Ryuzaki: *enters the studio in a fancy suit* We somehow are here a fourth time! Isn't this awesome?

Audience: YES!

Ryuzaki: This volume's QnA is sure to be a musical one, specially since it's coming out after the new Opening and Ending of Spiral Terra! What did you guys think?

Audience Member 1: WHEN DO WE GET THE RYUZU-CON?!

Ryuzaki: It's a secret.

Audience Member 2: GAMUSHARA ISN'T THAT GOOD!

Ryuzaki: Hahaha... *pulls Maverick into the stage and whispers*

Maverick: *nods*

Ryuzaki: Anyway, ignore the possible club bouncers that might show up. Before we started with this QnA's questions, let's introduce our special guests! All the way from what may be called GEN Academy but is all up to 2019 Fox, it's the students living in a yacht!

Sakate: *enters the studio waving and smiling* Hi everyone!

Fangirls: *drolling to death over Sakate*

Emma: *enters the studio* H-h-h-h-hi!

Fanboys: DAMN SHE CUTE!

Strealiza: Oh damn, Kaido will be woke if he sees someone that isnt him comeplementing Emma. *enters the studio holding a Hikaru flag* I'M JUST HERE FOR BEST BOY HIKARU-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hikaru: *in the audience* SHE GETS WHY I'M THE BETS BOY IN SPIRAL TERRA, SO AH! ON YOUR FACE RYUZAKI!

Ryuzaki: Oh I'm finna pull an Iku on your ass. *throws Hikaru and slipper but misses* It's confirmed, my godlike aiming skills only include to Iku's dumbass head.

Streliza: Did you... TRY TO HURT MY HIKARU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! *tackles Ryuzaki*

Inu: *in recording room* Oh fu- CUT TO THE COMMERCIAL!

(The show will be back after this small announcements.)

Ichigo: You! Yes, you on the other side of the TV screen! Do your windows look like this?! 

Aijou: *shows pictures of dirty windows*

Ichigo: Then come to me and I will teach you scrubs how to scrub your window the right way! You got that, you scrub?!

Aijou: AYE AYE SIR!

Ichigo: *puts Aijou's head between two sponges* WHAT ARE YOU?!

Aijou: A scrub!

Ichigo: A SCRUB WHAT?!

Aijou: A SCRUBBOB SQUAREPANTS, SIR!

Ichigo: *turns back to the camera* Call to the following number now and I will teach you scrubs how to scrub windows clean he right away!

Aijou: The first hundred calls will recieve a special pack of salt!

Ichigo: CALL NOW SCRUBS!

(The show has returned.)

Strelzia: *holding a chair above Ryuzaki's head and confused* What the hell was that?

Ryuzaki: I'm... I don't fucking know. Would you believe if we said that that is somehow normal in a QnA?

Strelzia: Strangely, yes. *puts the chair in it's right place*

Ryuzaki: ANYWAY, BACK TO WHAT I WAS DOING! And last but not least, my own blood, my pride, my son Kaido!

Kaido: *enters the studio* Your whole existence is nothing more than a Tall Fright rip-off.

Ryuzaki: *freezes*

Maxios: *somewhere in the audience* HE'S IMPLYING THAT THAT WAS OFFENSIVE BY FREEZING NOW HIS WHOLE BODY IS MORE USELESS THAM MY LEGS AFTER A RIZE WAS PULLED ON ME!

Kaido: *turns to the audience* We are students of GEN Academy and like stated before, we live on the yacht I own. Pleased in making your acquaintance. *bows*

Taira: *somewhere in the audience* WOULD YOU CLASSIFY YOURSELF AS A PROTAG OF YOUR LIFE OR OF ANY KIND AT ALL?!

Kaido: As the protagonist of my life? Yes.

Taira: THAT WILL DOWN! *jumps at Kaido from the audience and tackles him to the ground*

Inu: Oh shi- COMMERCIALS!

(We're stalling too much for the damn questions)

Emon. *sits down* So, you and your best friend are having issues but you don't have the balls to say it? Don't worry, we at We Were will separate you two in a peaceful and-

Hikaru: *bust intonthe commercial* SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!

Emon: WHAT THE-

(And we're back to some degree)

Kaido: *holding Taira's head under his right foot* Aqua Force is the worst Maganallica clan, Granblue is superior.

Taira: B-but... RIPTIDE REEEE!

Kaido: Flanger.

Ryuzaki: ...... I'm... Confused..? Ah screw, back to the QnA! This QnA is gonna be filled with diss tracks, so get ready for 'em! We ain't Quadeca to make good lyrics but no worries, ghost writing is easy! Before we get to the questions, first Sakate and Maverick will perform a diss track fot heir own!

Suzui: *enters the studio in a rush* S-sorry everyone, I lost the bus!

Strelzia: Suzui?! You're in the wrong QnA!

Suzui: A-ah?!

Ryuzaki: Nah, he can stay! Sakate, Maverick, hit it!

Sakate: Ye.. Skree... Papapa BOOM! *rapping like 6ix9ine* Watch out for that girl Aijou, she finna drop the salt in ya troat, get ready to 'em salt deep troat ya ya tho ya OTTTHOT! But watch cuz when the salt gets to core you'll be pullin a Suzui and you heart will EXPLO-EXPLODE!

Maverick: *raping like Joyner Lucas* EXPLODE EXPLODE, PULL AN ARTILLERYMAN ON YOUR HEART LIKE A SUZUI HEART AND MAKE EXPO-EXPLODE WITH THE SALTS AND ALL THE THOTS AND ALL AND ALL THE EXPO-EXPO-EXPLODE! *drops the mic*

Ryuzaki: That was enough cringe for a day and we haven't gotten to the questions. LET'S GET INTO 'EM!

Q) To Ryuuga & Hikaru-
Make a spicy Diss Track on Ichigo  

Ryuuga: Ahuh... I ran out of skip cards, haven't I?

Ryuzaki: Did it last QnA.

Ryuuga: AH rip. Hikaru, get ready to drop the flames.

Hikaru: HAI! >:3

Hikaru: Calling all units! Send in the- Fuck.

Ryuuga: I wanna be edgy, cuz you're fucked and I wanna savour it!

Hikaru: But it's cool, after smashing Macha, I'll ring up Scathach!

Ichigo: Wait what?

Ryuuga: Oh no, you getting mad? Gonna scrub my windows 'till you feel bad?

Hikaru: That shit is just absurd, you're a writer you can't plan ahead with words?

Ichigo: But I'm not a writer...?

Ryuuga: Talk like you eat some blades, ay!

Hikaru: Is that your tea or your life, aye!

Ichigo: Hang ona  second... *looks through the lyrics* Every verse Hikaru has isn't a diss on me, it's a diss on Fox!

Hikaru: Ah well, busted I guess. *innocent whistling*

Fujiko: *slaps Hikaru into the next recording booth*

Q) To Ichigo-
Clap back with a spicy Diss Track on the duo  

Ichigo: And waste my godlike dissing skills on this scrubs? As if. But fine, I will do one single diss. One single line.

Aijou: *burst into the recording booth and grabs the mic* SUCC YO MUM!

Ichigo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SCRUB?!

Aijou: SAVING YOUR EDGY ASS! *shoves food down his troat non-stop*

Ichigo: SHHHHTO-

Ryuzaki: *apologizes to the paramedics ten minutes after* Well, Ichigo is heading to the hospital after his heart almost pulled a Maverick and went expo-mode.

Maverick: HOLY EXPO!

Ryuzaki: Huh. *looks up* How will that end?

Golden Maverick cosplaying as Golden Expo: *descends*

Ryuzaki: HOLY FUCK ITS A CLONE!

Q) To Akira-
What deck you use in Yu-Gi-Oh? If it has to do with the tingly dangly kind, Amanda would like to talk with you   

Akira: I play depression... *curls into a ball* I want my best friend back...

Emon: *slaps a photo of Amanda on Akira's face*

Akira: *looks at it* ....... *gets up* Hey Shida, what day is it today?

Hm? December 1st.

Akira: Good... *grabs the mic and clears his troat* I PLAY 'EM DANGLY TINGLY THINGS, GIMME A CALL GIRL! AND AY YO MA LEMME GET YO NUMBER TOO! SCREW WANTING FUJIKO, THIS CUTIE THOT IS THE BEST THING EVER!

Fujiko: Huh... T-thanks?

Hikaru: RyuuFuji may happen now owo! We did it Cookie owo!

Ryuzaki: *opens the portal tot he Yu-Gi-Oh dimension*

YGO Dimension Shika: *jumps out of the protal and tackles Akira into a wall* BITCH SHE MY GIRL, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Akira: WHY YOU LITTLE- *starts fighting Shika*

YGO Shika: *claps back with fighting moves*

Ryuzaki: Again, normal day in a QnA.

Q) To Fujiko-
Inu: sobbing tears of joy  

Inu: YOU'RE AN ANGEL!

Fujiko: There there. *headpats Inu* I know AIjou is a bitch most of the times but she is getting better.

Hikaru: *enters the scene cosplaying as the Green Arrow and aims a boxing glove arrow at Inu* Iku, you have failed my RyuuFuji ship. *fires it at Inu, knocking him out*

Inu: *is taken to the hospital with Iku writen on his forehead, courtesy of the boxing glove arrow*

Ryuzaki: Why are so many people being sent to the hospital today.......

Hikaru: An existencial crisis for the next question owo

Ryuzaki: ...huh?

Aijou: Awww, you said I wasn't as bad as people think! *prepares to hug Fujiko from behind, but Fujiko is suddenly replaced by Hikaru* Come here you! *hugs Hikaru thightly*

Hikaru: OH THANK GOD WE AINT IN NNN CUZ EM TITTIES FEEL GOOD AGAINST MY CHEST!

Aijou: HUH?!

Strelzia: YOU SKANK! *tackles Aijou to the ground and starts fighting her* HE'S MY HIKARU!

Hikaru: Is that so? Well, your Hikaru wouldn't mind if this fight was a bikini one.

Strelzia: REALLY?! CONSIDER IT DONE! *drags Aijou to the bathroom and leaves a white bikini while AIjou is wearing a green one*

Aijou: My body feels violented.......

Maxios: *in the audience* REPLACE BODY BY ASSHOLE AND YOU HAVE WYVON'S LIFE IN A NUTSHELL!

Wyvon: *also in the audience* HEY THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

Hikaru: Oh yeah... So many big boobs.... *passes out*

Ryuzaki: I know Hikaru would like to say this but he's too passed out to do it so I'll say it in his behalf. *clears troat* Hikaru did what Fox does in a daily basis.

Hikaru: *wakes up* My guy! *passes out again*

Q) To Kaido-
Do you hate your dad?

Kaido: Yes.

Ryuzaki: Ha ha, he's just-

Kaido: I regret that he wasnt in Maxios' place when the steel pipes started raining down.

Ryuzaki: .............my tech can cure crippleness so ha!

Kaido: And I wish he started using normal gramar instead of making up his own words like the retard he is.

Ryuzaki: ......PAYIC OUR SON IS INSULT ME AGAIN!

Payic: Then just apologize for being a bad fa-

Fubuki: NO OTHER FATHER IS ALLOWED TO SCREAM UNLESS HIS NAME IS FUBUKI ANSEI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Q) To Ryuzaki's Hottie Assistant Mina-
How old are you? I'm asking for a friend   

Mina: Me? I'm 18 currently!

Inu: That's all I needed to know.

Mina: Wait wha-

Maverick: *busts into the studio with the FBI* FBI OPEN UP!

Inu: Holy- SAVE ME RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Riku: 100 grand.

Inu: *goes to jail* And I just returned from the hospital....

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Start a "Mikazuchi Call Centre" where viewers can send in existential life questions for you to answer  

Ryuzaki: Ahuh... *starts the Mikazuchi Call Centre* Now to wait for- 

Inu: *calls the Call Centre*

Ryuzaki: Whatup, how can I help ya?

Inu: My best friends won't stop getting my name wrong, what do I do?

Ryuzaki: Tell them how you feel and they'll understand.

Inu: Really? Thank you so much! Also, can you bail me out of jail?

Ryuzaki: You're welcome and no Iku.

Inu: FUCK!

Q) To Payic-
Ask the existential life question "Are my boobs real?" To Ryuzaki  

Payic: ........ *grabs phone* Are my boobs... *sigh* Real?

Ryuzaki: Depends, let me ask *makes motorboat sounds* and *more motorboat sounds*. They say yes, they are real. Also this question may not be PG-13 from here on out. MAVERICK GET ME THE CLOSET, I'M RIPPING-OFF YOZORA AND CHIHARU BEFORE ARTICLE 13 COMES TO SMACK OUR ASSES CUZ OF OUR EUROPEAN CREATORS!

Maverick: AYE AYE SIRE! *builds a closet and throws Ryuzkai and Payic there* I shall protect this closet with my life.... Or until the questionable sounds become more questionable.

Q) To Hikaru & Ichigo-
Who's Renji?  

Ichigo: The greatest friend of all time.

Hikaru: The greatest pal of forever.

Ichigo: That made no sense.

Hikaru: Your edge makes no sense.

Q) To Shida-
What happened to Ayaza?  

..... *grabs Emon's katana and runs towards the camera* MOTHERFU-

Inu: *from jail* PLAY THE FRICKIN' COMMERCIALS!

(The show will take a third break)

Hammsuke, cosplaying as Jotaro: *appears* You failed my clan one last time! Meet my stand, Star Leo-Pald!

Leo-pald: *appears* ARO ARO ARO ARO ARO ARO ARO!

Hammsuke: Hammsuke's Bizarre Adventures Part 3: Stardust Dragon Crusaders on a TV near you!

(And we're back)

YGO Shika: Oh snap, that's the best anime ever! I WANNA STAY HERE AND WATCH IT OWO! AND BY THE WAY, YGO COOKIE SAYS OWO TO VANGUARD COOKIE OWO

Q) To Ryuuga-
Cosplay as Renji and create a spicy diss track on Hikaru and Ichigo  

Ryuuga: Ichigo is at the hospital and Hikaru has been in the bathroom for ten minutes after waking up and recording Strelzia and Aijou's bikini fight ._.

Ryuzaki: JUST DO IT!

Ryuuga: Fine... *puts on a skull mask and a dark cloak*

Ryuuga: Look, you're right, I've been living in the deadmen's house, but I took your room, bitch, they kept you out, cause you're too annoying to the other side, can't shut your mouth, let me clear the air and take out the trash, it's over you lost your cool G, I'm dead but I'm moree of a man than you'll ever be, I'm digging the grave, this is the cemetery, shit's not very Hikaru-mentery. 

Hikaru: *opens bathroom door* Ouch, that's my dead best friend you're talking about! *grabs Ryuuga and drags him into it before leaving in the cloak and mask Ryuuga wore*

Ryuuga: *tied down* What are you gonna do?!

Hikaru: *enters a taxi and goes to the hospital, to Ichigo's room* Nothing you've achieved is credible, too busy takings Ls, during a fight so near the star, that is something I can't ignore, real reason you lost the fight, all triggers up in em damage zones, no sack, no crit, no fight, no Esras, all bite, no bark!

Ichigo: *wakes up and tackles Hikaru to the floor, slapping away the mask and revealing Hikaru* You!

Hikaru: Hi.

Ichigo: STOP DISSING FOX AND START DISSING ME, YOU SCRUB! *starts choking Hikaru*

Hikaru: Can't... Fox is... The SP player... Who belongs in here... *places his hand on his heart before passing out again*

Ichigo: WHAT?! *confused by the continuous beep sound coming the heart rate monitoring machines*

Fumiko: *enters the room* Sir, your heart just stopped working!

Ichigo: Oh yeah?! GET TO WORK YOU SCRUB! *starts pounding his chest until his heartbeat returns*

Ryuzaki: And that kids is how most people Backlion killed are relevant in Z World.

Q) To Hikaru-
Giant robots of justice or giant robots of spreading cheeks?  

Hikaru: *on a hospital bed* Hm... *calls the Miazuchi Call Centre* Yo.

Ryuzaki: Wazzup?

Hikaru: Giant Robots of justice or giant robots of spread em cheeks?

Ryuzaki: Totally spreading cheeks.

Hikaru: Aight thanks. *throws phone away* Why not both? Dimension Grapplers leggooooo.

Q) To Ryuuga & Hikaru-
Create a diss track that will end Ichigo harder than those steel beams ended Maxios' legs  

Ryuuga: But...

Hikaru: We both know how a diss track against Ichigo ends o3o

Ichigo: It ends with using scrubby rhymes against the wrong person! DISS ME YOU SCRUB!

Hikaru: The become british and get a girlfriend who plays Pale Moon.

Ichigo: WHY YOU-

Maxios: *enters the stage* Okay listen up! I'm tired of being a meme! Being crippled is a very serious thing that can happen to anyone, specially our brave men and women fighting for our country! So I won't allow you to keep making fun of my past! Good day! *slips and falls down* Ouch...

Q) To Maxios-
Was that offensive?  

Maxios: *still on the floor* Me falling? No.

Riku: *taps Maverick on the shoulder* What would you call an angel that is also a steel pipe?

Maverick: Hm... A holy steel pipe?

Maxios: Wha- MAVERICK NO! *a golden steel pipe falls on his legs, crushing them* ..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS WAS OFFENSIVE!

Q) To Kmaishirp-
Yes, you are a joke to me  

Kmaishirp: What did I ever do to you? I'm just the delivery man!

Kamishiro: yeah, don't diss Kmaishirp! He's the one who delivers the Vanguard stuff to Hage!

Kmaishirp: Thank you, Kamishiro!

Kamishiro: You're welcome, Kmaishirp!

Ryuzaki: This was.... Okay? Also, check this out:

Ryuzaki: Fox says Yes.

Kmaishirp: .... *tackles Ryuzaki into another wall*

Inu: *from jail* CUT TO COMMERCIALS AGAIN!

(This QnA is becoming too much of a TV show)

Ryuuga: And now a PSA from our beloved Hikaru Hata.

Hikaru: *sitting on the president's desk on the White House* Good morning, fellow people of the world. Today, I am here to show you the importance of geography. *takes out a map of the world*

Ryuuga: Where's America?

Hikaru: Here. *points to America*

Ryuuga: And Portugal?

Hikaru: Here. *points to Portugal*

Ryuuga: What about the person you diss the most?

Hikaru: *taps his own heart* In here. I will honour him by cosplaying as Amajiki on the Ryuzu-con arc of Act III! And because it's relevant for a thing happening in there!

Ryuuga: Yeah yeah, what about Vanguard players that can read?

Hikaru: *turns the map around* They are in here. A place that doesn't exists.

Ryuuga: That ends our PSA for Hikaru Hata, don't forget to vote him as your next president.

Hikaru: GO READ Z WORLD AND CRAY'S COLLAPSE! YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE FREE PLUG SO DON'T ACCEPT DARES THAT INCLUDE ME GETTING SLA-

Fujiko: *slaps Hikaru into Canada*

(Hikaru Hata, the next Obama)

Inu: *out of jail* I'M BACK!

Ichigo: *out of the hospital* ME TOO!

Maverick: *still in front of the closet* These sounds are... New?

Ryuzaki: *in front of Maverick* What up?

Maverick: If you're here... *peaks into the closet* Oh yeah, this two aren't suppoused to be a thing until the beach arc. Welp, have waiting for the last volume of Act II guys.

Ryuzaki: That's just 10 weeks!

Suzui: *under a desk* I need to get away from this people.........

Aijou: *slaps Suzui with some salt*

Suzui: *goes into cardiac arrest*

I let you guys run free for too much time. It's time for us to end our QnA here! You probably must be expecting Volume 5 covers, but no, you ain't getting them since we're entering Act II next week!

Hikaru: And because the best cover maker ever has tests so she needs to focus on them and not on covers that focus on me. This is why you make the covers a year before the book, Shida! Be more like Fowocchan.

That's all for now, I hope you-

Claret Sword: So let me get this straight.

Oh no.

Hikaru: OH YASS!

Claret Sword: You make a QnA with alot of diss tracks, and don't invite me to make one? Me, the diss god of the old Unit Chat? Me, who burned Luard harder than Fox burns through my deck? Oh hell nah, you bitches ain't ready for my disses. This whole QnA is all a big pice of prey for my roasts... But they are reserved to someone else.

Claret Sword: *proceeds to roast Luard before being sent to the Unit Chat*

I have a limit to how much I can ghost write. Are we done with this QnA?

Ryuzaki: Iku went to jail and hospital, Ichigo and Suzui entered cardiac arrest, Hikaru admitted that he prefers Fox over Shida, YGO Shika is still fighting Akira over Amanda, Kaido and Emma are gone, Sakate is being loved by fangirls, I was tackled too many times, Taira got his ass kicked by my son, I have an existencial question call centre which may be the Spiral Terra equivalent of Yozo-gauche and I was attacked by a Hikaru fangirl-

Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONLY I CAN KICK MY SON'S ASS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *tackles Ryuzaki*

Ryuzaki: THAT'S IT! *uppercuts Fubuki away and tackles him back*

Inu: *in the recording room* Shall we replace Mini Terra for the Ryuzaki Fighting Show?

Maverick: The last Mini Terra had people getting your name right.

Inu: WE KEEP MINI TERRA!

Riku: *whispers something to Maverick abotu Inu*

Maverick: IKU YOU HAVE A THING FOR WHAT- HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu: I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR- What happens if you make the word after Holy continuous?

Maxios: *having unlimited golden human shits falling over his crushed legs* FOX DON'T LET THEM HAVE ME HERE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

Hikaru: Hey Maxios?

Maxios: wHaT dO yOu WaNt?!

Hikaru: *whispers to him* That's offensive.

Maxios: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fubuki: DON'T REEEEEEE ONLY I CAN REEEEEEEEEEE! *kicks Maxios away*

Taira: I CAN REEEE TOO! *tackles Fubuki*

Ryuzaki: BITCH DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! *tackles the two* I'M STILL FIGHTING YOUR BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!

Kaido: *opens the closet door* I will never return to one of this QnA's. *closes closet door*

Sakate: *with his fangirls* Ah, I will miss my beautiful fangirls. Where's Emma?

Strelzia: It's over?! B-but Hikaru-sama didn't saw my unhealthy habit of being naked on the yacht...

Hikaru: YOUR WHAT?! *in paradise*

Ichigo: DON'T GO TO PARADISE WITHOUT DISSING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(We will have a final commercial)

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Ryuzaki: That was all for this QnA! I think it's the one with the least questions/dares but somehow the longest one! Goodbye everyone!