"YA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" Hikaru shouted, entering Card Shop Hage in one of the dumbest ways: jumping through the open door and land with his face on the floor. He stayed there, laying on the floor, for about ten seconds before flipping himself over and look at the ceiling. "AFTER TOO MANY WEEKS OF WAITING, WE FINNA HIT REGIONALS BABY! SPIRAL TERRA YA YEET!"

"BE QUIET!" Fujiko replied, grabbing a nearby cleaning broom and slamming right into Hikaru's face. "I told you alot of times to not shout in here! Today you get the broom, BUT NEXT TIME YOU GET ANOTHER SLAP!"

Hikaru shivered at the thought of getting yet another of what he called 'The Fujislap', also known as the most effective weapon against himself, so he flipped over again so that he would be with both knees, hands and his face on the floor. "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

"Then say it without shouting it!" The girl ordered, throwing the broom to the store manager before rolling up her right sleeve.

"I'm sorry, Queenie! Don't be the Marshall to my Barney and don't slap me please!"

"The narwhal to your swarley? Wait what? Why can't you make sense, Hikaru?!"

"W-w-what he m-means is..." Ryuuga shyly said from Hage's entrance. He stepped into the store, holding his glasses on a hand and a paper tissue on ther other. "D-d-don't slap h-him b-because of a b-bet..."

"Yeah! Don't slap me, Fujishall!"

"You call me that dumb name one more time and I will slap you into the sun, you got that?"

"Yes!" Hikaru replied with tears rolling down his face. He got up and wiped the small tears in his face using his sleeve because using a paper tissue was too mainstream for him.

"Use a paper tissue next time! And remember, our bet is still on. You just escaped this one time."

"W-w-what?!" Hikaru fell again to his knees. With both hands, he grabbed his hand as he stared at the floor under his feet. "T-that means... T-that means..."

"I still have three slaps left and I'll make sure I'll use them wisely." Fujiko said, evil dripping from her words as she greedily rubbed her hands together with a greedy smile. "If you one day get married, I promise that I'll slap you right before the wedding photos, under an apple tree as the eyes of a lion watch you go down."

"I-i-i-i-i want m-m-m-my mommy back... S-someone shaft be b-b-back to Kyoto p-please..."

"W-wait, y-you're from Kyoto...?!" Ryuuga asked. "I-i always w-wanted to go there!"

"Am I from- Of course I am from Kyoto!" Hikaru replied, getting up from the floor and getting near enough of make eye contact with Ryuuga. "I told you this a quatrijillion times before!"

"That isn't a real value... And you're acting like if you hadn't just beg for your life due to slaps..." Fujiko stated, her eyes showing a bit of disappoitment on Hikaru.

"Yeah yeah, whatevs to the slaps. Aight so Ryuuga, my folks are OG Kyoto-ners, y'know what I'm saying'?"

"K-kyoto-ners i-isn't a real word..."

"ANYWAY." Hikaru said, showing some emphasys on the word in his voice tone. "I'm been living in Tokyo for like, two years maybe? I live with my aunt. Actually, she also owns the nearest cinema. So imagine me having a cinema room all for myself while you three trained your asses off, y'know what I'm saying? Speaking of you three, where's our favourite katana user?"

"Emon said he would get here in a bit. He was still on the way here when he texted me." Fujiko informed, scrolling through her a chat group on her phone.

"You... Text with Emon...? MY SHIP!"

"DAMMIT HIKARU WE FOUR ARE ON THE SAME CHAT GROUP, YOU SAW THE DAMN TEXT!"

"Oh yeah, I did. Oopsie dooslies."

"....sometimes I want you to hit your head and become smart..."

"No can dosville, babydoll. Hikarus are born to be dumb shits, not genial asses. But I'll admit, I'm pretty smart when it comes down to Nova Grappler." Hikaru crossed his arms and showed a giant grin. "I play 200 I.Q. Raizers and wiped both your butts with them."

"But you never won against me so get cucked, genius." Emon said, entering the store. "Sorry for getting late, picking a tie isn't as easy as most may think. My shoes didn't had a colour that matched any of my ties so i had to go buy a new one. Just an everyday issue, you know?"

"You can always not wear a tie! I mean c'mon, me and Ryuuga are killin' it without a tie, y'know what I'm saying? While I pierce right through every girl's hearts, Ryuuga only pierces right through Fujiko's."

"S-S-STOP THAT!" Ryuuga and Fujiko replied, their faces showing a brigth shade of red that could only point to one thing: embarrassment.

"Tcht, frikin' tsun-tsun-tsunderes."

"Alright, everyone!" Kamishiro announced. "Today is the big day! Spiral Terra is about to kill it on the regionals!"

"Hell yeah! My mans we gon' spread 'em cheeky cheeks!"

"I have no idea what he said, but that's the spirit!" Shoving his right hand into his pocket, Kamishiro pulled out a pair of car keys. "Time to hit the rode!"

"CAR RIDE MOTHERFU-" Hikaru's loud and obnoxious sentence was suddenly cut off by the quick, but yet strong, strike against his left cheek. He could feel his body hit the floor as a familiar female voice said the word 'Two'.

(Opening)

Hikaru slowly shook his head, his eyes slowly opening. "What the..." Once he got full control of his eyes and took a quick look around at his location, he found himself on the back left seat of a moving card. On the back right seat was Emon, and between them, Ryuuga. Kamishiro was on the driver's seat while Fujiko was on the front seat with her arms crossed. "When did we get here...?"

"F-f-fujiko knocked you out with h-her third slap...." Ryuuga replied.

"Oh course she did... Aight, me wakeys wakeys now. Whattup in this car house? No matter, I gotta scream something." Hikaru started opening the window on his side, a large grin forming on his lips.

"Hey hey hey, whatever you're gonna do, don't." Emon warned. "The last thing we need is get to the regionals site late because you got us to do something that ended up stopping the car."

"Huh uh..." Hikaru stuck his head out of the car window. "This will just take a sec!"

"If you do that, I'll start singing! And you don't want that?" Emon said. His words may have sounded simple, but they caught everyone on that car out of guard.

'A chance to hear Emon sing... Can he even sing?' Fujiko thought. It was that moment that she knew that Hikaru had to do what he wanted for once. 

'A-a chance t-to find o-out about one of my t-teammates d-deepest abilities.. G-go for it, Hikaru!' Ryuuga said on the back of his head.

'Emomon can sing? I hope he sings Lil Pump.' Hikaru thought. Taking a deep breath, he opened his mouth to released certain words. "GET READY 'CUZ SPIRAL TERRA IS GON' SPIRAL 'EM CHEEKS WIDE OPEN YEET!"

Ryuuga and Fujiko looked at Hikaru. 'He did it! Now sing, Emon Kiba!'

"You asked for this." Emon adjusted his tie. "This will be your punishment." 

"Do it, do it, do it!" Hikaru cheered.

"Country roads, take me home, to the place, I BELONG! West Virginia! Mountain mama, take me home, country roads..." Emon sang, his voice sounding deeper than usual.

Fujiko, Hikaru, and Ryuuga too, looked at Emon with their jaws dropped. Ryuuga was surprised that Emon was able to sing that well, Fujiko was surprised that he chose that song out of many, and as for Hikaru, he was out of words.

"Emomon..." Hikaru started. "I want your deep singing voice to make her bitch, that shit right there is husbando or waifu quality material. Now you just need a katana! Oh wait, you got one already. Did you bring it along?"

"Why would I do that? It's just a sword, it would be useless in a card game tournament."

"Unless you feel like slashing some Machas, y'know what I mean? You can always go for 'em big tiddy Vivianes or big big tiddy Metatrons, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

"I guess I could try to use the katana to slash something..."

"I know, ri-"

"In exchange of eight extra slaps to Abe to give to you at any time."

Hikaru squinted at those simple words, sweat starting to form on his forehead. "N-no need to slash cards, I mean, they are OG rares so they prolly cost alot, amirite? Right? Please don't slap me again today........"

"Oh, I won't." Fujiko calmly replied.

"Oh thank-"

"But do crap on the regionals and I'll slap you so hard that the mark of my right hand shall be printed on your face forever!"

"G-got it, chief! S-spiral Terra finna win this without me goofing!"

'T-t-this is going to b-be a long trip...' Ryuuga thought, quietly putting his headphones on his head. 'B-but even so, w-we need to do this..!'

"Catch!"

"W-w-what?!" Ryuuga said, catching an incoming palm-sized red ball with a big white A on it. "W-what is this?"

"You guys are on Group A, a.k.a the group where I will be doing commentary." Ryuzaki said, appearing behind Ryuuga. "Payic is stuck at doing it in Group B with some rejects. I get to do commentary on the big cash Spiral Terra!"

"R-ryuzaki..." Ryuuga sweatdropped. "How nice..."

"Hey Richboy Ryuzu, you got some cash cash money ticklin' 'em toes?" Hikaru whispered at Ryuzaki's ear, casuing the adult to hide behind Ryuuga.

"It's Ryuzaki! And I don't need my toes tickled! I AM RI- Shit, I should head inside. Welp, see you guys whenever your team plays!" Ryuzaki said before rushing to the tall white building.

"We should start going too. Emomon and Queenie are already inside. Leggo, Ryuuga my mans."

"Y-yes..." 'T-the closer we g-get to the finals, t-the harder it will get f-for us... W-we just need to have a good winning record, yeah! T-that may scare other teams...'

'This is where the big stuff happens. And I can't wait for it.' Ryuzaki thought.

"You two are late!" Fujiko whispered to her teammates. "Where were you?"

"We met Richboy Ryuzaki outside so we stopped for a chat." Hikaru explained. "Where's Emomon?"

"I got lost on my way to the bathroom." Emon said, appearing in front of Fujiko. "Turns out the white arrows don't lead there. Where's Ryuuga?"

"H-here...!"

"AIGHT YOU CARDBOARD LOVERS!" Ryuzaki screamed into the nearest microphone. "You may be thinking why the hell there are two big ass buildings. This competition is simple. Group A and Group B will fight in different buildings and said groups cannot enter the other group's building. That way the finalists of each Group won't be able to find out who their opponenet's are until the end of the Group A and Group B finals. After that, both final teams will fight it out on this building because I'm doing the commentary here. Other than this, it's the usual stuff. Teams fight teams and whoever wins from between the two moves on. We have sixteen teams here and sixteen teams on the other building, that makes around thirty two teams. Thirty two teams, one winner. Fights will start at ten and by lunch time, we will have the final teams. And of course, we got the good GIRS here. Good luck, fighters!"

"You heard the man! Let's go and win some games!" Fujiko ordered, pointing her hand at the ceiling.

"W-w-what is she doing...."

"Queenie is finna boost our confidence. How nice of her!"

"She doesn't has time to be nice, we need to focus on win."

"We could win easier with a katana, just sayin'."

(Play the song in media again and again until the three filler rounds end)

"First match of the first round, Team Spiral Terra versus Team Crimson Credit, go!" Ryuzaki announced.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Fujiko screamed, resting her Imperial Daughter vanguard. Behind her, the actual Imperial Daughter shouted before slamming a Blaster Dark away. "EMON YOUR TURN!"

"BURN AWAY!" Emon shouted. Dragonic Waterfall appeared behind him and swung his sword down, reducing the opposing Daiyusha to ashes.

"Second match of the second round, Team Spiral Terra versus Team Heiwa's Queen Fan Club! What wait what?" Ryuzaki said, taking a closer look at the information sheet had recived earlier. "Yeah, that's the name!"

"My!" A young boy said, kneeling infront fo Fujiko.

"Dear!" Another boy said, also taking a knee infront of her.

"Queen!" The third boy said, reaching out for Fujiko with a red rose in his hand.

Fujiko squinted at the opposing team, taking a step back and hiding behind Ryuuga. "It's a dumb fanclub..."

The three boys glared at Ryuuga. "Who do you think you are to take our Queen away from us?!" The three asked in unison. "WE DEMAND AN ANSWER!"

"I-i-i-i-it's n-n-n-not what you t-t-t-think!" Ryuuga replied, using both his hands to cover his red face.

"Don't weat it..." Hikaru said, placing his hand on Ryuuga's shoulder, his hair covering his eyes on shadows. "These bastards tryna ruin RyuuFuji? I got their asses now."

"MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA!" Perfect Raizer shouted, kicking a pair of Promise Daughters away. "MAGA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shouted again, this time slapping a floating CEO Amaterasu away before setting his sights on an Imperial Daughter. Raising both his fists, he started pummeling the unit against a wall. "MAGA MAGA! MAGA GAAAAAAA!"

The three boys started running away from Spiral Terra once their fights ended, mostly due to the newly gained fear for Hikaru's rage. "HE IS INSANEEEEEEEE!"

"THAT'LL TEACH YOU PUNKS TO NOT MESS WITH MY SHIP, YOU KONOYAROS!"

"First match of the third round, Team Spiral Terra against Team Edge in the Darkness! Who the hell is in charge of naming these teams?!"

"I must apologize for the future of this fight, young pure soul." Ryuuga's opponent said to him. It was a man fully dressed in black clothes and hair that covered his whole face. Basically someone in it's path towards the dream of becoming the emoest of emos. "This power of mine cannot gain control of me, and therefore-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" General Seifried shouted before punching a Dark Dictator into the skies above the Spike Brother's version of the Super Bowl stadium.

"S-s-s-sorry, b-b-but we c-cannot lose!"

The man fell to his knees. "My darkness was yet too far for me to understand it... Oh forgive me, souls that passed away for my well being..."

(End music here)

"What a cheeky edgelord." Hikaru commented before stretching his arms. "But hey, that finishes it. We're on the Group A finals, you cheeky people!"

"Great job, everyone!" Fujiko said, her face showing a smile. "I think we should start planning who goes in in the finals. I'd say me and Emon should-"

"Yeesh, at least wait until we start the next fight. Don't get ahead of your brains, Queenie. The brains before brawl thing can also be wrong sometimes, y'know?"

"But..." Fujiko sighed. "Fine, I guess we should first learn about our opponent's first."

"Greatio. Now you get to discuss while I go take a dump. See y'all in ten!"

"Why you little..."

"There's no need to get worked up about him, Abe. We got this far, that's what matters." Emon said, giving her a confident nod.

"Y-y-y-yeah... W-we just need t-to win a-against two more teams and w-we'll be into the nationals." 'But the hardest part will be beating those two teams... One has been watching us defeat other teams and we don't know anything about the other...' Ryuuga thought, raising his head to look at the screen showing the final match between two teams. 'Either one of them will face us... One team is all about gardeners while the other has alot of ninja-like aesthetics... They make their clans so obvious but neither of them shows any weakness... It's true that Spiral Terra has been, as Ryuzaki would put it, having clean sweeps left and right. We didn't lost any or games so far thanks to all of our efforts, but just what can that prove to our opponents? What if they just end up by being away ahead of us?'

Fujiko placed her hands on Ryuuga's shoulders. "I know Hikaru told me to not think ahead too much, but it's obvious that you're the one doing it the most, am I right?"

"R-right..." Ryuuga nodded, letting go of some of the tension his thoughts had created. "S-so far, we've seen t-team after team, all with their own tricks and plans. One t-thing is understanding a team that is new to us, another is u-understanding a team that has been winning all their games s-so far. F-fujiko, we haven't l-lost a single match up to now, our winning record is clean and always going up with each match. That m-made has made us become the center of attention, so other t-teams will try to know more about our playstyle. That's why we are in a bad spot in both finals. On the Group finals, we fight a team that has kept an eye on us; and on the regional finals, we f-fight a team we never heard before. In the end, w-what can we even do?"

"Whatever we can do, we'll have to do it against Team Tricky Dojo." Fujiko explained. "While you were swimming on your words and thoughts, they won against Team Three Tree. They will be our opponents on the Group finals. So far they showed to have a Pale Moon user and a Great Nature user, but I doubt any of them is their team leader. People havent been playing that much attention for their clean streak since they are just a group cosplaying as ninjas. On the other hand, people have been looking at us ever since the first round started. My best guess is that what we should do is start with me and Emon on the front line, and if any of us loses, you'll go to finish the job."

"I-i see... W-what about Hikaru?"

"I'm sure he's fine with sitting this one out. Besides, he said that he wasn't a big fan of being on the really important matches since they give him spotlight he doesn't wants."

"I-i guess... W-we should get going, t-they will be calling our t-team soon..."

Hikaru walked out of the bathroom, his hands behind his head. He stopped for a moment to release a sigh and started making his away back to his team. "These guys are taking this too seriously. They are all about winning and serious stuff, they never stop to have fun! Well, too bad for them I guess, because it's about time Hikashi-sensei shows them how to play the real Vanguard. Just sit down 'cuz I'm finna show 'em the power of having fun."

"I after two hours, sorta, we finally got down to just two teams!" Ryuzaki declared. "I know right? Time flies when you are having fun. It really does. But ladies and gentlemen, let's get to the real shizzle dizmel. We started with sixteen times on this building, and we're reduced to just two, am I lying? But nobody here is here to listen to me do poetry about this teams so let's get right into the stuff. You know, most, of this team. Two of their members are Royalty members from Heiwa. Easy to understand. But their name isn't just any random name. Their name is the name of  a dream! Of the dream belong to the one boy that got this team together! Ladies, gents, a round of applause to the team that has been winning without any flaws so far, Team Spiral Terra!"

As the crowd of people on the watching stands clapped and cheered for Spiral Terra, the four members of the team entered the stage. Fujiko and Emon seemed normal, their faces only showing their determination. For them, there was no time to fool around at this point of the tournament. Behind them, Ryuuga had his face looking down to hide himself from the big amount of people watching. He was already too nervous of being on the group finals but being there with a giant crowd didn't really helped his case. Hikaru, on the other hand, happily walked into the stage with both of arms up. He waved at the crowd as if all f them were cheering for him.

"Thank you, thank you! You all are too nice, you know?" He said, blowing flying kisses towards the multi girls he could see the crowd.

"Look at that guy, being a pimp and all." Ryuzaki said in a sarcastic tone, refering to Hikaru and his way to act. "But my peeps, we aren't done yet. We have another team. A team that is about to do a Naruto run if you cheered them alot. But this isn't any normal team! It's a team that has been cleaning the floor with clean streaks everywhere! Team Tricky Dojo! Just hear that weeabo name!"

From a cloud of smoke on the center of the stage, three people drssed in white ninja robes spawned. The center one was tall and looked to be the most normal one of them all. It's red eyes pierced through the face mask it wore. It was clear that he was the leader of that ninja-styled team. By his right, there was a slim and tall woman with blonde hair coming from it's face mask. And last but not least, the member that caught the most attention from the crowd, a tall man with a big big belly.

"With the two teams now on the final stage of Group A, it's about time we start the final round! Tricky Dojo, send your first member or be silent forever!" Ryuzaki ordered, pointing at the team.

The man with a big belly looked at his teammates and nodded before stepping foward while the other two walked up to a bench on their side of the stage and sat down.

"Looks like Tricky Dojo is gonna start up with the man calling himself Art of Explosive Explosion Explosives! My guy, you got any other name? Because I'm not saying this one all the time."

The man looked up at Ryuzaki. "Expo, please."

"Then Expo it is! Trick Dojo sends her their explosive guy, Expo first! Team Spiral Terra, you know the deal! Send out a member!"

Fujiko nodded at the request and looked at her teammates. "I say Emon goes-"

"Too late!" Hikaru said, running past her and joing Expo on the stage. "Hikaru Hata is here to do what his does best. Spread 'em cheeks of those with big dreams, y'know?"

Fujiko slowly turned her head around to look at Hikaru. "What... What is that... WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING?!"

"Too late for comebacks, Hikaru goes in for the first match! Expo vs Hikaru! Players, please put your decks on the pillar on your side of the field to activate the GIRS System!"

"I gotchu." Hikaru muttered, walking towards the pilalr with a deck in his hand. He placed the deck in the pillar was requested, which activated a screen infront of him. "I'll go with this guy as a starter. How about ya, Expo?"

Expo looking for his starter on the screen and pressed on it. "I have chosen." He said, a holographic board appearing in front of him.

"Coolio, but listen my man, I ain't gonna go easy!"

"Nor will I, Hikaru Hata."

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiight BEGIN!"

"Stand up, my groovy vanguard! I ride the one and only Tap the Hyper! (Grade 0|6000)" Hikaru's vanguard circle expanded light blue.

"Stand up, vanguard! Entertain Messenger! (Grade 0|6000)" Expo's circle expanded dark red.

The Spiral Terra members sitted on the bench stared at Hikaru with a confused looks in their eyes. "E-eh....? HIKARU WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The three asked through may shouts.

"Yeesh, relax my dudes." Hikaru said, waving them off. Then, he winked at them. "You guys are taking this too seriously. Just let me do my thing and show you that Vanguard is all about fun and stuff."

"B-but-"

"No buts, Queenie! Just sit down and watch 'cuz I'm finna make this one come home."

"I-i think I-i g-get it..." Ryuuga said. "W-we have b-been so worried about h-how to battle the other teams a-and we haven't s-stopped to appreciate the games.... I-it's been all 'think this' and 'counter that'. I-it was never 'that game was so much fun', y-you know..?"

"Yeah, he gets what I mean. Now you three just worry about having fun while I steamroll this guy who prolly screams the word 'Tamer' in his sleep. Aight I call dibs on second turn."

"Fine by me. Draw and ride Starting Presenter! (Grade 1|8000) I soulcharge with his skill and draw one card with Messenger's own skill. From hand, I call two Fluster Cadets. (Grade 1|8000) (Grade 1|8000) I rest both of them to soulcharge two. Turn end."

Expo
Hand: 4
Damage: 0
Soul: 4
OXO
OXX

Hikaru
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO

"Aight so meta moves time. Draw and ride Death Army Guy! (Grade 1|9000) Gonna draw one with Hyper and call Rocket Hammerman! (Grade 1|8000) Zombie Army Guy, attack! (9000)"

"No guard on my end."

"Greatio. Drive check! (Asura Kaiser) Oof a grade 3 this early. Minor, it's a good one."

"Damage check. (Nightmare Doll, Alice) No trigger."

"Hammerman goes in to hammer that ass down! (8000)"

"And again. (Nitro Juggler) No trigger."

"Got 'em two nice fat damage! Turn end."

Expo
Hand: 4
Damage: 2
Soul: 4
OXO
OXX

Hikaru
Hand: 6
Damage: 0
XXO
OOO

"It's my turn, draw! I ride Nitro Juggler! (Grade 2|9000) When Juggler is ridden or called from hand, I look at the top two cards of my deck and add one to soul while the other one goes to the bottom of the deck. I'll send this little rabbit, Midnight Bunny! Now, Presenter's skill! When I ride over him, I send a card from my hand to the soul to soulcharge one and then call it to the field." Expo smirked as he looked at his soul. "I soulcharged Amaranth Beast Tamer, which I'm obviously going to call! (Grade 2|9000) I call Fluster Cadet from hand! (Grade 1|8000) Skill of the three Cadets, soulcharge a total of three cards!"

Hikaru tilted his head to the right, closing his eyes. "Prolly meant to use Edgy Regulars but grabbed the wrong deckbox. Unless..." He opened his eyes and looked at Expo. 'Can it be? Is he really using that sacred meme deck? It cannot be!'

"Battle! Nitro Juggler, attack Death Army Guy! (9000)"

"Aight I go ng on that one. Crit me daddy."

"Be careful for what you wish, little boy! (Dynamite Juggler - Critical) Ah ah ah! I give the critical to my Nitro Juggler while Amaranth gains power! (9000>>9000/2) (9000>>19000)"

"Oof, I rubbed the lamp there. (Cup Bowler|Boomerang Thrower) MY GOOD GRADE 2S! GODDAMMIT SACRED MEME DECK!"

"I am not done yet, boy! Amaranth! By sending a Cadet to the soul, I add 3000 power! (19000>>22000)"

"Welp, I'm finna bust out a Red Lightning to guard innit. (23000)"

"That's the end of my turn. I shall end this game quickly next turn!"

Expo
Hand: 3
Damage: 2
Soul: 12
XXO
XXO

Hikaru
Hand: 5
Damage: 2
XXO
OOO

'Fighting one of the sacred memes decks would be an honour, but...' Hikaru grinned. 'I'M USING A SACRED MEME DECK MYSELF!' "Stand and draw! I ride Boomerang Thrower! (Grade 2|9000) Let's jam, my dudes! Rocket goes back, call Jetraizer (Grade 1|7000) and Cup Bowler! (Grade 2|9000) Both of 'em go me me big boys! (7000>>10000) (9000>>14000) Boomerang! (9000)"

"That'll be too weak! No guard!"

"Kek trigger time! (Death Army Guy) What is shielding?"

"(Hades Hypnotist - Draw) Something I won't need thanks to this card! All effects to my vanguard! (19000)"

Hikaru squinted at the simple reply. "Oh for fuck's sake... Bowler, Amaranth! (14000)"

"It can retire! You thought you were going to deal alot of damage to me this turn, but in reality, I turned the tables round!"

"Shaking my head, you didn't made a Dio joke. Turn end."

Expo
Hand: 4
Damage: 4
Soul: 12
OXO
XXO

Hikaru
Hand: 4
Damage: 2
XXX
XOO

"Stand and draw. Oh young Hikaru Hata, you are too weak to beat me. I'm hundred years ahead of you in this game! Your fate shall be decided by my god hand, you small p-"

Hikaru yawned as loud as he could. "Are you done? 'Cuz I gotta do more stuff and stayin' here listenin' to some edgy bullshit an Artilleryman sacred meme dude is gotta say about destiny and years and shizzle dizzle mkmizzle ain't one of 'em tings, y'know? So just hurry your ass up before I steamroll you to death."

"You little insolent child... I SHALL DESTROY YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL! MY BURSTING POWER IGNITES THE PATH TO VICTORY! I RIDE ARTILLERYMAN! (Grade 3|12000) ACCEL! Artilleryman's skill! I move two hand cards into the soul to draw one. I call another Artilleryman! (Grade 3|12000) Same skill again! Draw one! At last, I call Nitro Juggler to the Accel Circle! (Grade 2|9000>>19000) Checking top two and soulcharging one! Cadet's skill! Rest the two and soulcharge two! Juggler, attack! (19000)"

"I ain't gonna take L's today! No guard! (Asura Kaiser)"

"And now, my vanguard Artilleryman will attack your vanguard! You will lose this turn, Hikaru Hata! Artilleryman's skill! Add 3000 for each card in the soul! I have twenty, therefore-"

"You play Edgy Regulars?"

"What? No! Therefore my two Artilleryman gain 60000 power! (12000>>72000) (12000>>72000) A final strike to end this child's play! Blast blast blast blast blast! ULTIMATE MOVE! UNLIMITED ARTILLERYMAN WORKS! (72000)"

"Biiiiiiiiiiitch I don't have time for your crap, the big G Twin Blader nullifies!"

"Nani you used a sentinel? No matter, a critical and you die! Twin drive! (Comicality Chimera|Nightmare Doll, Alice) N-no way..."

"Get cucked by your own moves! Now attack me with that big ass cannon or end your turn!"

"You little... ARTILLERYMAN AGAIN! (72000)"

"No guard! (Wall Boy - Heal) Welp guess I would live either way, minor now. (19000)"

"I... End my turn..." Expo looked back at his teammates. 'I'm so sorry, Despair...'

Expo
Hand: 2
Damage: 4
Soul: 20
xXXO
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Hikaru
Hand: 2
Damage: 3
XXX
XOO

"Hey Expo?"

"What is it?"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Finral."

"Finral who?"

"Finral Turn without the R in Finral! Stand and draw! Can't be assed to bust out a chant, so I'll just ride Asura Kaiser! (Grade 3|12000) Leggo Accel to victory baby! Leggo foward, Jetraizer (Grade 1|70000) and Maximum Raizer! (Grade 3|12000) Can't forget the me me big boys! (7000>>13000) (70000>>10000) Bitch this is my stand! Maximum Raizer, leggo my dude! 'Cuz he is an independent Apple machine, he goes me me very big boy! (22000>>32000)"

"I don't guard! Damage check! (Midnight Bunny) No trigger, but not to worry, the game is not over yet!"

"Bitch yes it is! Cup Bowler with the not so big boy Jetraizer! (14000>>24000)"

"Damage check! (Artilleryman) Not yet!"

"Get ready 'cuz 'em cheeks are gonna be spread wide! Asura Kaiser, ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! (12000)"

"I DON'T NEED TO GUARD THAT! NO GUARD!"

"DORARARARARARARA! (Battledore Fighter|Red Lightning - Critical) GET CRITTED BITCH! ALL TO ASURA THE GODDAMM KAISER! (12000>>22000/2)"

"DAMAGE CHECK! (Amaranth Beast Tamer) I lost..." Expo released a deep sigh, turning his back to Hikaru and starting to make his way back to his teammates.

"Oh yeah, sugar daddy Hikaru scored a big one to the team!" Hikaru said about himself. Taking a step back to grab his deck, he turned to his teammates with a big thumbs up as he made his way towards them. "Told ya I would kill it."

"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR AT LEAST DO IT WITH A DECENT DECK!" The three teammates screamed back at Hikaru.

"Hai, hai, we still won, m'kay?" Hikaru yawned, returning his deck to his pocket and sitting down on the bench. "So, who we gonna send to fight next?"

"Well, I was thinking and considering that this is Tricky Dojo's last chance to stay on the regionals, I'd say they will send out their-" Before Fujiko could ended her explanation, a voice spoke from the stage.

"Him." Was all that the voice said.

The three members of Spiral Terra turned around to the source of the voice, only to find the supposed leader of Team Tricky Dojo pointing directly at Ryuuga.

"M-me...?"

(Ending)

Expo: Here's the explosive preview!

On the next chapter:

#15: Goodbye, Old me

"Be my opponent for what may be my team's final battle. I would be honoured if you fought me."

"Oi oi, it's Ryuzaki, not Ryuzani! Emphasys on the K goddammit!"

"Watch as your freedom turns into strings conducted by the evil eye! Pinnacle of darkness, come forth! Covert Demonic Dragon, Mandala Lord!"

"M-me..? I-i'm you, but worse... B-but it's good that you h-here now..! I-i can f-finally leave, a-and hopefully I-i won't have t-to return!"

"We're not done fighting yet! We will keep fighting over and over again! Not just for our individual dreams, but for all of us! Surpass every single limitation that is in your way! GENERAL SEIFRIED, PERSONA RIDE!"

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MINI TERRA: "Explosion"

Ryuzaki: What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

Expo: EXPLOSION!

Ryuzaki: What is the most important meal of the day?

Expo: EXPLOSION!

Ryuzaki: What-

Hikaru: What do say when you and your girl are finna doing it?

Expo: EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE!

Hikaru: Basically a discount Kacchan. Now we can throw him in with our discount DEKU TEMEE!

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Hikaru: Fuck yeah I slayed a sacred meme deck. Praised be my royal booty!

Ryuzaki: Praised be the meme af QnA awaiting us after #15. Also I'm sad that I wasn't alot on this chapter *cries*

Hikaru: But you were commenting unless... *gasp intensifies* 

Ryuzaki: Do the thing, we aren't invading this one because this chapter is already too big.

Ladies and gents, thank you for reading, don't be a ghost reader, vote and comment if you enjoyed and I'll see you later. Bye bye!