Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship

Kazuma: I bet is Chrono again

Chrono: Why always me? Maybe it's Shion

Me: Ahem. Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Taiyou: Me and Verno-san? Wait why people ship us? I mean I mean... She's beautiful but...

Chrono:  (annoyed) I wont ship this!

Kazuma: Hmm... I'm okay, but it's a bit strange

Shion: (calls FBI)

Tokoha: Oh my they're so cute!

Me: I don't ship this... No no no. Well, see ya next time. Stay tuned for more! ^^