#30: Strelzia
"Feels good to sit my ass in this after this big of a while." Akira said, throwing himself into the couch in the Royalty room. "Sure feels great to have the original gang back together." He said in bliss, snuggling with the pillow on the couch.
"Well, I was always here so it isn't a big change. I actually kept my title like a real Royalty member and didn't lose it in the time spam of a week!" Aijou proudly said, holding her closed left first near her heart.
"Dude, too harsh and too soon."
"He is right. And you don't want to get on the King's bad side. Specially when you use your best friend's darkest secret as blackmail for her to accept back the title." Fujiko commented, pulling a chair and sitting down. Aijou just stuck her tongue out.
"Don't worry, we all know that you and the scrub boy kissed, it's not a surprise anymore." Ichigo replied, standing near the window with both arms crossed.
"Wha- AIJOU YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
"Oh chillax, he's trustworthy. Oh else he will get the chop. You mess with the bug anti-cop, you get the chop!"
"That made no sense, you idiotic scrub."
"Feels like a normal thursday to me. Akio is using the word 'scrub', Fukai is being Fukai, Abe is being shy and Akira ia goofing off. It feels good to be back." Emon admitted, also sitting down.
"At least now I can be faraway from that certain scrub that tore us apart."
"Yeaaaaah I wouldn't be so sure about that." Akira said, sitting up on the couch.
"What?"
The door of the room slammed open, making way for Hikaru and Ryuuga to casually waltz into the room. Hikaru held both his arms upon and had a cheerful expression in face while Ryuuga just had his hands in his pockets. "What'up party people, we here baby!"
"What... The actual.. Hell... You scrubby King, why is my worst foe here?!"
"Well you slammed some rulebook stuff on our face and I didn't felt like sleeping so I decided to read it. Turns out I found a loophole and smacked it on some higher-ups' faces and they allowed me to choose two students to help the Royalty. So I obviously chose Ryuuga and Hikaru. We have someone strong, smart and responsible and whatever Hikaru is."
"Yeet yeet!" Hikaru screamed.
"Hey." Ryuuga just waved at the ones present in the room.
"You have got to be kidding me, there was an actual loophole in that shitty book..."
"You know what we need? We need to lift some spirits up! Come here little man, hug me!" Hikaru ordered, approaching Ichigo with open arms.
"What are you... NO! GET AWAY FRO ME YOU SCRUB!" Ichigo loudly replied, backed against a wall.
"Come hug your favourite Nova user!" Hikaru said, wrapping his arms around Ichigo and pulling him closer, to which Ichigo replied by letting out the unholiest of screeches.
(Opening)
Inside the Royalty's room was a circular table with seven chairs, one for each Royalty member and one for helper. Unluckily for Ichigo, who was sitting curled into a ball on his chair, he got stuck sitting down next to Hikaru.
Emon and Aijou were staring the windows of the room, looking closely into them. "I'm surprised they didn't shatter to pieces." The girl affirmed, followed by a nod from Emon.
"I despise you all..." Ichigo muttered.
"Man talk about an unholy screench!" Hikaru joked, slapping Ichigo's back in a friendly way.
"SPECIALLY YOU!"
"This wasn't the ideal first day I had in mind when you asked us to help out the Royalty..." Ryuuga said, rubbing the back of his head.
"Yeah, this one kinda is on me. But I promise that next time I'll keep not asking Ichigo and see what happens after." Akira said with a large proudful smug.
After the disaster that was the first Royalty meeting with Hikaru and Ryuuga, Ichigo left the room to walk around the school hallways before his class started. He kept his rigth hand on his pocket and scrolled through his phone with the left one. He felt peace and tranquility inside, until...
"Yeet!" Hikaru said, snatching away the phone from Ichigo's hand and looking at what he was reading. "What'up my guy? Whatcha reading?"
"What the- Give me back my phone!"
"In a sec- AH!" Hikaru screamed, throwing the phone up and covering his face with both hands.
"MY PHONE!" Ichigo yelled, throwing himself into the floor to catch his phone, the latter falling on top of his head instead of falling in his hands.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"YOU THREW MY PHONE, I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU EXPLANATIONS!" Ichigo replied, getting up from the floor and looking at what Hikaru had seen. "Oh this. Me and that scrub Aijou are going out tomorrow. What's the big deal?"
"You sly dog, I can name two big deals and I bet you want to get that edgy Shadow Paladin head between them. Huh huh?" Hikaru teased, a large smug on his face.
"I will slap you until you drop dead."
"No you won't. So tell, where you taking her?"
"To the place I take here every friday. To a special room."
"OH YOU SLY GUY, RESPECT!"
"Not like that, you imbecil!" Ichigo exclaimed, slapping Hikaru. "I'm taking her to this place where people that karate chop other people for no reason get together and try to solve their chopping problem."
"You two have a chopping problem."
"She does, I don't."
"And by chopping I mean smashing, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Hikaru yelled before running away.
"YOU LITTE SHIT I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH!" Ichigo screamed as he chased after Hikaru.
"CONFESS YOU WANNA HIT IT AND THEN SMASH IT LIKE HULK KHALIFA! SAY YOU WANNA TAP THAT!"
"THE ONLY THING I'LL TAP IS THE GRAVESTONE I'LL USE TO BURRY YOU!"
"ICHIGO IS INTO ROCK HARD THINGS CONFIRMED!"
"So let me get this straight... You basically dashed through the halls shouting stupid stuff about Akio for a whole hour?" Emon asked.
"Basically, best school day ever. And now we finna go to Hage!" Hikaru said, punching the sky pumped up. Fujiko and Akira, walking behind him, sighed.
"Sometimes I wish I didn't wasted my two last slaps yesterday..." Fujiko confessed, sighing once again.
"Once you done slap, you can never go flap."
"That's not how the saying goes... Or any of it's variants..." Ryuuga said, sweatdropping. "So what are we suppoused to do exactly as the Royalty helpers?"
"First off, you two are our advisors. I thought of the name myself, pretty cool right?" Akira asked, sprouting a large smirk on his face.
"Right..." 'Advisor is a real word though...'
"Your job is too basically help us out with student council stuff, since that's kinda what we do... It goes without saying that we suck when it comes to making festivals, so you'll need to help in those."
"Want a festival? Easy peasy, cosplay competition for Thanksgiving, we give Aijou a Nejire Hado suit and see how quickly her chest pops out."
"Hikaru, I don't think that's even possible..."
"Watch as it happens when the times! When 'em big titties burst out, you'll be the one to blame since you jinxed it, Ryuuga!"
"Again, I think it's literally impossible for that to happen... Anyway, me and Hikaru will be glad to help. But don't go with what he says unless you are that desperate."
"I won't, thanks for the advice."
When entering the store, the group went face to face with a girl standing up right in front of them. Her attire was quite simple, being composed of a white shirt, a black tie, a black skirt, black thigh high socks and black shoes. What was most noticible about her was her long and pink hair, aswell as her purple-ish eyes. She stood in front of them with clenched fists and determined eyes that looked at them. "I'm here to see the strongest King Heiwa ever had!" Sahe proudly said.
"Sorry guys, just another fan. Can't get a moment alone, am I right?" Akira said with his confident grin as he walked past his friends and towards the girl.
"Who the hell are you?"
"That was cold!" Akira said, falling back in a dramatic way.
"I meant the King that was on the regional tournament, Hikaru Hata!"
"I ain't the King anymore, big-cheeks. Kinda got toasted by Royals before I could bust the big justice robo nut."
"Do you even listen to yourself?" Fujiko asked.
"I don't."
"Either way, I wanted to meet you since... I love the fuck out of you." It was this moment that silence fell into the store due to many reasons. Shock, disbelief, confusion. However, all stared at the girl for saying that. Kamishiro was confused, Kaminari and Hisano were shocked, even Taira was legit surprised and he heard some bits of what she said from the bathroom.
'A GIRL IS INTO HIKARU WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?!' Basically everyone was asking themselves that in their mind.
"A big titty girl likes me? Shit man, I should have gone woke mode earlier!"
"Wait wait wait WAIT! Don't you thin it's a bit weird that out of nowhere, a girl you don't know swings by says she loves you? Even for your standards, you have to admit that's weird!" Fujiko said.
"Queenie, I have no standards. Girl, what's your name?"
"Oh right, sorry for not saying it earlier. I'm Strelzia Bucciarati, an italian exchange student. I actually go to another school not very far from here. And yeah, I know it's kinda sketchy, but I meant to come sooner. School, am I right? And I'm like, your biggest fan and really like you!"
"Shit dude, you got me at italian. Italian girls are the best type of girls!"
"He isn't kidding, he spent months saying that..." Ryuuga said.
"Ryuuga knows it. So what can I do for you, big cheeks?"
"Whay are you calling her that anyway?"
"Really Ryuuga? Are you assuming an italian girl doesn't has a big behind?"
"Yes... No... Maybe... I'm conflicted at this point..."
"Well he isn't wrong, I have a big-"
"Don't say it. Please." Fujiko said, shutting Strelzia up. "We get the point. Why are you even into Hikaru? That's like, an impossible thing to do!"
"I've seen him before many times. In card stores I went to, in the movie theatre, basically everywhere I went. It was as if we we fated to meet. That's why I made sure I would one day confess my love towards him. And one day, I found out his name thanks to the dad of a friend of mine, who happened to meet him. It was basically love at first sight. I loved, I became lost and died loving."
"That's a mix of so many love cliches that it actually makes the argument believeable... How old are you exactly, Strelzia?"
"Oh, I'm sixteen like you guys. Or at least, most of you. I know Emon and Izuku are seventeen."
"How do you know about us?" Emon asked.
"I know how google about a school's Royalty."
"Oh my god, she just said what I said to Queenie when I met her, if I wasn't surrounded by my friends I would have the biggest bone down here ever."
Fujiko grabbed her own hand. "You're lucky that I lost control yesterday or else you would be dead on the floor thanks to one of my slaps..."
"This is some Juvia type of crap..." Ryuuga muttered, taking a seat.
"I came here to wonder if you could fight me. I know it's kinda cliche, but I just had to!" Strelzia excitedly said.
"Fine by me. Guide the way." Hikaru replied, extending his hand towards Strelzia, who grabbed it and walked over to the nearest fighting table.
"Is this one good?"
"Seems fine to me. But one more thing."
"What is it?"
"What's your cup size?" Hikaru bluntly asked.
"You idiot, you're not supposed to ask that type of stuff!" Fujiko spat out.
"Hm... I'd say D. No, I'm right it's D."
"And you're not supposed to answe that type of stuff, Strelzia!"
"So... You wanna smash?"
"Yes!" Strelzia replied, her eyes glittering with small stars.
At this point, a nerve popped in Fujiko. She extended her right hand and swang it towards Hikaru's face, stopping once she was just one centimeter away from it. She had her teeth grit. "I... Hate... That I can't slap you..."
"It feels good. And I was kidding about the smashing thing, we are no Ichigo and Aijou going to whatever 'karate chop help centers' are, am I right?"
"Right, I knew you were joking." Strelzia said with a smile. 'Damn it!'
"And back to this." Hikaru slowly moved Fujiko's hand away from his face. "I'll let you have infinite slaps whenever I see you and Ryuuga kissing and knowing your tsundere selves, that won't happen in another million years." 'Wait, that's bad for the RyuuFuji! Shit!'
Fujiko's face quickly became vermillion red. "R-ryuuga.. W-we have a code 'I'm sorry'..."
"Hm? Oh, right..." Ryuuga got up from his chair and slowly walked over to Fujiko, placing his hands on her face and quickly kissing her. Despite being a quick kiss, it was enough to turn the two teenagers' faces red.
"Oh... My... GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!" Hikaru spat out, his eyes shinning with excitment. "AFTER TEASING FOR MONTHS YOU TWO FINALLY DID IT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BEST DAY IN THE LIFE OF A RYUUFUJI SHIPPER EVEEEEEEEEEEEER! THE FIRST KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Dude they did it like three times before this one." Taira said as he left the bathroom with a magazine under his arm. "Need to stop drinking so much lemonade."
"A-ah... Ah... YOU TWO KISSED BEFORE AND DIDN'T TELL ME WHO ELSE KNEW?!?!"
"A-about everyone in here except you and Strelzia.." Ryuuga confessed.
"I can live with it, you guys kissed and that's what- Oh fuck me..."
"Hm? What was that about infinite slaps?" Fujiko asked with a smug.
"I-i don't know what you mean, I'm not Hikaru, I didn't-" Before he could finish, he was already on the floor with the red mark of Fujiko's hand on his right cheek. "Ay..."
"It feels good to be back." Fujiko said, staring at her hand with a malicious grin.
"Ay... I can't fight like this, Ryuuga fight for me..."
"Huh? Why me?"
"You're my best friend so it's your duty to do what I can't do. It's in the Brocode, bro. Like having a cardfight, go pick lunch or impregnate my wife."
"W-WHERE DID THAT ONE COME FROM?!?!" Ryuuga spat out.
"Dude it's always good to be ready for anything!" Hikaru replied, already sitted on the floor.
"I... I don't know what to say... I guess I'll fight you, Strelzia."
"Well he was right. As his best friend, you need to be ready to do what he can't, like making sure he becomes a dad by implanting your seed inside his wife."
"S-STOP MENTIONING THAT ONE THING!"
"Right, sorry."
"Are you ready?" Strelzia asked, her eyes showing the determination she had. 'I have to prove to my dearest Hikaru that I'm a badass fighter he can fall in love with!'
"Yeah. You want to decide who goes first or do we flip a coin?"
"I'd prefer to go first, if that is okay with you."
"Yeah, I'm fine with that."
"Thanks! Now it's time to begin! Watch out my dear Hikaru, a super badass fighting style! Stand up my vanguard! I ride Dimensional Robo, Goyusha! (Grade 0|6000)" Strelzia exlcaimed, her vanguard circle expanding neon green.
Hikaru squinted and jumped from the floor. "DIMENSION POLICE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"Stand up, the vanguard! I ride Mecha Trainer! (Grade 0|6000)" Ryuuga exclaimed as his vanguard circle expanded dark grey.
"Stand and draw! I'll ride Dimensional Robo, Daibrave! (Grade 1|8000) Goyusha let's me draw one and I end my turn there!"
Strelzia
Hand: 6
Damage: 0
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Ryuuga
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
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"Stand and draw. I ride Gyro Slinger! (Grade 1|8000) Mecha Trainer's skill, I draw one. Gyro Slinger's skill, I move Brakki from the hand to the soul and look at the top card of my deck. I'll call it with a 5000 boost! Sonic Breaker! (Grade 0|5000>>10000) Sonic Breaker attacks! (10000)"
"No guard! (Miracle Dandy)"
"Gyro Slinger is next! (8000)"
"I'll use Daibattles to guard that! (23000)"
"That's a no pass for me... (Spike Bouncer) No trigger. I end my turn there."
Strelzia
Hand: 5
Damage: 1
OXO
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Ryuuga
Hand: 6
Damage: 0
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"My turn! Stand and draw! Let's ride Dimensional Robo, Daidragon! (Grade 2|1000) I'll call Mad Scepter X to the right! (Grade 2|10000) Mad Scepter X, attack the vanguard! (10000)"
"Cheerful Lynx! (13000)"
"Daidragon, you're next! (10000)"
"I don't guard that!"
"Drive check! (Diamond Ace - Draw) I got a draw trigger! Giving it all to Daidragon and then, I draw! (10000>>20000)"
"Damage check! (Treasured, Black Panther)"
"Turn end!"
Strelzia
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
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Ryuuga
Hand: 5
Damage: 1
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"Stand and draw! I ride Spike Bouncer! (Grade 2|10000) Spike Bouncer's skill! Counterblast, soulblast, checking the top two and calling Commander, Garry Gannon from among them! (Grade 1|8000) Battle! Spike Bouncer will attack the vanguard! (10000)"
"No guard!"
"Drive check! (Wonder Boy)"
"(Commander Laurel)"
"Now boosted by Garry, Sonic Breaker will attack the vanguard! (5000>>13000)"
"Oh no you don't! I use Dandy to guard it! (15000)"
"That's it for me!"
Strelzia
Hand: 5
Damage: 2
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Ryuuga
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
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"Stand and draw! Crush the foes with the hammr of justice! I ride the vanguard! Super Dimensional Robo, Daiyusha! (Grade 3|13000)" Strelzia's vanguard circle bursted neon green.
"Oh. She can make me her Daiyusha and ride me any time of the day." Hikaru said.
"Imaginary Gift! Force! I give it to the vanguard circle! (13000>>23000) I call Daibrave! (Grade 1|8000) With a soulblast, I power up Daiyusha! (23000>>28000) And by resting Daibrave using Daiyusha's skill, I'll add 10000! And then, a critical! (28000>>38000/2) Daiyusha, attack! (38000/2)"
"No guard!"
"Twin drive! (Miracle Fairy, Labari|Dimensional Robo, Daidragon)"
"Damage check! (Cheer Girl, Marylin - Draw) Draw trigger! I give the power to my vanguard and draw a card! (General Seifried)"
Strelzia pouted. "I can't hit your vanguard with Mad Scepter X now. No problem, I'll go for your rear-guard instead! (10000)"
"I'll retire Sonic Breaker."
"That's it for this turn."
Strelzia
Hand: 6
Damage: 2
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Ryuuga
Hand: 7
Damage: 3
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"Stand and draw! A brilliant strike at the hands of the Dakr Zone general! Ride my vanguard! General Seifried! (Grade 3|13000)" Ryuuga exclaimed, his vanguard circle now expanded red like Seifried's visor. "Imaginary Gift, Force! I give it to the front row right circle! I call Spike Bouncer! (Grade 2|10000) Seifried's skill! Counterblast, putting Bouncer into the soul and call another one from the deck! Add 10000 to both! (Grade 2|10000>>20000) (13000>>23000) I call Juggernaunt Maximum! His skill adds 10000! (Grade 3|13000>>23000>>33000) Spike Bouncer attacks the vanguard! (20000)"
"Mad Scepter X intercepts! He has 10000 shield, so the attack is guarded. (23000)"
"Bouncer's skill! I counterblast and put it into the soul to draw a card! Now boosted by Garry, Juggernaunt! (33000>>41000)"
"I won't be guarding that one. (Army Penguin - Draw) A draw trigger! To the vanguard! (23000)"
"Garry's skill! I move him into the soul to draw two cards and then, I put a hand card into the bottom of my deck. Now General Seifried will attack! (23000)"
"Diamond Ace, complete guard!"
'I knew she's go for that!' "Twin drive! (Cheer Girl, Marrylin - Draw) I give it to Juggernaunt and draw. (33000>>43000) (Concealed Angela) Nothing on this one. I end my turn."
Strelzia
Hand: 5
Damage: 3
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Ryuuga
Hand: 10
Damage: 3
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"Stand and draw! You may have twice the amount of hand cards, but I know just how to break it! My dear Hikaru, this one goes out for you baby! A beauty expanding through the universe like a miracle! Let's ride, Miracle Beauty! (Grade 3|13000)" Strelzia slammed her avatar into the vanguard circle, making it explode white.
"Oh you can ride me as Miracle Beauty any time!" Hikaru exclaimed with starts glittering in his eyes.
"Imaginary Gift, Force! To the front row left circle too! Now I'll call these units! Miracle Beauty (Grade 3|13000>>23000), Daidragon (Grade 2|10000), Commander Laurel (Grade 1|6000) and Miracle Fairy, Labari! (Grade 1|7000) Skills of both Daidragon and Daibrave! I soulblast two to add a total of 10000 to Miracle Beauty, the vanguard! (23000>>33000) And now, I'll activate Laurel's skill! Counterblasting one and resting itself, Daidragon, Daibrave and Labari to double the power of my rear-guard Miracle Beauty and give it a critical! Cosmic Double! (23000>>46000/2)"
"Oh I see what she tryna do. The Miracle Beauty variant of the clan is quite capable of doing four attacks and ding a fourth swing with a balls to the wall strats is quite the prize. She gonna try to end it this turn with a triple two crit gigantic swing. And after that, she can ride me as if I was Daiyusha and if she was Miracle Beauty!"
"Stop saying those things!" Fujiko said, slapping Hikaru back into the ground.
"We get it! Stop flexing your infinite slaps!" Hikaru said, rubbing his face with a comedic cry.
"Let's go right into the battle! My rear Miracle beauty will start this off! (46000/2) Cosmic Whip!"
"I don't guard, damage check! (General Seifried|Concealed Angela)" 'I didn't got any trigger, I'm at five. If what Hikaru said is right, I have to guard at least three more attacks, two of which have a double critical on.'
"Time for my vanguard to attack! Her skill! Since she attacking with more than 30000 power, I pay a counter to restand the rear-guard Miracle Beauty! This is my BURST! And when the rear Beauty stands, I can make Labari stand too! (33000)"
"Tiara, two of them! (53000)"
"That's two. Twin drive! (Miracle Dandy|Miracle Beauty) Ah man. Boosted by Labaru, Miracle Beauty attacks! (46000/2>>53000/2) Cosmic Whip!"
"You can whip me any time!"
"Marylin, complete guard!"
"Labari's skill! I put it into the soul and counterblast to restand Miracle Beauty! It loses 5000! (46000/2>>41000/2) But that won't be much of any issue! Go for the final attack! (41000/2) Cosmic Whip!"
"Marrylim, complete guard! Again!"
"Oh man, I failed my big final turn combo... I'm sorry Hikaru!"
"Nah, don't sweat it, it's fine. I failed many final turns too! Most of themw ere because of damage triggers!" 'WHY CAN'T NOVAS BE GOOD?!'
"If you say so... I end my turn."
Strelzia
Hand: 3
Damage: 3
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Ryuuga
Hand: 4
Damage: 5
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"Stand and draw. This is the part where I take back the fight! Surpass all the limitations ahead! Persona ride! General Seifried! (Grade 3|13000) Imaginary Gift, Force! To the front row's left circle! Juggernaunt's skill! I move him to the soul to call another from the deck! (Grade 3|13000>>23000>>33000) And then, I call Angela (Grade 1|8000) and Treasured, Black Panther! (Grade 2|10000>>10000) General Seifried's skill! I use twice, one with Juggernaunt and one with Black Panther! (13000>>33000) (Grade 2|10000>>20000>>30000) (Grade 3|13000>>23000>>33000>>43000) And then, Angela's skill! (8000>>18000) Juggernaunt attacks the vanguard! (43000)"
"I don't guard! Damage check! (Mad Scepter X)"
"Now my vanguard will attack! Spiral Photon Strike! (33000)"
"No guard!"
"Twin drive! (Spike Bouncer|Cheer Girl, Tiara - Heal) Heal trigger! I heal a face down damage and give the power to Juggernaunt! (43000>>53000)"
"(Miracle Fairy, Labari) No trigger!"
"Seifried's skill! Since his attack hitted, I soulblast two to stand Juggernaunt! Then, I'll retire Daidragon! Juggernaunt, attack again! (53000)"
"I won't guard again! Come on, I just need a heal! For Hikaru's love! (Miracle Dandy) Oh man... I'm so sorry Hikaru!!!" Strelzia cried.
"Why does DP keeps losing to Spikes!!!" Hikaru cried too.
"Y-you literally defeated me in our only Dimension police versus Spike Brothers fight..." Ryuuga said, sweatdropping.
"Yeah but then you beat orange hair kacchan's ass yesterday!"
"REEEEEE I'M RIGHT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Taira yelled.
"Quick reminder, when did Taira arrive?" Fujiko asked to Kamishiro, who shrugged.
"He got here at some point, said he was going to pee and then only came out after Hikaru had a RyuuFuji outburst."
"Right, RyuuFuji outburst...."
Hikaru's ears perked. "Wait, are you implying orane haired kacchan pees sitting down? WAIT! HE LEFT THE BATHROOM HOLDING A MAGAZINE! ORANGE HAIRED KACCHAN PEES SITTING DOWN!"
"REEEEE THAT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY STANDING I WILL DO IS STANDING MY VANGUARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER!"
"Language!" Kamishiro warned.
"I'm so sorry I didn't won, my beloved Hikaru..." Strelzia muttered, resting her ehad on Hikaru's chest. "The power cuck was too strong..."
"Yes it was, Strelzia." Hikaru said, patting her hand. "Yes it was. It's always too strong for us."
A loud motor noise was heard, fromt outside the store. It was loud enough to quiet everyone that was inside the store and get their attention. Strelzia perked her head from Hikaru's chest, looking at the door.
"Oh, that's my ride back to the academy."
"Your ride?" Hikaru asked.
"Yeah. It's my roommate Kaido."
"Kaido...?" Ryuuga asked. "You mean, Kaido, as in Kaido..."
Walking through the front door was a tall young, fair skin man with light-blue eyes and has white hair that spikes backwards at the sides, with purple-blue highlights, wearing a pink v-neck shirt underneath a light grey suit jacket, with black trousers that ends above his ankles and white shoes. He had both of his hands in his pockets, and a smirk that many would consider familiar.
"Kaido Mikazuchi...?"
(Ending)
Strelzia: Here's the pre- Oh yeah, this is the end of the volume. Oh well, send questions!
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MINI TERRA: "Karate Chop Helping Center"
Aijou: *gets up* Hi, I'm Aijou.
Group: Hi Aijou.
Aijou: I have a problem. I karate chop a person for no reason. I don't know what to do. I've tried to stop, but I just can't.
Ichigo: You're right on that.
Aijou: *karate chops Ichigo*
Fujiko: Karate Chopping is a real problem. If you know someone who has it, clal for help.
Hikaru: WAIT THIS IS ANA CTUAL THING NANI
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Hikaru: THEY KISSED AND I SAW IT!
Ryuuga: You missed the first three.
Hikaru: TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE!
Fujiko: The first one was at his place-
Hikaru: *dies from shipping excitement*
Ryuuga: Context matters...
Strelzia: HIKARU-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kaido: I come in next chapter.
Ryuzaki: They kissed four times already, it doesn't even feels special anymore. but you know what feels special? QUESTIONS! START SENDING QUESTIONS FOR THE QNA!
You heard the man.
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