Fox: Yo we back bruddas

Yza: I feel like this will be worse than the last...

Fox: Let's say these dares... are an extreme edition.

Yza: Okay, this cannot end well at all

Fox: Let's get on this meme train!

Q) To Yza-
Did any of them give you a good Yaoi moment when you were imprisoned?

Yza: For extreme, this one ain't that bad. For Yaoi, if you mean butt rape, no, since Max wasn't involved

Max: ...

Q) To Inu-
Dogs, or dolphins? :3

Inu: Neither, Dragons!

Q) To Ayaza-
You gonna kill Ayato like how Ryu killed Kyle?

Ayaza: I can't, since I'm uh... on his side.

Ayato: He works for me now bitch

Q) To Ryuzaki & Rukia-
Become the Devilish character of a Magical Girl anime

Ryuzaki: *turns into a monster* Huh, this could be worse. *breaths fire*

Rukia: *turns into a criminal* Well, time to go destroy some houses

Q) To Payic & Yza-
Cleanse them with your MAHOU SHOUJOU CHIKARA NO AI and give them a kiss.

Payic: A what now?

Yza: Wyvon!

Wyvon: Yeah?

Yza: Translate please

Wyvon: Magical Girl Power of Love

Yza: Pffft, so that's what they mean. I still haven't seen a Magical Girl show yet

Payic: Follow my lead! Are you all ready to cringe?

Yza: Oh shit, no, I'm out

Payic: *drags Yza back* Repeat after me!

Yza: ...this is some sick joke... Ayato, Rukia, got another space to murder censored?

Ayato: Be my guest

Rukia: Eh sure *starts smashing windows with baseball bat*

Ryuzaki: *being a scary-cute monster*

Payic: Magical power of love and justice, shine as bright as the stars to give peace to this world! *in mind* Wow, I didn't know I had this in me!

Yza: M-magical power of love and justice, shine as bright as the stars to give peace to this world? *in mind* Magical bullshit of Ai and Kurakuya, I want death now-

Payic: Banish the evil from their hearts, and fill them with the power of my love!

Yza: Banish something from their hearts, and fill Rukia with something else!

Payic: Do it properly *whacks Yza*

Yza: Cri, banish the evil from their hearts, and fill them with the power of my love....

Fox: KISS THEM

Yza: *kisses Rukia*

Payic: *kisses Ryuzaki*

Rukia & Ryuzaki: *revert to normal*

Rukia: Aww, my bat's gone...

Ryuzaki: Rip fire powers, fun while it lasted

Q) To Yza-
Answer these questions. For each question you get right, you'll get a picture of one of the female characters of your choice being naked or in a swimsuit. But for each question you get wrong, you'll get hit in the balls with Rukia's Mango Punisher.
These are your questions!
1) Where does the word "Assassin" originate from?
2) Who is the one known as "Old Man of the Mountain"?
3) What is the connection between the two questions above?
4) Luna is X years old and a year younger than her sister, Hera. If the total sum of their age when multiplied is 30, what is Luna's age?
5) Who is the man known as Blasteed stated in the lore of most of the Blaster units?
6) After Majesty Lord Blaster killed Phantom Blaster Overlord, his soul was split into two. What happened to those two souls?
7) Who is man that led the Shimabara Rebellion?
8) What is the name of Musashi Miyamoto's sword style?
9) Name me all of the Grandmasters of the Shadow Paladin clan.
10) Who is the largest Normal Unit in Vanguard?
11) Other than Soul Saver Dragon, who was the other dragon in Arc Saver Dragon's art?
12) Name the three known Sacred Beast Armors and its users.
13) What did Link Joker do that caused a paradox resulting in Phantom Blaster Dragon's survival?
14) What is the connection between Alfred and Ezzell?
15) Name me the three Blaster cards which isn't in any of the three Paladin clans.
16) Name the card with the most abilities and (currently) the highest based power out of all grade 3 and lower units in Vanguard.
17) Name me the first unit that can Superior Ride.
18) After BT01 what set did Nubatama finally get support?
19) Name me the set where Ride Chains were first release and the Ride Chains in that set.
20) What does the B/H/W of a woman's measurement mean?

Yza: *spits out diet coke* ...I... I.. Nani?

Rukia: *has mango punisher in her hands* Well, get answering.

Yza: *deep breath* Someone told me to start thinking. So, question 1 is... Assassin... Obviously, it's from the word "ass", a great part of the female body!

Rukia: *facepalm* Wanna have another go or are you locking it in?

Yza: Locking it in.

Rukia: Wrong, it comes from al-Ḥashāshīn and Hashâshīn.

Yza: WHAT?! *gets hit in the balls* MY LEFT TESTICLE HOLY SHIT-

Rukia: Next question~!

Yza: Uhh... I know this one! Hassan-i-Sabbah

Rukia: ...how did you know that one?!

Yza: I'm interested in history. :^)

Rukia: Well, which girl...?

Yza: You, obviously. I WANT THE LEWDEST ONE!

Fox: *hands over a very lewd pic of Rukia*

Yza: *nosebleed* Thank you Miss Lanns for making me give a damn about history!!

Rukia: Now... Question 3!

Yza: Oh, Hassan-i-Sabbah was the founder of the order known as Assassins.

Rukia: Correct... which girl...?

Yza: I think it's obvious. ANOTHER LEWD OF RUKIA!

Fox: *hands it over*

Yza: *nosebleed intensifies*

Rukia: Okay, question 4...

Yza: Oh shit, maths... Uh, Luna is.......... 5?

Rukia: ...correct...

Yza: You know the drill

Fox: *hands him another picture*

Rukia: ...next question...

Yza: Oh, vanguard lore... Blasteed huh... Uh, Blaster Blade?

Rukia: Incorrect, it's The Dark Dictator!

Yza: Wait, whose he- *gets in the balls* OWOWOWOWOW, THAT HURT MORE THAN LAST TIME WHAT THE HELL-

Rukia: Payback for getting those pictures! *eyebrow twitch*

Yza: Note to self, choose another girl....

Rukia: Question 6~!

Yza: ...yeah no just hit me in the balls.

Rukia: Answer was one soul combined with a dying knight which took form as Mordred Phantom/Draguler Phantom while the other gained a new form as Gust Blaster Dragon. *slams Yza in the balls*

Yza: JESUS FUCK WHY MY PENIS-

Rukia: Question 7 now.

Yza: Shimabara Rebellion? Pfft, like, Amakusa Shiro Tokisada.

Rukia: Correct! Now, choose a girl *winks*

Yza: *shivers* I'll take one picture of Mai for Ju....

Fox: *hands picture*

Rukia: Good choice. Next question!

Yza: Uhh... can I call Zeon?

Rukia: Nope.

Yza: Fuck it, something something niten art style 100

Rukia: *facepalm* Niten Ichi-ryū is the answer.

Yza: Crap... *gets hit in the balls* OWWWIEEEEE!

Rukia: Question 9.

Yza: Easy, Phantom Blaster, Mordred, BDD and Claret Revolt.

Rukia: Choose a picture!

Yza: ...give me Mai... *takes a picture* Wow, she has breasts? Damn...

Rukia: I doubt you'll answer this correct...

Yza: Like... Marron?

Rukia: Wrong! It's Arc Saver and Nouvelle!

Yza: *gets hit in the balls* Ah- HOLY FUCK WHY- if I manage to still be able to produce children... I'll become Christian...

Rukia: Next question!

Yza: *looks at Arc Saver* Oh... Ting Saver Dragon.

Rukia: Ting?

Yza: British slang.

Fox: He's... technically correct!

Yza: ...You know, since I'll probably have a bruised dick after this, I'll just take Rukia.

Fox: Variety is the spice of life though. *gives picture*

Rukia: Next question...

Yza: ...hit me in the balls.

Rukia: Answer is Garmore, Ezel and Spectral, with the armours being Silver Wolf, Red Lion and Black Horse respectively. *slams his dick*

Yza: ARRRRRRRRRGH-You know what... I can't even do question 13... again...

Rukia: Answer is that Link Joker kidnapped Blaster Blade which lead to Phantom Blaster Dragon being defeated by Alfred and saved by Blaster Dark by binding their souls together. *hits him again* How you holding up?

Yza: ...I think my balls are split... wide open... For this question... Ezzell is Alfred's Daddy.

Rukia: Correct! Even though it's super innuendos...

Yza: Wow, really? I was just joking around... I'll take a Rukia pic!

Rukia: Next one...

Yza: Blaster Joker, Blaster Mameshiba and Blaster Kerokero!

Rukia: Wow, you answered that quick.

Yza: *takes Rukia pic* Next one is Exculpate the Blaster, and after that it's Yaksha.

Rukia: Correct, correct! I'm surprised...!

Yza: *takes another two Rukia pics* Nubatama? Uhh... BT15?

Rukia: Wrong, BT13. *hits Yza in the balls*

Yza: OUCH- next one is uh... BT02 and the ride chains are Galahad and Tsukuyomi?

Rukia: ...dear lord, how many lewds have you gotten?

Yza: This marks my 11th one.

Rukia: Last question!

Yza: Oh... this one is free! Bust-Hip-Waist! *gets another pic*

Rukia: *puts down her mango punisher* Class is dismissed! Test results- 12/20!

Yza: *not paying attention* I'm so gonna beat my meat to these pics later... *looks at the Rukia pictures*

Rukia: I question my life...

Q) To Yza-
Sing a song and ask if it's good or bad. For each BAD you get, a perverted item in your collection will be burnt to ash. If you get at least one good, your son won't do any dares of this caliber

Yza: Wait, son? With who?

Fox: Uhh, I cannot tell you but you will have a son.

Yza: OH SHIT SO EVEN AFTER THAT BEATING TO THE NUTS I'LL STILL MANAGE TO HAVE A KID! YES BABY YES

Fox: Mhm, crazy I know

Yza: I'd think I would name the baby Yuuto if it was a boy, and Rei, if it was a girl.

Fox: Yeah yeah, just start singing to people

Yza: Well, I'm saying goodbye to a lot of things today... Hey Ayaza!

Ayaza: Yeah?

Yza: Is my singing good or bad? *starts to sing out of pitch*

Ayaza: ...it's bad, straight up

Yza: SHIT!

Ayaza: I can smell smoke... is someone having barbecue?

Fox: *casually burning Yza's collection*

Shika: YOU'LL BURN THE SET DOWN, STOP!

Fox: Who cares, this is the last Q n A, we won't need it ever again

Shika: I'm sad now...

Yza: Hey Shika, is my singing good or bad? *starts singing out of pitch again*

Shika: Better than I can sing *starts singing*

Zak: *from the corner* MY EARS! YOU TWO, STOP!

Yza: Zak! Is my singing goo-

Zak: IT IS TERRIBLE! GET SOME SINGING LESSONS THEN TALK TO ME!

Yza: Shaddap bug boy

Zak: I played Megacolony before it was popular, so suck it

Yza: A lot of people did

Zak: Ehh not really.

Yza: Wait Shika! My singing good or bad?

Shika: Ehhh good in the way it's funny

Yza: HAHA I GOT A GOOD! MY SON IS SAFE BABY

Q) To Ryuzaki-
As an apology for *that* dare. You must take Payic out and confess to her in the most amazing way possible, so that she will remember it to her last breath

Ryuzaki: *sips water* You know, I should've just confessed in the hospital. But the most amazing way, huh? Hmm... *grabs Payic* We're going to Cray!

Payic: How?

Ryuzaki: *points at portal opened last chapter* Portal to Cray.

Payic: NO! THAT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS!

Ryuzaki: Crap, back to the drawing... wait, why does it need to be amazing? Why can't I just do it now before the world will go to shit? Payic!

Payic: Yeah?

Ryuzaki: I LOVE YOU!! Will you be my girlfriend?! *blushing slightly*

Payic: *blushing madly* Finally... *smiles* I've been waiting for those words forever, Ryuzu. Of course I will!

Ryuzaki: *grins* Thank you! *hugs Payic and kisses her*

Ryu: CONGRATS YOU TWO ARE A COUPLE!

Kurakuya: *blows streamers*

Ryuzaki: GAH! WHEN DID YOU TWO GET HERE?!

Payic: *narrows her eyes and whacks both of them* Did you know it rude to stalk others...?

Ryu: Shit, she's pissed, Kurakuya, run! *runs*

Kurakuya: I saw what you two did last night *runs away*

Ryuzaki: *spits out coffee*

Payic: *eye twitch* ...

Q) To all characters-
Make a concert or sing a song. If not, then the following will happen:
> The female characters will be naked and every piece of clothing will disappear and pictures of them being naked/in a swimsuit will be added to a pervert's collection
> The male characters will have to watch every episode of Boku no Pico 5 Times
> The ghost characters will have visions of their deaths and/or their loved ones being killed in the most brutal way possible
Oh, and if Yza was to change into a girl, then she will have pictures of her being naked or in a swimsuit added to a perverts collection, and have visions of her loved ones being killed in the most brutal way possible

All characters: CONCERT?!

Yza: So... I guess we need to somehow figure some shit out.

Ayaza: Form bands, and have a group of us be the heads of the concert? Like, working some stuffs out. Behind the scene, etc

Ai: That's the perfect job for the Student Council.

Yumi: Yaaaay~! Let's do this guys!

Ghost Kyle: You guys are a bit too excited...

Yumi: planning is our speciality! Give us some time, while you guys get into bands! It's time to rock out!

Fox: We'll have this before the one-shot!

Q) To Fox-
Change Yza's gender. I want to see how much you've improved but it must be done after the dares involving Yza being a male

Yza: *turns into a female* ...STOP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!

Ayaza: *bursts into laughter* I CANT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AS A GIRL XDD

Yza: S-Shut up!

Backlion: You're more cute as a girl though~

Yza: Your words mean nothing! Hmph..

Q) To Yza-
Do you like being a girl or boy more?

Yza: GUY GUY GUY! Sure, being a girl means you can fondle your tits all day, BUT BEING A GIRL IS HARD MODE FOR LIFE! WHY WOULD YOU WANT BLOOD ESCAPING DOWN THERE EVERY MONTH? I DON'T GET IT! Plus having a penis is easier to deal with

Q) To Male Yza-
Do you think the female version of you is (ignore the fact this is technically you) any appealing to you?

Male Yza: Well, as a female, I'm a raven haired beauty, so yeah, some guys out there enjoy that type of girl.

Ryu: Which dere archetype tho?

Yza: I'd be perverted chick.

Ryu: So a I-want-dick-dere...

Yza: That exists?

Q) To Ryu-
If Yza was a girl, who would you ship her with?

Ryu: That's a tough decision... Who would she synergise with well?

Fox: A pervert.

Ryu: ... *looks at Ignus*

Ignus: Female Yza isn't thicc enough

Ryu: ... *looks at Max*

Max: I'll just rape her

Inu: YOU GAVE INTO THE MEME, FINALLY

Ryu: *looks around with a really hard thinking face* I KNOW! SHIKA!

Shika: *crunches on cereal* wat?

Ryu: YOU X FEMALE YZA!

Shika: *chokes* NO

Ryu: SHIZA!

Yza: ...I swear, Ryu...

Q) To Rukia-
Which version of Yza do you like better? Female, or Male? Then, kiss the version you like most into submission!

Rukia: *spits out milk* Kiss into submission?! Well, I like male more, so...

Yza: *turns back into male* THANK YOU FOR TURNING ME BACK RUKIA

Rukia: No problem! *kisses him on the lips and pushes him down on the floor* This good enough? *looks around*

Yza: Yeah, I think I'm in submission...

Ryu: *snaps some pics*

Q) To all the characters-
Watch the video of Yza having sex with Rukia, Male Rukia having sex with Female Yza, and the three gay sex 5 times without blinking.

All characters: *collective sigh*

Zak: *sets up the movies*

Riku: *sets up screens*

Inu: Selling eye drops and eye bleach here! Only ¥500!

Yza: I can't believe this is happening...

Backlion: Same...

Ghost Izo, Sanda and Kaiko: *laughing their asses off*

Zeon: I don't want to watch...

Ghost Shouri: *starts to film*

Wyvon: Damn, this is too much... even for me

Ryu: *filming it all*

Shika: *eating popcorn and watching* Oh hey, I filmed this

Rukia: *holds her head down*

Mai: *chokes on her popcorn and leaves*

Ryuzaki: Jesus fuck, this is worse than the Two Girl One Cup rendition Rukia and Payic did

Maxios: *clapping* I'm proud of you bro. *sheds a single tear*

Maverick: I'm strangely enjoying this.

Fox: *sips cola* Ah, the sweet sound of forced love-making.

Rino: This is just giving me bad memories... *looks at Max*

Max: ...don't look at me, I feel as awkward as the next guy watching this

Ayaza: Dear Lord, what even is this....

Ghost Aya: Oh my... this is quite... unexpected "^^

Neko: So, who in here is a police officer? Yza needs to go to jail and a mental asylum

Kurakuya: I watched this in the shadows

Ayato: Oh yeah, this happened

Ignus: PFFFFFF

Atsuko: This is disgusting....

Ava: We have to watch this 5 times?!

Dax: *sips on water* Man, I just feel bad for Yza. His dick size is shown to the world now

Sakura: I feel like throwing up....

Rachel: Could be worse. Me and- Oh wait... Why am I admitting this...?

Ghost Hiyori: ... *uses magic to get herself out of this*

Ghost Kyle: GODDAMN

Aqua: Who made us do this?!

Yumi: Wow, this video quality is great! Props to the person who filmed this!

Ai: Stop finding the good in this crazy shit

Asakawa: ....I wish I was dead now...

Hinami: *quietly screaming*

Serena: Oh yeah, you're a fujoshi

Kazue: I'm confused, why are we watching this?

Kane: *has his eyes covered*

Tai: *has his eyes covered*

Rikishi: *covering their eyes* THEIR ELEVEN, WHY ARE THEY INCLUDED?!

Akane: *asleep*

Ayo: Ahaha, no clue... but this is just... really bad...

Nhis: I've seen a lot of things in my life, but this is just brutal!

Kirikou: I don't think I care enough...

Kotaro: I feel brave for watching this for some reason...

Trio: *throwing up in a bucket*

Tari: Ewwwww!

Helles: What in the- Am I allowed to punch this fucking screen down? No? Ugh...

Yuri: HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Darien: Oi, Nakuru, get me some eye bleach from Iku

Nakuru: Yeah sure *gets up*

Q) To all the characters-
In a scale from 1-10 how dark is KRX350 to you?

Nakuru: 10

Darien: 4

Kazue: 5

Yza: 10

Riku: 1, you're more insane

Zak: 8

Ghost Aya: 10

Ryu: 3

Shika: 6

Maverick: 1

Ayato: 0

Zeon: Hmm, 7

Ayaza: 8...

Helles: I want to punch this little shit, 5

Kirikou: 2

Akane: *asleep*

Yuri: 1

Ayo: 10

Mai: 1000

Backlion: 10

Ghost Sanda: 9

Hinami: 3

Rachel: 5

Maxios: 10

Tari: 10

Kurakuya: 1

Wyvon: 7

Kane: Ehh, didn't see

Tai: Pfft, I guess 2?

Nhis: 10

Rino: 10

Ai: 7

Inu: 9

Neko: 10

Ghost Shouri: 6

Max: 10

Ryuzaki: 10, 10, 10

Rukia: 5

Ava: 10 for sure

Atsuko: Agreed

Serena: Let's go with 9!

Ghost Kaiko: 10

Yumi: 1!

Rikishi: 10 for sure...

Trio: Erm, TEN!

Sakura: 10...

Ghost Izo: 4

Asakawa: This is easy...10

Kotaro: 6

Ghost Hiyori: Yea, 6

Ghost Kyle: Six to keep the trend going

Aqua: Ehh, 6

Dax: Fuck you guys, I'm saying 10 (ha! Broke the trend!)

Fox: Yumi, it's concert time!

Yumi: OH YAAAAAY~! Okay, okay! So, the bands we have in store are! Shika and the Rugby Rockets!

Shika, Yza & Rukia: *waving hands*

Yumi: Quartet Comedy Group!

Ryuzaki, Payic, Maverick and Inu: *waves hands*

Yumi: The Gear-Gear-Gear!

Rino & Wyvon: Hi

Yumi: Noragami!

Ayato, Ayaza and Ghost Aya: Sup (bitches)

Yumi: Team Scrapped!

Ghost Shouri, Rikishi, Akane, Ayo, Yuri, Helles, Darien & Nakuru: *waves*

Yumi: Swordbois!

Zeon, Zak & Ghost Kyle: *waves hands*

Ghost Kyle: How did I get dragged into this band...

Yumi: Rejects!

Kurakuya, Nhis, Ignus, Sakura, Aqua, Max, Neko: *waving*

Yumi: Double Trouble!

Tai & Kane: *childish screams intensifies*

Ava & Atsuko: Somehow we ended up with them...

Yumi: Incest isn't Wincest!

Mai & Dax: *gives a thumbs up*

Yumi: Ghost Opera!

Ghost Sanda, Ghost Izo, Ghost Kaiko: *waving*

Yumi: Life Support!

Maxios & Rachel: SUP

Yumi: Kyoto Vibes!

Ghost Hiyori, Ryu, Trio, Tari & Kotaro: *waving*

Yumi: Kaiko Fanclub!...?

Kazue: *screaming*

Ghost Kaiko: *throws up uncontrollably*

Yumi: I am NOT a Furry!

Fox: SUP IM JOINING THIS SHIT

Yumi: And last but not least, the Student Council!

Yumi, Ai, Asakawa, Kirikou, Hinami, Serena & Backlion: *waving intensifies*

Yumi: Now, let's get this concert on the road!

*everyone is now at an outdoor music stadium*

Shika: HELLO TOKYO! MY NAME IS SHIKA FROM SHIKA AND THE RUGBY ROCKETS! I HOPE OUR OPENING SONG IS GOOD! *sits down in a chair and takes out a guitar*

Yza & Rukia: *stand on either side of him*

Shika: *starts playing the guitar* Shibidiboopbapda! Shibidiboopbapda! *singing out of tune*

Yza: *awkwardly dancing*

Rukia: *wanders around rethinking if she should've joined this group*

Crowd: GET OFF STAGE!

Ryuzaki: The names Ryuzaki from the Comedy Quartet. Payic, hit the guitar. Maverick, get the drums, and Ifu, you the sax.

Inu: It's Inu...

Ryuzaki: Same thing. *everyone starts to play instruments and Ryuzaki is singing a Nirvana song*

Crowd: *swaying arms*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Rino: Hi, this is The Gear-Gear-Gear. Enjoy! *starts singing a Hiroyuki Sawano song*

Wyvon: *doing cool special effects in the background*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Ayato: *cosplaying Yato* Hope you like Noragami *picks up microphone and starts to sing Bring Me The Horizon*

Ayaza: *as Yukine* *sweatdrops* I thought we would sing Unravel or Goya wa Machiwase or something....

Ghost Aya: *as Hiyori* Meh, who cares ^_^

Fox: Cut to next song!

Helles: *intense rock screaming while other members moves to the side*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Zeon: *singing a traditional Japanese song*

Zak: *in mind* Why couldn't we just do a normal song...

Ghost Kyle: *becomes invisible in shame*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Kurakuya: You see,

Nhis: Everyone in Rejects,

Ignus: Is a massive failure!

Sakura: Which is why we've banded together,

Aqua: To make ourselves useful!

Max: And our song is called,

Neko: Kill yourself.

Kurakuya, Nhis, Ignus, Sakura, Aqua, Max & Neko: *all singing in sync* Kill yourself! It'll only take a minute! You'll be glad that you did it, so, kill yourself! Yes, it'll be painless, get some rope and snap your neck in, it'll be a minute~

Fox: Cut to next song!

Tai & Kane: *singing a song that makes fun out of weeaboos*

Ava & Atsuko: *cardfighting backstage*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Dax: *using a sound effects pad*

Mai: *remixing it like a DJ*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Ghost Izo & Ghost Kaiko: Look we can't sing... so, Sanda... its all up to you.

Crowd: Eh? Whose on stage?

Ghost Sanda: *in mind* This is my chance to escape! *pushes Maxios on the stage while he's in a wheelchair*

Maxios: *waves*

Rachel: *goes on stage* He can't speak, so this is the best we can do.... *shows Maxios singing in the shower*

Crowd: *bursts into laughter*

Fox: Cut to next song!

Ryu: *starts singing somewhat decently* IMA WITH THE WIND! KOKORO TO RINKU SHITE!!

Fox: Okay, okay, that's Yu-Gi-Oh!, remember where you are right now... next song!

Kazue: *starts to sing about how amazing Kaiko is and uh... all the stuff she'd do to anyone who'd try to touch him*

Ghost Kaiko: *on the ground out cold, throw up all around him* ...

Crowd: .........

Fox: *removes Kazue from the stage* Now, it's my turn! Yuruseba, susu merushi! Urami wa, tachitomurasu... *sings Itteki no Eikyou*

Yumi: And cut to our song!

Yumi: So. We had a vote on what we should sing. And we reached the decision to sing this.

Backlion & Asakawa: *starts clapping their hands and clicking their tongues to the beat*

Hinami & Serena: *playing the beat*

Ai: *death metal screaming* GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Yumi & Kirikou: *looking like gangsters in the background*

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Crowd: ...*cracking smiles at the meme*

Kirikou: Spend ten racks on a new chain, my bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains!

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Kirikou: Spend ten racks on a new chain, my bitch love do cocaine, ooh,
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah, I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Yumi: My lean cost more than your rent, ooh, your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh, me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me, fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs, fuck your airline, fuck your company

Kirikou: Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes, I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet, now Lil Ai fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!", Lil Ai still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech, fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Kirikou: Spend ten racks on a new chain, my bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains!

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Kirikou: Spend ten racks on a new chain, my bitch love do cocaine, ooh,
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah, I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye

Ai: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG Lil Ai, yeah, Lil Ai, ooh.

Crowd: *clapping and laughing very hard*

Yumi: This could've been Its Everyday Bro or All Star. Just sayin'. Thank you everyone who came! We love you all!

Q) To Fox-
Make a one-shot about Ayaza and Aya confessing to each other and kissing. Kei then sees it, gets mad but Ayaza then challenges him to a Shokugeki where the theme is Curry and Sweet. And if Ayaza wins, Kei must accept the fact that Ayaza and Aya are dating no matter what but if Ayaza loses, he cannot date Aya and must stay away from her by 20 metres. Oh, Ayaza, you can't cheat or bribe.

Fox: Oh, Ayaza x Aya stuff. Aight then. Let's do this.

"Yo, Ayaza!" Yza ran after him as they left the black school gates. The spring wind blew gently in the sky, and the cherry blossoms were in full bloom. Ayaza grinned at Yza, putting his hand on his forehead to block the bright light.
"Yza! Hey man." Ayaza waved with his free hand.
"You gonna do it?" Yza grinned cheekily as the two started to walk home.
"..." Ayaza went dark red and undid his blue tie. "That depends..."
"You could go full romantic and ask her out in summer." Yza replied, shoving his cold hands into his hoodie pockets.
"Nah... that's another 3 or 4 months I'd have to suffer with these feelings..." Ayaza undone his top button.
"Ehh... that's not that bad?"
"That's horrible..." Ayaza said grimly. "It's getting hard to keep myself under control around her..."
"Psh, I knew it! You were a pervert all this time!"
"Not in that way, idiot..." Ayaza kicked him on the shin. "As in keeping myself from asking her out in a sudden fashion..."
"Bah, just do it now." Yza stopped at a vending machine. "Call her up and ask her to meet here and confess."
"In the middle of this busy city...? That's such a lame ass way to ask her out..." Ayaza sighed as he leaned against the wall, waiting for Yza to get his drink.
"Hmm.. melon soda looks good today." He pressed a few buttons and took his drink. Opening the bottle, he started to drink the contents. "Well," He burped and covered his mouth. "Go ask her somewhere like... uh, the park?"
"Park? Nah... generic levels one hundred."
"Train station?"
"No..."
"Cardfight!"
"Nah."
"Then you're by yourself, cuz I have no clue."
"How did you and Rukia hook up?" Ayaza and Yza kept walking.
"Something something we were together in a hotel room and we just got together."
"You know that I asked for you two to be in a room together before you guys came..." Ayaza snickered.
"Oh... uh, thanks? I guess I gotta help." Yza picked at his scar.
"Hmm.." Ayaza hummed. "...Ice Skating?"
"Oh?"
"...that was such a lame suggestion, I'm sorry."
"No no, go on! That didn't sound too bad."
"No, forget it. I can't ice skate and I doubt she'd accept."
"Just ask her out casually man... like, ask her if you want to hang out, and just you know, do some friend stuff then drop the bomb at the end. E-z. Alternatively, ask Ryu-"
"We aren't asking the murderer." Ayaza glared at him.
"Fine..."
"Thanks for the suggestions man... but this was a failure." Ayaza looked at Yza with disappointment.
"Ah, it'll be okay. The chance will come where you can ask her out."
"...yea. Just gotta hope for it."

In bed, Ayaza was on his phone, messaging some friends. He scrolled down and stopped and stared at Aya's contact. "..."
He clicked on it, and then started to type on it. "Hey Aya.... would you... want to... hang out.. on Saturday?" He spoke his message. He groaned and removed it, putting his arm over his eyes. "Why am I such a loser... Maybe I should just talk to her when she wants to talk to me-" A notification sound relieved itself, and Ayaza checked it out. It was from Aya. "...weird..." He opened the message. "Why does she want to talk to me this hour?" He read it. "Hey Ayaza... Can you meet with me tomorrow outside Card Capital?" Ayaza started to type. "Sure." He sent back. "Great!" A new message appeared.

The next day, Ayaza loitered around the front doors of the building.
"When will she be here...? Don't tell me I've been hung up."
"Ayaza!" Aya ran down the streets excitedly. "Hey!"
"Oh.. hey!" Ayaza grinned and waved back at her.
"Nice to see you again!" She laughed.
"You too! So, why'd you get me out here?" Ayaza looked at her.
"Well, I just kinda wanted to have a game or two today." She showed her deck.
"..." Ayaza nodded. "Just ask her out casually man.." Yza's words ran through his mind. "Wait... before we go in." Ayaza grabbed her wrist and swallowed hard.
"What is it?"
"Aya, I like you more than a friend. Will you go out with me?!" Ayaza shouted in a fit of bravery and courage. He could feel his face burn hot.
"Ayaza..." Aya blinked in surprise, her face coloured pink. "Yes. I will go out with you." She closed her eyes and kissed him on the lips.
"...!" Ayaza was thrown off by this, and eventually set himself back on the right track, kissing her too.

"Whoop whoop, they're a couple!" Kurakuya said to himself as he blew some streamers.
"Ayaza..." Kei growled and emerged from the shadows. "You're gonna pay for that..." He stepped forward into the sunlight, exposing himself now.
"Woah, drama." Kurakuya took out a box of chow mein and started to eat it.
"Aya!" Kei bellowed.
"...Ah, Kei?" Aya pulled away from Ayaza and faced her brother. "I didn't know you were here!"
"...crap..." Ayaza held his head low. "This sucks..."
"What're you doing?! This jackass," Kei pointed a finger at Ayaza. "Isn't any fit for you!"
"But Kei, I like Ayaza.. you can't force me to not date him."
"I'm doing this for you... Ayaza isn't... you know..."
"I'm not what?" Ayaza looked at Kei. "Not good enough for your sister?"
"Yeah... that.." Kei replied.
"I understand if you're trying to protect me, but, Ayaza hasn't done anything wrong... please, just let me-"
"I can't let you be taken by such a lame person! What's his redeeming qualities?! I don't get how you could like him!"
"I'm right here you know." Ayaza grumbled.
"Actually.... Ayaza, I challenge you to a Shokugeki!"
"...Shokugeki?" Ayaza blinked, then took out "Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Cray's Collapse Volume 21" from his bag. "I swear we're in a vanguard fanfic though..."
"No matter! Do you accept?"
Ayaza sighed. "Only if I know the conditions!"
"Well then. The theme, curry and sweet. If I win, you cannot date my younger sister and have to stay 20 metres away from her!"
"And if I win, you gotta accept the fact I'm dating her, no matter what. Is that good enough for if I win?"
"Fine by me. We'll do it here, in front of Card Capital!" Kei declared.
"2 weeks sound good?"
"Sounds perfect. We'll also need judges..."
"I'll get them." Aya announced. "You two can prepare."
"Thanks, Aya..." Ayaza grinned. He slammed his fists together. "In three weeks. I'll crush you."
"Same to you..." Kei smirked at him.

"Rino." Ayaza phoned his friend. "I'm gonna need a cooking course crash test about desserts."

"I'll make my very own... special curry..." Kei smirked. "Ayaza won't know what'll hit him!"

Three weeks had passed in a flash. Ayaza was learning all he could from Rino, and Kei was preparing his dish in secret. A crowd of people had gathered in front of the store, and the three judges, Ayato, Yumi and Rino sat at a table.
"Everyone, welcome to the Shokugeki Show-down between Ayaza Ganki and Kei Shinju!" Ai announced in a tuxedo. "This long awaited match will be decided by our three judges. Chefs, you have 2 and a half hours! Begin!"
Ayaza pulled out a white tray and put all the ingredients on it. There were gelatine sheets, milk bottles, sugar, yogurt, cream, red food colouring and a jar filled with... salt? Kei on the other hand was throwing spices into a food processor and making it into a paste. The scent of garlic, chillies, ginger and lemon grass filled the air and overpowered Ayaza's more mild smells of cream and milk.
"So, Kei's making a curry huh...." Yumi watched intently.
"What is that jar of salt? Is he gonna pour that over him when he loses?" Ayato stared at Ayaza's jar.
Ayaza was cutting gelatine sheets into strips, and put them into a bowl, before adding hot water to them and mixing it. Once he was done, he pulled out a saucepan and turned on the heat. He poured in the milk and added some sugar. He kept mixing it. Meanwhile, Kei was adding his seasoned chicken pieces to the pan, and stirring it around with his curry paste. He added lime leaves, a cinnamon stick, star anise, coconut milk, stock, sugar and soy and fish sauces, then turned down the heat to a gentle simmer. The air was now exploding with the curry smell.
"My tummy is hungry~!!" Yumi complained.
"This is why I ate beforehand." Rino laughed.
Kei was now preparing to cook some rice and looked at the snail-pacing Ayaza.
"It's been nearly an hour... do you think you'll make it?"
"Of course I will. My future is on the line of this cooking battle." Ayaza took a fine mesh sieve and poured his yogurt-cream-milk mixture through it into another bowl. He then transferred the bowl into an ice bath, and grinned sneakily. "Well, I'll be done soon enough."
"What are you making?"
"Pudding."
"I see... so you decided to go the opposite end." Kei turned back to stirring his food. "No matter. Because I'll win!"
Thirty minutes passed. Ayaza was pouring his pudding into six cups and putting them into the fridge to set it.
"More waiting..."
"Mine is nearly done...." Kei continued to stir.
"...crap..." Ayaza grit his teeth. "Ai! How much more time?"
"Just under an hour remains."
"Hurry up setting...." Ayaza hoped.

Another thirty minutes passed. Kei was starting to plate up. Ayaza was still cooking.
"You judges ready to taste a good curry?" Kei presented a bowl of it to each judge. "Dig in!"
"This is still hot..." Ayato used his spoon to try the food.
"I'VE BEEN STARVING FOR TWO HOURS THANK YOU!" Yumi started to shovel food into her mouth while Rino blew on it before tasting.
"Ah... this is Malaysian curry, right?" Rino looked at Kei. "I can taste coconut milk."
"Wow... what a strong sense of taste. Yep! That is correct!"
"DIS ISH GWEAT!" Yumi shouted with her mouth-filled with food.
"...spicy..." Ayato commented.
"Ayaza needs to somehow top this?! It's so tasty! He can't possibly do it..." Yumi said, feeling bad for him.
"Who knows... Ayaza could pull something crazy out of nowhere..." Rino ate the food.
"I want him to lose, but I have to judge fairly." Ayato said professionally.
Rino grinned. "All these spices... are delicious. The chicken is so tender... it melts in your mouth! It also pairs great with this rice!"
"FOODGASM!" Ayato bellowed as he fell to the floor.
"This curry is making me really hot..." Yumi panted as she took off her shirt. The majority of the male portion of the crowd started to whistle. Ai facepalmed and and shook his head in shame.
"YUMI PUT BACK ON YOUR SHIRT!"
"But Ai... this curry..."
"THIS IS PUBLIC INDECENCY!"
Rino sweatdropped and laughed in an awkward manner.
"Give me another thirty minutes!" Ayaza shouted suddenly as he put the puddings into the fridge again.
"Ayaza~~!" Yumi whined like a child.
"Uhh, yea Pres?" Ayaza sweatdropped as he looked at her.
"Give me your milk!" Yumi pointed at the milk bottles.
Ayato snickered. "I'm so gonna take that out of context..."
"Here." Ayaza gave her the remains of the bottle. Yumi took it and drank the liquid quickly, sparing no time to drain it empty.
"Aha!" Yumi breathed a sigh of relief. "Finally... the burning is gone..." She smiled.

Twenty-five minutes passed.
"Ayaza, time is ticking down! Only 5 minutes remain!" Ai announced,
"It won't matter," Ayaza grinned as a hazy ice smoke surrounded him. "I've won." He walked over to the three judges and slammed a tray of three puddings down in the centre of the table. Ayaza gave one to each judge, and took off his towel around his arm. "Enjoy!"
"So pwetty!" Yumi stared at the food, dazzled by it's colour of vanilla white and strawberry pink.
"It smells... sweet." Rino picked up his dessert spoon and pushed it in. "Jelly?"
"Hey... what's flower petals doing in mine?" Ayato looked at his spoonful.
"That's no flower petal... it's cherry blossoms!" Rino shouted in shock.
"Eh?! Are they edible?!" Yumi demanded an answer from him.
"Yep. It's Salt Picked Cherry Blossoms. Hand made!" Ayaza smirked.
"So that's what the salt jar was for..." Rino nodded his head. "I'm impressed...!"
"It's just pudding..." Ayato took a spoonful. ".........!!"
"So silky!" Yumi exclaimed. "I love the cherry flavour in the jelly!"
"How'd you make the blossoms?" Rino raised a brow. "Their flavour is so delicious yet the texture is so delicate..."
"Took some cherry blossoms from the back of my yard. Since they were in season, I thought I'd use it to my advantage! I washed and dried young buds, and covered them with salt. Then I put a weight on top and then the next day I discarded the brine. Afterwards I put the blossoms into ume plum vinegar and let the, sit in there for about 3 days. Then I let them dry for 3 days in shade, and voila!"
"Man this would go perfectly after a spicy hot curry!" Yumi cheered. "This is amazing Ayaza!"
"Okay, so... do you have seconds...?" Ayato said embarrassed as he looked down at his empty pot.
"The milk base is great. I'm so proud of you!" Rino grinned at Ayaza.
"Ayato... just because you're my clone." Ayaza put another one down in front of him.
"Thank you." He decided to shovel the food into his mouth like an animal.
"Well there we have it! It's time for the judges to vote!" Ai exclaimed.

"..." Rino looked at both contestants.
"My vote goes to... Ayaza! Cuz that was a damn good pudding!" Yumi exclaimed as she pointed at him.
"If I'm judging on food. Kei wins easily. His cooking skills are more apparent." Rino spoke up. "However. I do appreciate the effort Ayaza put in his meal. It didn't taste as good as Kei's but he obviously tried."
"So it's one to one... Ayato! You will make or break this Shokugeki!"
"Man, I could ruin someone I don't like life, or I could be honest." Ayato sighed. "But since I need to be professional... Ayaza wins because he made me want to eat his twice."

"..." Ayaza was speechless. He looked around as the crowd clapped and cheered. Kei dropped to his knees in defeat.
"...how?!"
"...it's easy, really." Ayaza kneeled down to Kei's level. "My resolve was stronger." He grinned.
"But Aya... Damn it..."
"It'll be alright, Kei." Aya replied to him, smiling brightly. "I love Ayaza. He won't do anything wrong to me..."
"Yeah... I guess... but I still don't like him!"
"Too bad." Ayaza put his arm around Aya's shoulder. "Cuz you'll be seeing a lot more of me from now on!"

Fox: The End!

Ayaza: Wow, I won?!

Fox: Yeah! Congrats buddy!

Ayaza: Finally... I can be with Aya!

Fox: Only for the one-shot universe. In Cray's Collapse, you're working with Ayato.

Ayaza: ...thanks for reminding me.

Speaking of Cray's Collapse, THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS premiere soon!

Upcoming Chapters:

Turn 81: Penultimate

"Backlion! I challenge you to a Cardfight!"

Turn 82: Final Turn!!

"This is to go beyond... and save Earth and Cray! UNLEASHING THE ALWAYS EVOLVING GENERATION ZONE!!"

I hope you'll enjoy the finale of the book as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Anyways, that, my friends, was the LAST Q N A EVER! I hope you enjoyed the ride!~

That's all,

Fox out!