(decided to remake this, cause some of my headcanons have changed!)

🍬Kevin🍬

-24-26
-mexican
-dark-skinned
-pansexual
-transmasc non-binary
-uses they/he pronouns
(They prefer they/them, but they're fine with any pronouns that aren't she/her)
-wears a chest binder
-is fluent in Spanish and English
-lactose intolerant
-autistic
-has anxiety
-has stretch marks
-his body's pretty lean, but due to a combination of genetics and ALOT of stress eating, he has slightly thicker thighs (credits to Virgilboi for the headcanon)
-ironically REALLY hates candy, and prefers savoury food
-severely touch starved
-walks with a limp due to the happy fella doll in episode 4, and occasionally needs crutches
-looks smart...is actually dumb as hell
-secretly LOVES Sanrio (his favourite is My Melody)
-horny af

🦇Streber🦇

-23-26
-german
-pale af
-omnisexual
-genderfluid
-uses all pronouns, as well as some xenogenders (batgender specifically)
-him and sunglasses cop are brothers
-is fluent in German and English
-has a gluten allergy
-also autistic
-has PTSD
-also has stretch marks
-very chubby and curvy
-horror movie fanatic (his favourite is Halloween)
-his fangs aren't fake
-has a prosthetic arm
-suffers from nightmares after the whole haunted house incident
-is secretly extremely smart (he canonically has a PhD in engineering, idk how people think he's a dumbass)
-he'll just straight up playfully smack Kevin's ass sometimes, he always ends up getting an earful from Kevin afterwards

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OKAY! I have some NSFW headcanons too! So don't read if you're uncomfortable with that...

🍬=Kevin
🦇=Streber
🍬🦇=Both

🍬🦇-Switches (Streber tends to top more tho)

🍬-Kevin's kinks are edging, overstimulation, biting, breeding, voyerism, and pegging (giving)

🦇-Streber's kinks are biting, somnophilia, praise, oral fixation, and pegging (receiving)

🍬-Kevin technically does have T-dick from testosterone use, it's about 1 inch in length, kinda wide, and VERY sensitive

🦇-Streber's dick is around 6 inches, 7 when fully erect

🦇-even though it's not safe, Streber prefers cumming inside Kevin, not just because it feels good, but also because he likes watching it spill back out

🍬-ironically enough, Kevin doesn't want kids AT ALL...he just thinks the idea of being knocked up is hot...

🍬-takes birth control, so he's not too worried about getting pregnant

🍬-secretly likes the idea of someone walking in on him masturbating

🦇-often thinks about fucking Kevin in his sleep (CONSENSUALLY OF COURSE, CONSENT IS IMPORTANT)

🍬-masturbates frequently, mostly for stress relief

🦇-his favourite position is missionary and doggy style when domming, and cowgirl when subbing

🍬-their favourite position is cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and amazon position when domming, and any position that's comfortable when subbing

🍬🦇-they're extremely affectionate during sex, even during more rough and sloppy sex

🍬🦇-they've only done anal a handful of times, even though it takes alot of prepping, they absolutely love it...

🦇-doesn't own that many toys, and mostly just relies on his hand to get the job done, but he does own a fleshlight, and like to pretend it's Kevin's pussy

🍬-mostly just uses vibrators, and they're mostly just for clitoral stimulation, the only penetrative sex toy he does own a tentacle dildo that his friend got him as a joke gift, and finally, he does use a strap-on whenever Streber's okay with getting pegged

🦇-loves it when Kevin tops him (as a power bottom) and rides his dick

🍬-one time, Streber fucked him so hard, that they actually passed out for 45 minutes (this one's based on XxStr3b3rxX's CandyBats oneshots)

🍬🦇-they're 50/50 when it comes to giving head, Kevin likes sucking Streber's dick and being eaten out, and Streber likes having his dick sucked and eating Kevin's pussy

🍬-SUPER LOUD, whimpers and moans alot

🦇-can be equally as loud, but tends to just whimper rather than moan

🍬-will sometimes cock-warm Streber after he's cum, but that usually results in Streber getting hard again, which results in round 2

🦇-always makes sure Kevin's okay after sex, even when subbing

🍬🦇-they absolutely love post-coital cuddles, especially after more gentle and romantic sex

K, that's all! Just wanted to update my headcanons ^^