Q n A #3
Ryuzaki: *playing sad music over Fujiko's monologue* Everyone knows that there's a certain Takanori out there who had a crush on his mon saying "Boo-fucking-ooh, my mom's was bigger" and that certain Takanori got his shit handed to him by everyone in one volume.
Kaido: He has daddy issues.
Ryuzaki: Oh look, my son Kaido is here! And why? Because it's QnA day! And my guests are my own Kaido and my favourite student Ryuuga, because he isn't a virgin loser with daddy issues!
Ryuuga: *raises arms* An absolute victory!
Audience: *claps*
Maxios: HEY THAT'S OFFENSIVE, IT'S MY NEPHEW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Kaido: And I crippled him and his class, you're welcome.
Maxios: I-
Kaido: You're the reason why people shouldn't skip leg day.
Maxios: ....
Ryuuga: *stis down* Holy shit dude, you killed him!
Kaido: Always do. *sits down*
Ryuzaki: *sits down* Today's QnA is brought to you by normal questions. Kids, get ready for the upmost interviews of your life. And if you can roast Fox, do it.
Ryuuga: Deal.
Kaido: He has writing Z World issues.
Ryuzaki: That's my son. Anyway, let's get this show on the road!
Q) To Ryuuga- I'm about to interview you. The following questions are for you, and you only. You may phone a friend once during this entire interview if you feel like you cannot answer anything.
Ryuuga: My body is ready but my soul will most likely be crushed in this bandwagon.
Ryuzaki: That's the point.
Q) Before we begin, any words?
Ryuuga: Have mercy, I'm just a King trying to do everything whilst not dying from overworking.
Ryuzaki: Replace King with person and you get msot of our country's population.
Q) What do you think of Hagiwara's King, Taira Ansei?
Ryuuga: Taira can be very loud at times- All of said times- But despite all of that, I respect him. He's giving his best to fix his school's name, even though they hate him with all they got.
Hagiwara Students: FACTS!
Ryuuga: Overall, I respect him.
Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PROTAG! NOW LET'S GO SLAY ANOTHER ONE! *jumps onto Kaido's back*
Kaido: You fuckin-
Taira: IM GONNA PUT THE HURT ON YUUTO TAKANORI, THE DAMN PROTAAAAAAAAAAAAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kaido: I only heard hurt and Yuuto, that's enough for me. *runs carriying Taira on his back*
Q) What do you think of Fukushima's Queen, Homura Saki?
Ryuuga: *blinking guy meme* I- *get gunned down with canned soup*
Q) What do you think of Yamazaki's King, Tenma Onibitenbu?
Ryuuga: The guy has the better reason to be fighting, he has the good philosophy and the personality. Basically everything Taira said about him on #15 I agree with, this guy can win the event. But I wont allow him because Im the story's protagonist. That's a reason good enough for Taira and Fubuki to agree with.
Tenma: Welcome to the true man's world, playboy.
Q) What is your dream Royalty?
Ryuuga: This is an easy one. Me and my boys.
Emon: Represent.
Hikaru: Spread 'em cheeks!
Joe: You know Yuri?
Abbacchio: All doors must be broken until I become a better mangaka.
Ryuzaki: Who'd be the Queen then?
Ryuuga: *blinking guy meme* Let's move on.
Q) Do you miss Hikaru?
Ryuuga: Every moment of my life.
Hikaru: I miss you too, bro. I truly do. *sniff*
Q) How are you planning on fixing your relationship with Fujiko?
Ryuuga: *blinking guy meme* Look to my left. You'll see a house made of air that I destroyed and then fixed. This is my relationship with Fujiko. In another words: I'm not planning on fixing it. Single life is good man, the world gained new colours. *looks through the following questions* Maybe Kin will finally give me her number, I'm not related to Rukia and am fine with lolis so her parents are gonna love.
Kaido: *returns* What about her weird thread of siblings?
Ryuuga: That's a question for another day.
Q) What do you think of the new Spike Brothers support? Do you regret changing clans?
Ryuuga: I think it's good, even though the Accel metagame that exist currently. As for whether or not I regret changing clans, I don't. Shida finally gave me Akatsuki Hanzo so I'm a happy guy.
Q) Who do you value more, Fujiko or Joe?
Ryuuga: *grabs a book* This is the Brocode. It's first law is the following: Brothers before others. Or in vulgar language, bros before hoes.
Joe: *lifts arms* I'm better than Fujiko.
Ryuuga: I came out of that relantionship as a happy new man.
Q) Why don't you choose to give the title of King to someone else?
Ryuuga: Because I secretly like the title, I just hate the part of me working my ass off for Heiwa.
Q) What will you do to Ryuzaki if he gets a big stadium near the docks?
Ryuuga: Seeing as he already did, all I can do is accept it. And hey, I'm hyped for the Tokyo's Finest so I like the idea of doing it all in RIVS.
Q) Can you beat Kaido at your current level?
Ryuuga: Huh........ Give me a sec- *calls Ryuzaki* Skip me this question.
Ryuzaki: Done.
Kaido: Even dead I'm the hero.
Q) If you had to date a girl other than Fujiko, who would it be? And why?
Ryuuga: Now that's a hard question, no pun intended. I guess I'd go with Mina, she's a busty blonde with glasses, that's the ideal combo.
Q) Who's the better bro, Gin or Hikaru? (Sorry Joe)
Ryuuga: I'm sorry Gin but the answer is Hikaru.
Hikaru: Mah man.
Gin: It's fine. I have a bro in another place. Comrade Xvsky, let us enjoy the unition of the proletarians. *plays the Soviet Union anthem*
Q) What do you think of Ryuzaki's new student, Yuuto?
Ryuuga: You're getting lynched and I'll still kick your ass even though you play a meta deck.
Q) Should Ichigo and Aijou hook back up as a couple again?
Ryuuga: For Ichigo's sake, no. For Aijou's sake, also no.
Aijou: B-but-
Ryuuga: You bought a body pillow of a naked Mordred saying Scrub, you obviously didn't let go of this relationship yet so it's healthier for you to never get into it again.
Aijou: WHAT LOGIC IS THAT-
Ryuuga: Welcome to Spiral Soul, playboy.
Q) Tell us your plans on how you'll beat the other Royalty in Tokyo's Finest?
Ryuuga: The same way I won every important fight in Spiral Terra, a grand speehc about determiantion and how Vanguard changed my life, a shitload of Haruka Mirai with a metric fuckton of plot armor.
Q) Will you establish the Go Home Club?
Ryuuga: Once I'm done with the Tokyo's Finest.
Q) Who's the next most normal protagonist besides you?
Ryuuga: Raijin to some degree. Yuuto's family situation beats his.
Raijin: I see this as an absolute win.
Ryuuga: I'd also say Akari but Re:Isekai and msot of Shadows happen. It's a good thing Papa OwOs only existed in her mind.
Q) Who's the next best protagonist's love interest besides Fujiko?
Ryuuga: Payic since she's nice. I can't say Rukia because Ju would kill me, I can't say Mai because the FBI would come for me, I cant say Chiharu because Yozora being a fucking prick would come for me, Raijin never got anyone, Akari... Got Backlion? That's homo. Backlion got... Akari? She turns into a hydra. And Yukina? She's the one W Yuuto has on his long list of Ls.
Ryuzaki: He called out every love interested in this universe.
Payic: Thank you, Ryuuga. At least someone sees how nice I am.
Abbacchio: I see it too.
Joe: To quote Africa no Salaryman
Abbacchio: You are a dead man.
Joe: You are one of my kind, you're a milf hunter! Do not deny your fate!
Abbacchio: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Joe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ryuuga: Moving on.
Q) Who's the next best protagonist's best friend/bro besides Hikaru/Joe?
Ruuga: Gin. Enough said.
Gin: *Soviet Union anthem intensifies*
Q) If you could meet any of the old cast, who would it be, and why?
Ryuuga: Have I ever told you about that time I burned alot of money on Shika Akia merch? No? Good. I burned alot of money on Shika Akia merch so I want to meet him so that he can sign it all and I can sell it off for profit, welcome to capitalism.
Q) Which moment of your life do you cringe on the most?
Ryuuga: Every stutter that happened in and before #15 of Spiral Terra.
Q) Have you lost your virginity?
Ryuuga: Bold to assume I had the time or the healthy relationship to do it. Who do I look like, Kaido or Hikaru?
Q) Jamyocongo appears in Generation's OP. Will you lynch the person who uses it?
Ryuuga: I'll lynch Yuuto one way or another. And hey, I got Akatsuki Hanzo so it's all good.
Q) Will you stare at Homura's tits again one day?
Ryuuga:
Ryuuga: I- *gets gunned down my canned soup*
Ryuzaki: And that concludes Ryuuga's part of the interview. Let's move on to my (literally) boy, Kaido-kun!
Q) To Kaido-I'm about to interview you. The following questions are for you, and you only. You may phone a friend once during this entire interview if you feel like you cannot answer anything.
Kaido: My flex is ready.
Q) Before we begin, any words?
Kaido: Bring it on. You have writing Z World issues.
Q) Congratulations on your debut in Generations. Did you enjoy your time there?
Kaido: Look at every scene where Yuuto disrespects me on my own yacht and you'll find out.
Q) What do you think of the protagonist, Yuuto?
Kaido: Doing to him what Stalin did to his enemies would be mercy, the cunt disrespected me on my yacht.
Q) Point out all the mistakes Fox made during your fight vs Yuuto.
Kaido: For starters, the starter. It's Captain Nightkid, CAPTAIN NIGHTKID! Not Guiding Zombie, Captain Nightkid! Also, no Scaredick! If I wanted to scare with a dick, I'd pull my pants down but that's for Emma's eyes only. Sorry losers. Speaking of losers, did I ever mentioned he was a virgin loser with daddy issues? Because he is. Oh, ams the biggest oof of them all.
Kaido: CALLING GREED SHADE AND NOT USING IT'S SKILL ONLY FOR IT TO GET BOUND NEXT TURN
Q) What do you think of E Class?
Kaido: Hey Mitsuba. *flexes his high rarity cards* Fuck you and your class.
Sakate: He doesn't mean it, we like all of you in Yuu-kun's class!
Q) How do you feel that your father is a sex education teacher at GEN Academy?
Kaido: Sit down, kiddos, it's story time. *sits by a fireplace* It all started in the first day of my first year in GEN. My dad was my sex ed teacher and he used me and Emma to explain how babies are made. Somehow me and her started dating the very next day.
Emma: It all started when I fixed his yacht.
Kaido: My precious mechanic.
Ryuuga: Stop flexing.
Kaido: Never.
Q) What do you think of GEN Academy's King, Kishou?
Kaido: He is not my King and if I ever see myself calling a GEN Royalty member by their title or with a "-sama" or "-senpai" attached to their name, I'm sueing Fox's ass with all my being. I'm next gen Rick, bitch!
Q) What do you do in your spare time?
Kaido: Bully Yuuto, flex, learn how to cook and travel the world to search for the ultimate ring so that one day I can give it to Emma.
Sakate: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED!
Kaido: SAKATE, SHE'S THE ONE, I'M GONNA MARRY HER AND THAT'S THAT!
Q) What's the most embarrassing moment in your life?
Kaido: Scroll up for the story about my dad and my first day in GEN.
Q) Have you and Emma had yacht sex yet?
Kaido: I have done lasagna using wagyu beef. that's all you need to know.
Q) Will you ever acknowledge Yuuto as your rival one day?
Kaido: Hopefully not but Yuuto becoming my rival is one of the things guiding Generations so it's bound to happen. I may not accept him as a person, but I'll treat him like shit a tad less. That's progress.
Q) To Ryuzaki-
If you had to ram another truck into someone, who would it be? And why?
Ryuzaki: Yukina. You don't have to know why, I defense Yuuto x Suzune. He'll show her isn't a virgin loser, if you know what I mean.
Kaido: *calls the FBI*
Ryuzaki: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-
Q) To Inu-
You lost hard to Ryuuga. How does it feel that not even daddy Blademaster in standard can save your relevancy?
Inu: Hey, at least I'm not Ira and that is a win in my eyes.
Taira: Who's Ira?
Raijin: You don't need to know.
Q) To Gin-
Tell me that rules are rules.
Gin: Ryuuga, watermelon me!
Ryuuga: *shoves Gin's head in a watermelon* KAGAKU NO ME!
Gin: *strikes a pose* RURU WA RURU!
Q) To Tenma-
John says hi.
Tenma: This is a man that understands what the superior unit is. Dailiner is the perfect unit, the ultimate unit, the god unit. It beats whatever a Gyze is because it is a train and Gyze has a loli for a heart.
Hikaru: We all have a loli inside us somehow.
Tenma: So to this brillian man I say, I speak, I scream! My heart and soul exclaims proudly! Hello to you too, John Grassfields!
Tomoko: He only needed over a year to say my name right :^)
Tenma: That's because trains are the ture master race and this comrade knows it.
Thank you for reading volume 3 and I hope you'll stick around for volume 4. Yeah, there won't be in any covers in this QnA so that volume 4, a.k.a the last volume of the current arc (Tokyo's Finest arc), won't get spoiled. Im aware titles will spoil it a bit but covers also spoil so I'm keeping covers outside this QnA. It is what it is, call me a boomer if you want.
My name is Shida, thank you for reading and I will see you later. Bye bye!
Hikaru: LET'S GO CHAMP!
Akira: KICK ME HOMURA!
Tomoko: Remember my name, Tenma TvT
Gin: Fellow user of a weeb clan for the win!
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