Me: Hello. Today we got new ship

Chrono: Who is it?

Taiyou: I'm curious too

Me: Ahem... Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Kazuma: Me and rich boy... Oh... Nice

Shion: Why people ship me with Kazuma? I don't get it...

Taiyou: I ship them!

Chrono: If they're happy, I'll support them

Tokoha: Omg they're so cute!!

Me: I don't ship them so much, but oh well. See ya soon ^^