Me: Hello hello. Today we got new ship.

Tokoha: I wonder who?

Chrono: I bet is Kazuma

Kazuma: Ehh.. Maybe

Me: Ahem... Today's ship is...

Tadaa

Chrono: Wait? Me and Luna? Oh... I never knew people ship us...

Kazuma: I wont ship this

Taiyou: Me too!

Shion: I think they're cute together. I ship them.

Tokoha: No no! Chrono is savage!

Chrono: Who are you calling savage?

Tokoha: You of course!

Shion: Guys, don't fight... (sighs)

Kazuma: Ahem.. Well that was for today. Stay tuned!

Me: Those are my words! >.<