​This is hell
Time to sheath the pen
Why is this school talked about so well?
Everyone says it's so much fun
"Three years in, I quit, yeah, I'm done
I liked school way more when i was like 4
Hashtag the school system sucks"

(Stop before you say something you might regret)
Hello, Dave
(Don't diss the school system on the Internet!)
Or what?
(Think what frightening teachers you provoke!)
(They don't know you're otherwise a decent bloke)

Oh no! The school system minions!
Look Dave, this is my opinion
(After three years? Your opinion is conjecture)
Do I sense a rambling lecture?
(Yes)

(The school was grander in our minds)
(Than a place where you played)
(We longed for a place to expand that old school that we loved)
(Stories and things we can learn in the class and the courses)
(That we couldn't know back when we where in our little worlds)
(Maybe you're not free)
(But you can Learn about the sea)
(Watch the trees and generally learn about your country)

Yeah, maybe, but not until six
(No no no no, lemme stop you there)
(Maybe don't be a prick)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, lemme clear the air
Let's be calm and adult
I'm just not in the cult

(Study all night, you'll see the light)
(It's wonderful, so beautiful)
It blew your little socks off
I get that, but
You might see my viewpoint if I could rebut--

(Why don't you feel the love that this school)
(Inspires in thousands of lives 'round the world?)
Here's what I'm getting at
Thanks to it my depression is off the charts
And why do all the kids run around like that?
And also there's this guy who will not shut up!
(They're called teachers you know?)

This makes my eyeballs sore
The school was done so well when i was 4
Although it was 8 whole years before
This stupid piece of shit you defend so much

(But it is loved by all)
Hah, that's so untrue
(And it is wonderful)
I just don't feel the magic
(You're all alone in this, 'cause)
It feels like
Everyone's on board
Except for me, douchebag!

They took my Hy-pre school
(Yeah! And made it real!)
And made it look like no parole
(Ugh! What is your deal?)
I don't know why it gives you such a boner
Cha cha cha!

And ya know what I hate?
(Well, you know what I love?) Depression, (tests i adore)
(Just connect the dots in your brainy bank, you zany yank)
Teacher's voice, (much more choice)
But I don't rejoice when my choices suck
You limey fuck

Bulling teens, (football teams)
Which is dumb
No, it's not!
(Brand new themes,) school shootings
(But it's fun!)
It's not fun!
(Yes, it is)
No, it's not
(Yes, it is!)
Is not! (Is too!)
You're dumb! (Screw you!)
Blow me! (No thanks)
Damn it, shut up
Shut up

You're the worst kind of student
(You're the missing link to the past)
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
(Wazzock!)
Asshole!
(Why don't you come and say that to my face?)
Well, maybe I will!
(Well, why don't you?)
(Where are you going?)

Hey smarty-pants, oh, don't be shy
You wanna dance? Well, so do I
Now here's your chance to tell me why you love this school

(Well, where to start? And what's the goal?)
(It's schools as art that touch the soul)
(You have no heart, so how can you speak of love?)

That's bullcrap and you know it!
Tragically, the school sistem was a tragedy
(We needed this when preschool hadn't found its way)
All the students have depressive personality
(So students could say "this is how the future of learning could be!")
'Cause they're literally sad to see

They took that school I loved so much
(To live inside that place)
And twisted it into a beast
(And explore the themes, pen in hand, be the hero)
And made it look all new and strange
(That's what we'd all dreamed of)
If there's one thing I hate, it's change!

This overrated chore
(This is just nostalgia now!)
With all its teachers drones
(You just weren't the proper kid!)
What's worse, it spawned a million lame clones
(The government scored it high)
(Its pace was taut, yet fun)

This is your nostalgia now
(A place that grips)
(Without relying on some cartoon clips)
If you show it to a child today
(It's a method that went on to eclipse)
They'll ask you to do preschool again
(All others to this day)
It's a place where i would stay!

But I don't care, 'cause
This ends now!