This is a work of fiction. Places events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead however, is entirely probable. Said characters may or may not be borrowed from real life counterparts, but I swear they have been given a life of their own within these pages that should in no way be seen as a reflection of their true selves. Most of them have agreed to be here with the exception of Benjamin. He would be entirely opposed to his inclusion in this story if he knew such a story existed. Luckily we never told him.

Big thanks to sirigrey, who, as well as being my Beta Reader, is also one half of the Jemily. Without her, I would...well, I probably wouldn't die, but it would be terrible.