Super Affection

(Instrumental)

The opening starts with a bunch of student council paperwork flying by, revealing the words "A Narrator-kun Production".

Kimi to (hai)

Izuru does the dance of the opening.

Issho ga ichiban (iei)

Next up is Tate and Izuru dancing.

Suki yotte motto gyutto ne

Now you got Ban joining the boys, and dancing to fufill all of your fantasies.

Kimi wo (hai)

Now it's just Yasuke dancing.

Atarashii basho e to (iei)

Then Nakano joins in, and tries to half-assedly copy Yasuke's moves.

Hippattecchau

Now Junpei is with the Shinjuku Tech guys, and doesn't seem to be having fun with this dance number.

Ruranra! okurenai de ne

Now you got the six dudes dancing. Nakano just hangs in there before Yasuke accidently knocks him down, Junpei and Tate just keep glaring at each other, and Ban and Izuru seem to be the only ones enjoying this.

(Instrumental)

Now you got the whole casting dancing, with Ryuzaki and Maverick dancing on top of a giant Ryuzaki statue in the background.

The title of the first chapter, "Heiwa/Grand Carnival" also shows up.

Tondeke sugoi na
Dare ga?
Watashitachi desu yo!

Back to the opening, Izuru, Aimi and Yumi are in the student council office, and something seems to be trying to open the door. They try to hide, but sadly for their overworked asses, Ban and Nobuhiko walk in with a few piles of paperwork. The based Whiskman shall now be called Nobu to make someone's life easier.

Senbiki wa nai no iyahho~ tanoshii utage

Next up you got Junpei holding the Geartlinger from Kikai Sentai Znekaiger, followed by Chika with the Demons Driver from Kamen Rider Revice around her waist, followed by Airi, who really doesn't want to be there. Midway through the verse, Junpei and Chika begin butting heads over which franchise is the better one again. Airi still looks like she'd rather be doing anything else.

Zettai owaranai mahou kakete
Dokidoki no zanyasai

Then you got Yasuke, chilling on the gang's room in Shinjuku Tech, sending superchats to various V-Tubers in a short spam of time. From Kson to Ironmouse to the entire third gen of Hololive in less than five minutes. At the right end of the part, his sister kicks the room's door down, holding some papers with her credit card's movement history. Nakano and Ibuki are in the corner and pay for Yasuke to pass on to the next world in peace.

Asonde asonde bakari ga ii na
Desho?
Yappari yappari sou desho?

Next you got Nobu and Rio talking over lunch, with Ban and Yumi spying on them from behind a random plant. As they laugh during their convo, Ban gets more and more pissed, ending with him trying to tackle Nobu and with him with some disrespect, but Yumi somehow holds him back.

Omatsuri yoisho de nakayoshi (nakayoshi)

Back at Izuru and Ibuki's place, Izuru is waving some glowsticks in front of a poster he got from a modeling gig Ibuki got recently, and Ibuki tries to hit him with a frying pan out of embarassment.

Kimi e no yoisho wa jizentai (afekushon)

At Risei's cafe, Risei is talking to Endo as he looks over the club budget for the next year. Sumireko and Yu are also there, chatting over a cup of tea. As Endo looks through more and more papers, he ends up tossing them in the air and yelling in fustration.

Odekake no junjo wa

Now you got Ryuzaki, standing in front of a white board that has ''My Campaign to be the Sickest President in Japan'' written on it. He's yelling his great ideas at Maverick and Inu, who just stare blankly at him.

SUICCHI haitte HAI ni natte kanryou da!
Amai DERIKASHII de

At the Dark Zone temple, Mayuri and Joe finish setting up some cardboard cutouts of the Steam Maiden cards to promote the new Gear Chronicle set. Secrets of Forever was released January 2053. This set introduced the Steam Maidens, a series of units that can superior call other units by binding themselves.

Ryuuga tries to hug the Elul cutout, but Homura shows up behind him, visibily not happy at her husband. She snaps her fingers, causing Dragonic Vanquisher to make lightning rain down on Ryuuga and toast his ass alongside the cutouts.

Honnori sappari assari pittari koishichau

Now you just got so random clips of stuff to happen in the first chapter. It starts with Ibuki sliding into Izuru's classroom, Ban and Nobu inside a sauna, Endo contemplating his poor life choices, Junpei and Chika stuffed inside a locker, and finally, Tate announcing to the world that polygamy is the way.

Kimi to (hai)

Back to the dancing. It starts with Ibuki and Yumi dancing.

Issho ga ichiban (iei)

Now you got Aimi and Minami joining them.

Suki yotte motto gyutto ne

And finally, you got Chika and Rio joining them.

Kimi wo (hai)

Now you got Yukiko, Kasumi, Sumireko and Yu dancing.

Atarashii basho e to (iei)

And now you got Homura, Emma, Mayumi and Aijou, because I'm running out of female characters.

Hippattecchau ruranra!

Now you got all the girls dancing.

Shite?

A random clip of Ban drowning in a sea of tiny whisks, while crying as he thinks about Nobu doing his sister.

Honto (hai) isshoni itai na (iei)
Hama saretakunainda mon

Random clip of the bald legend Shin looking at his SP Dungarees as the sun begins to rise from the Shinjuku Tech council office and gives their foiling an extra beauty. The sun also starts reflecting on his bald head, blinding Masao as he walks in.

Kimi ni (hai) himitsu no basho de wa (iei)
Harikicchau yo
Ruranra? ruranra! da yo

And finally, you got laughs coming from behind the closed doors of a closet. Piles of scripts for the various chapters of Volume 2 start to pile up in front of it, and when the first script for Volume 3 shows up, Narrator-kun's hand reaches from inside the closet and yoinks it in.

(Instrumental)

Back to the whole cast dancing, and the title of the first chapter appearing a second time.