Spiral Soul Round-Up: War Against the Incompete Arcana
Ryuuga: Hi. We did one of this so we have to do it again.
Gin: Ah, hello there, dear reader. This thrilling arc has come to an end, so it is time for us to go through miscellaneous things such as soundtracks, the highly questionable deck choices of the Arcana and some useless character trivia that the author makes up to spot. I am your dear Za Warudo Gin Fuchigami, here to host this arc's Spiral Soul Round-Up. Why are we having a second?
Ryuuga: Because we did it once.
Gin: So kick back, get a drink and a snack of your preference and enjoy the segment.
Ryuuga: But not an yakisoba bun like a certain degenerate.
Gin: Said degenerate cirippled your Royalty and made you come to New York, I'm the winner here.
Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Sould Soundtrack Vol. 2
1) MAYDAY by coldrain
2) Game Over by DATS
3) Black Catcher by Vickeblanka
4) The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild: All Blight Ganons Themes Combined
5) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST Sorairo Days FULL VERSION
6) Cometh The Hour [Complete Suite] by Shiro SAGISU - BLEACH: The Hell Verse OST. (TH & English Lyrics)
7) [Bleach] Asian Kung-Fu Generation - After Dark (Fulll lyrics)
8) BRADIO-Back To The Funk(OFFICIAL VIDEO)
9) Dr. Stone Opening Full『BURNOUT SYNDROMES - Good Morning World!』
10) I'm A Human - Dr. Stone
11) Overdrive
12) Black Clover OP Full「Haruka Mirai」by Kankaku Piero
13) Black Clover Opening 6 Full『Rakugaki Page』by Kankaku Piero | Lyrics
14) Fire Force(Enen no Shouboutai)Op 1
15) Megalo Box Theme Song - MEGALOBOX by mabanua / メガロボクス Main OST
16) SSSS.GRIDMAN Full Opening「UNION」by OxT
17) Ore wo Suki nano wa Omae dake ka yo OP Full「Papapa」by Shuka Saito
Ryuuga: Oh god, am I going to be betrayed by Shuka Saito too?
Kaido: What- Why does the cringeman have my future wife's theme??
Iris: Why does the biggest loser of the arc have my mom's theme??
Masato: Mayuri has Sorairo Days too??
Mayuri: Man fuck you.
Ryuuga: Fellas stfu, I'm listening to Spiral Soul Soundtrack vol. 2.
Gin: That joke was already made last segment.
Ryuuga: I know but we need filler. Next up on our list are the very questionable decks used by the Arcana because they couldn't play normal decks for once in their life while everyone on the other side except Joe and Ichigo played good decks.
Ichigo: I played Claret, he's good???
Ryuuga: Bingo.
Gin: Hi, bad LJ player Gin here. Have you ever wanted to play Brandt in the year 2048? I hope not because I don't recommend it and please don't do it if you have any self respect. Step one, run Brandt. Step two, run Brandt Ringer. Step three, run Letaluk in this deck and not in Messiahs, you stupid fuck. From there on, pray for the opponent to sack itself to death and call it a day. And if that doesn't work, pull a Gin and just slug them in the face with thirty pounds of beef, a.k.a your arm. Remember, to play Brandt, hit the gym first. This deck is an easy A because it counters the greatest wincon in Vanguard: sacking yellows.
Fujiko: Hi, I'm The Moon, I play Magus, ha ha funny title that can be associated to a deck but instead plays another thing. Please make Susanoo good and don't play Magus in 2048.
Alan: I play all the good new cards to flex on the inferior assholes. Blaster Dark in RP? I got it. Order card? I got it. Blaster support from the Altmile set? Man do I got that. 30K Sentinels? I got 'em all. Oh wait, Messanic still sucks, don't play this C- crap.
Hinata: This deck will get you love, I know it because it happened to me. If I didn't run Ergodiel, this deck would be good, but mecha angels are for nerds. Easy C+.
Alan: Yeehaw, if you ain't playing twelve crits then please play another deck, this is the only way Arboros will get close to win you games.
Arcand: Oui oui Spikes bad.
Karim: Hi. I play Deletors. They're still bad. Good evening.
Joshu: My deck is unironically the best one in the entire Arcana and it's Astral Poets out of all things. This is the power I got from learning Emon-san's ways.
Iris: Play Riviere.
Rose: Play Riviere.
Mayuri: If you aren't running Emblem Master in Dantarian, then please scoop.
Ryuuga: The conclusion is that all of their decks were either tier 2 or lower and highly questionable but don't let that make you ignore the fact that Abbacchio and Masato still lost to fucking Messianic and Brandt in 2048.
Abbacchio: Agachabro time is over.
Masato: This wasn't very wholesome 101.
Gin: But you know what's wholesome? A bunch of character trivia about our characters. Oh yeah, the adults aren't included because ok boomer.
Ryuzaki: My one chance to get screentime is gone. Just another day in the life of Ryuzaki Mikazuchi.
Gin: Here's a list of some dandy character facts about your favourite cast members of Spiral Soul.
Character Trivia:
-Without including the adults of the cast, the three best cooks of Spiral Soul are, in order from best to third best, Sakate, Homura and Taira. On the other hand, the three worst ones, counting from the absolute worst to the third less worse, are Hisano, Abbacchio and Strelzia.
-Mikitaka's cooking skills are like a coin flip. It can either go well or go terrible.
-Joshu's favourite dishes are those made by Mikitaka, no matter how good or bad they are.
-Homura is the most organized character, and in an absolute opposite to that, her sister Kanao is so messy that she sees her own room as a wasteland where when one thing gets lsot, it's lost forever.
-Due to skipping sex ed. classes throughout her middle school years for the sake of playing Vanguard and then joining Fukushima University's Vanguard course instead of doing normal high school, Homura has very limited knowledge on the matter.
-Gin's prefered song to listen to during his work out routines is Onegai Muscle.
-Despite her fierce character and his shounen MC character, neither Homura nor Ryuuga are big fans of shounen. Ryuuga prefers light hearted comedy series, with Konosuba being his favourite, while Homura is more into the romcom series, with The Quintessential Quintuplets being a personal favourite of hers.
-Fujiko sees she being into Gin as proof of she finally obtaining a good taste in men. Fs for Ryuuga.
-Tomoko is the Yamazaki High Student Council President.
-Tenma has no role within the Yamazaki High Student Council.
-Homura and Izuru, Ryuuga's younger brother, share the same favourite animal, that being the panda.
-Izuru's favourite food are beans while his least favourites are any type of dish with too many flavours. The simpler, the better.
-Kaido's least favourite show is Re:Zero, but his favourite anime protagonist is Subaru because he chose a girl who's name started with 'Em'.
-Hisano prefers series that are related to wars and doesn't care if it's anime or not. However, she prefers Youjo Senki over all others since she relates to one of the characters, who also happens to be voiced by one of her favourite voice actors.
-Hisano is also a fan of the horror genre and sometimes says things that make Kaminari and the Hagiwara Royalty, except Renji, scared.
-Hisano turned Kaminari into a Saori Hayami fan like her.
-Ryuuga is a man of thighs.
-Renji isn't picky when it comes to the ladies, but if he could choose a girl who repeats a certain word too much like him, then he'd go for it.
-Despite being one of the smartest characters in the series, Kaido doesn't know the meaning of the word 'discombobulate' and will change the conversion if he's ever asked what it means.
-Kaido also can't speak french and his french vocabulary is limited to the basic 'oui', 'baguette' and words that sound like english words.
-Akira and Bruno learned how to play guitar from Emon.
-Kaminari gained interest in sword fighting after seeing Emon's katana.
-Masato is smart enough to build small robots, such as vacuum cleaners who sing the USSR Anthem when cleaning. However, he also tends to make stuff explode and zap himself when building things.
-Masato has a large collection of tasers.
-Ryuuga has a very normie taste in waifus but secretly likes harsh tsunderes who have wife skills.
-Under her tough exterior, Homura is easily scared by scary things. The idea of playing a horror game using VR goggles terrifies all her being.
-Homura isn't very keen on skirts, but likes wearing long skirts, some with openings on the right.
-Neither Homura or Kanao can walk with heels.
-Ryuuga hardly believes that Maverick has a daughter since he never saw her.
-Ryuuga's first crush was the orange haired girl he met six years ago.
-Homura's first crush was the red haired boy she met six years ago.
-Despite not being a superstitious person, Ryuuga agrees that benches are omens of bad luck after seeing a classmate being rejected on one in middle school.
-The only show Ryuuga and Fujiko watched as a couple was Domestic Girlfriend. They didn't finish it because of Ryuuga's schedule.
-Renji's favourite series is Sword Art Online due to it being so bad that it's good.
-Ryuuga watched Interspecies Reviewers at school whenever he took a break from paperwork. The recommendation came from Hikaru.
Ryuuga: Why do I have a normie taste?
Gin: Is your waifu Asuna?
Ryuuga: N-no.
Hi guys, Shida here. Thank you for reading this arc's Spiral Soul Round-Up, hope you're premium enough for the next arc. I'll see you later, bye bye!
Kanao: What's the best Nakano quintuplets?
Homura: :sweating:
Ryuuga: Why not all?
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