran
And as they flew away I could hear Ryuuga taunt Ryuzakiface
Watch out here come my crits!
They fly super fast and kill everyone!
Watch out here come my crits!
Ryuzaki sucks
And Ryuuga is the ONE
Watch out here come my crits!
They fly super fast and kill everyone!
Watch out here come my crits!
Yza and Yozora suck
And Ryuuga is the ONE
BYE!
Ryuuga: If the old protagonists get offended by this, I'm sorry but a dare is a dare.
Ryuzaki: Yeah that's about it for this QnA. Shida, do the thing.
Aight boss.
Spiral Terra Volume 9!
Release Date: May 5th, 2019
As Fujiko and Yuri cross paths, a third party butss in in their confrontation about Ryuuga's love!
Releae Date: Math 12th, 2019
At the same time as Fujiko and Yuri confront each other, a member of Spiral Terra and of Apex go head to head! Emon's desire to fight for everyone is put in question by Bruno, the oldest memebr of Apex!
Releaet Date: May 19th, 2019
Masato's true intentions are revealed once he comes face to face with the one blocking his path to bring punishment upon those who caused the deity of destruction to descend decades ago! As this happens, Ryuuga come across the one girl he'd want to avoid.
Release Date: May 26th, 2019
As Ryuuga finally reaches Masato, he witnesses a battle between the leader of Apex and the most unlikely opponent: Kaido Mikzauchi!
Release Date: June 2nd, 2019
The time for nationals arrives! Two teams meet and fight their way to the highest peak! To their final battle!
That was Q n A #8! See you all sunday with a fresh Spiral Terra chapter! Bye bye!
*Later that night, in the Ryuzaki mansion.*
Payic: *cuddles with Ryuzaki* I don't get why you were so moody today.
Ryuzaki: I don't get it either. Maybe I'm just missing something big, thick and hard. *gets his hand under the blanket*
Payic: *goes red* W-w-wait, Ryuzaki!
Ryuzaki: *pulls out the Ryuzaki Gauntlet and puts it on* It's time to give the people what they want. *snaps his fingers*
Comedy Quartet: Endgame
Ryuzaki, in his 2019 self, and with the Ryuzaki Gauntlet in his right hand, appeared in front of the CFA base in Russia. Standing between him and the front gate was Rem and his large army of Rem clones. Ryuzaki wasn't alone, he had his friends, Payic, Maverick and Inu alongside him.
"I guess this is it. The fight the people want." Ryuzaki said, now taking back his P.O.V from Shida's hands before he starts reusing verbs like there is no tomorrow. "Hey Rem. We're in the endgame now."
"I will defeat you, albino bastard." Rem spoke in his thick vodka smelling russian voice. I know voice doens't has smell, but his smells like vodka.
"You and your army have been the greatest rival of this extended universe. Well, not for long!" I snapped my fingers woth the Ryuzaki Gauntlet. You know what happened next? No, they didn't turned to ash or dust. What happened was something one could consider heavy Avengers Endgame spoilers so either read this now and accept them or watch the movie first.
Portals opened behind me and my pals, and through them, various member sof casts all over the CCEU started appearing. We had Yza and his casts from back when Cray's Collapse was the big hit; we had Akari and her pals and let me tell you, she was bringing mass shooting Lucine with her; Shouri are the rest of the Forbbiden Chains rejects were also here and ready to fight; Raijin and the rest of Thunderous Rebellion were also brought into this, but they weren't scared, Fubuki was even screaming like a dipshit in russian! Yozora and Z World cast also came to fight, having with them a Chiharu with an axe and dumb hooded figures ready to prove that it's only gay if you make it gay. They also had Callum with his Demon Shank from White Flower. But above all those casts, another one showed up. A large cast of the next generation. The Spiral Terra cast also joined the endgame.
"CCEU!" I shouted as everyone got into a battle stance. "ASSEMBLE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Maverick shouted. The two armies started going into war, and let me tell you, we even had Thump on our side. Yeah, the gorilla from Guys Meet World. By the way, play the song in the media,
As the battle raged on, I got myself into a head-on fight against the big man Rem himself, but before I threw in the first punch, I left some words of wisdom to an old pal. "Hey Fox, you lazy british ass, this is how you make a Cast vs Rem army in a QnA!" I closed my fist and started bringing some parts of the moon down on Rem the same way Thanos did to Iron Man back at Infinity War, or how E did to me, if that happened in Memefinity War. Look Memefinity War came out, I dont know, over a year ago? Im not supposed to remember all of this stuff! Anyway, back to business. As the massive crossover war started going, Rem got a luck shot, and when I say he got a lucky shot, I mean he actually shot me and got the Ryuzaki Gauntlet on his hands.
Putting it on, he looked down on my ching chong taco self. "I am bad shuffler. "He snapped his fingers, but nothing happened. Looking back at me, he noticed I had the six Ryuzaki stones implated into a second mechanical gauntlet. That was a true Ryuzaki Gauntlet. But that wasn't it's name. It was the CCEU Gauntlet, and with the six Ryuzaki stone in it, it's power was basically super special awesome.
"And I'm... Ryyzaki Mikazuchi, bitch." I snapped my fingers, letting out a large flash of light. As the light faded, the Rem army started to dust away, alongside Rem. With our biggest rival force gone, the casts started to return to their original spots in the universe. Is this cannon? The world shall never know. Maybe it is to some, maybe it isn't to others. What matters is that it's the living proof of our might as an extended universe.
And no, this isn't how Endgame goes. Do you think I'd spoil Endgame? Come on, I'm not that guy. But hey, we had our franchise come to Rem's door and kick his russian ass. What else needs to be said or than thanking all of you folks at home for reading the CCEU stories?
Also this is the closest thing you'll get to a C4 OVA so live with it! Now yes, this QnA is over! SEE Y'ALL IN FIVE WEEKS FOR AN EXTRA JUICY QNA! I'VE BEEN RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI, YOUR TRUSTY HOST! GOOD NIGHT WORLD AND A BIG THANK YOU FROM ALL OF US IN THE CCEU FOR FOLLOWING US! GOODBYE!
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