Me: Hai hai. Today we got new ship

Shion: I wonder who is it?

Kazuma: I'm curious too

Me: Ahem... Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Chrono: Wait what? Why people ship me with that kid/old man?! Oh my god! He really tried to seduce me... But still...

Kazuma: Nope...

Taiyou: (annoyed)

Shion: (calls FBI)

Tokoha: I don't ship them! This is not right!

Me: Well I don't ship them too. That's all for today. Stay tuned for more ^^